THE MAGIC CONCH HAS SPOKEN
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World's smallest violin playing
No, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Firmly grasp it!
Is mayonnaise an enchantment?
Magic Conch says maybe
Bring me the horizon
Certified shell moment!
One shell to rule them all!
Now with more conch!
Ask again later!
No, not today!
Shell yeah!
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Tiny shell, big wisdom!
The answer is blurry!
Kelp approved!
Seashell certified!
Proceed with snacks!
Please stand by!
Try asking nicely!
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Snack break confirmed!
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Probably important!
Ask the conch first!
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