{
	"what.help.pages_command":", to opun teh papur nuber NNNhbNNn.",
	"what.help.page":"papur ",
	"what.help.page.1":"1 - ur her\n2 - kraftyer krafting tabal",
	
	"what.item.cheeseburger": "cheezfburgor frum teh tre",
	"what.item.cheeseburger_crumbs": "lil cheezfburgor 4 teh birdies",
	"what.item.cow_corpse" : "ded caw LOLLLLLL",
	"what.item.pig_corpse" : "ded PIG laallalalalal",
    
    "what.item.dirt_sword": "dirtey sord",
	"what.item.dirt_pickaxe": "dirtey pikakse",
	"what.item.dirt_shovel": "bad spun 2 eat frum",
	"what.item.dirt_hoe": "durtey doble sticck", 
	"what.item.dirt_axe": "durtey but very furst chopper",
	"what.item.pen" : "looong black waturh conainer thingy",
	"what.item.vbucks" : "v bug",
	"what.item.fortnite_card" : "v bugs containur",
	"what.item.glass_empty" : "gas of aer",
	"what.item.glass_of_water" : "gas of waltuh",
	"what.item.screwdriver": "screw driving car nat fur teh kitteh",
	"what.item.melon_gun": "vow melonz gun yammi",
	"what.item.nokia" : "unbrakbel pfone",
	"what.item.nokia_sword" : "unbrekbel swows",
	"what.item.demon_core_mace" : "no-touchy blu glouy thingy on a sticc",
	"what.item.beans" : "five red things",
	"what.item.glass_of_oil" : "nah olive oel 🦅🦅",
	"what.item.knife" : "moguz'z waepon",
	"what.block.obamium" : "obam material",
	"what.item.sand_ingot" : "SAND IN GUT SAND IN GUT",

	"what.item.cucumber" : "long spoopy gren snek",
	"what.item.banana" : "bana",
	"what.item.uranium" : "gren rocc",
	"what.item.villager_meat" : "wurm vilaagur",
	"what.item.villager_meat_raw" : "bloody vilaaugru",
	"what.item.cooked_seeds" : "cooked seedz",
	"what.item.diamond_2" : "demond 2",
	"what.item.flying_bread" : "omg bred flu",
	"what.item.shapka" : "shopppppweawojkdnwaoijkdmwad",
	"what.item.fire_extinguisher" : "we are extinguishing fire with this one 🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣",
	"what.item.wob" : "woB",
	"what.item.tree" : "tre",
	"what.item.grassblockmond" : "2 many leturs",
	"what.item.wave_bucket" : "bukut ov BIG STRON WATURH",
	"what.item.caramel" : "sugar meth",
	"what.item.soap" : "2 be clen",
	"what.item.nft" : "ekspensive pic",
	"what.item.iphone" : "APEL man SMART BRICK",
	"what.item.inflation" : "MUNZ RISE",
	"what.item.wolfberries" : "dog fud",
	"what.item.glass_of_poison" : "glaz of dog fud",

	"what.jukebox_song.creator": "Lena Raine (?) - Creator (???)",
	"what.jukebox_song.otherside": "lena brain otersideh",
	"what.item.music_disc_creator" : "Round loud thing UHHH",
	"what.item.music_disc_otherside" : "RAUND LAUD THIGH",
	"what.item.rickroll" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ",
	"what.item.evil_bread" : "ANGY ANTI BRED",
	"what.item.blays" : "hot chips",
	"what.item.hairdryer" : "hare drier",
	"what.item.fried_ghast" : "y do u do dis?!?!?! >:E#(D((DCAsD",
	"what.item.trail_keys" : "pAF keyZ",

	"what.block.brasil": "big tre wurld blocc",
	"what.block.globe" : "big tre wurld ball",

	"what.block.windows12": "new generashun pill gates projucct",
	"what.block.uranium_ore": "spoopy gren roccs in roccs",
	"what.block.backrooms" : "big skery rom walpapur",
	"what.block.backrooms_carpet" : "big skery rom florpapur",

	"what.block.chair_plant" : "kitty sitty on thingy plent (ken gruw them!!111!!1!!)",
	"what.block.stool": "kitty sitty on thingy",
	"what.block.chair": "comfy kitty sitty on thingy",
	"what.block.crafting_table_2" : "kraftyer krafting tabal",
	"what.block.obama" : "OBAMA OBAMA",
	"what.block.demon_core" : "no-touchy blu glouy thingy",
	"what.block.pipe_bomb" : "woah pibe bomp so kul",
	"what.block.bing_chilling" : "big resstin'",
	"what.block.chinese_anvil" : "big resstin's anwil",
	"what.block.microwave" : "smol wave emitter",
	"what.block.micro" : "new cat sit-on box (nat warm!!!)",
	"what.block.plasma" : "glo thingy",
	"what.block.diamond_ore_2" : "daimond or 2",
	"what.block.diamond_block_2" : "daimond blok 2",
	"what.block.caramel_bricks" : "yammi briks",
	"what.block.floppa" : "bigg earz bigggggggggggggggggggggggggggg cat",
	"what.block.VLC" : "vlc mediapleyer in minecraft!!!!!",
	"what.block.barrel_with_meth" : "we ned to cok",
	"what.block.netherrack_2" : "skeri stoner",

	"what.block.blackscreen" : "DAKR VOID SKREN",
	"what.block.whitescreen" : "BRIGTH VOID SKREN",
	"what.block.dried_ghast" : "anti wet gasst",

	"what.message.homeless": "<por no houm man :(:(> GIV ME UR CHEZFBURGARZ NAW!!!!!1!!1!",
	"what.message.feed_ritual": "<Pentugrom> FED ME 30 VILAGURZ AND U WIL GET KUL STUVS!!!!",
	"what.message.door_open": "Give up your son so we may eat him today",
	"what.message.door_close": "and tomorrow we'll eat my son. So we cooked my son and ate him",
	"what.message.stop_drinking": "<???> QUIT DRINKING PEEEE!!111!!!1!!1!!!",
	"what.message.laugh": "hahahahaahaahdsiaioqadioqw",
	"what.message.no": "nope",
	"what.message.piecesleft": " piecus lefd",
	
	"what.message.fed_ritual_1": "<Pentagram> ",
	"what.message.fed_ritual_2": " cat nedz 2 do holy sheet",
	"what.message.thankyoufor": "<Steve Jobs> lmao",

	"what.message.hello": "hello!!!! welcom 2 MINECRAFT 2 MINERAT!!!! kitteh prez HER 4 induction video PLSSS. also i beg U 2 turn oN muZIKS in settigns",
	
	"what.adv.welcome": "minecraft 2 minerat",
	"what.adv.welcome.desc": "start eting catnip",
	"what.adv.cheeseburgor": "cheeseburgogr",
	"what.adv.cheeseburgor.desc": "cheeseburgugr",
	"what.adv.crafting": "OMGOMGOMG ?!?!?!?!",
	"what.adv.crafting.desc": "get a CRAFTIGN TABLE",
	"what.adv.homeless": "he's just like me fr",
	"what.adv.homeless.desc": "meet a HOMELESS MAN",
	"what.adv.nuclear": "easy brek from hardcraft",
	"what.adv.nuclear.desc": "kraft a SKERI ENERGI THING",
	"what.adv.pick": "kitteh first pikux",
	"what.adv.pick.desc": "kraft kitteh first pikux",
	"what.adv.killer": "EVIL KITY",
	"what.adv.killer.desc": "murder someone",
	"what.adv.killalot": "sands figth",
	"what.adv.killalot.desc": "kill 100 vilagurz",
	"what.adv.stone": "stoner",
	"what.adv.stone.desc": "get coblstoner",
	"what.adv.iron": "ez gg",
	"what.adv.iron.desc": "get cold ignot",
	"what.adv.hell": "welcom 2 africa!",
	"what.adv.hell.desc": "get into HEL",
	"what.adv.herobrine": "asdpokaps",
	"what.adv.herobrine.desc": "asdioajsdoiasjdoiasd",
	"what.adv.corab": "NO MY LOW LEVEL RUST AIJDO)ASJDIOCAJSCC",
	"what.adv.corab.desc": "murdur corab",
	"what.adv.betterhorse": "shika",
	"what.adv.betterhorse.desc": "murdur notjuan",
	"what.adv.pipebomb": "pibe pomp so cool",
	"what.adv.pipebomb.desc": "pipe pobm",
	"what.adv.microwave": "kittY waRMIFIER",
	"what.adv.microwave.desc": "get kittY waRMIFIER",
	"what.adv.meth_lollipop": "GIMMIE GIMMIE",
	"what.adv.meth_lollipop.desc": "I WANNA",
	"what.adv.mace_lollipop": "WHY DO YOU DO DIS ?!?!?!?!",
	"what.adv.mace_lollipop.desc": "YOU ARE A CRAZY PERSON !!!!",
	"what.adv.gigachicken": "so maskular NOT CUTE !!!",
	"what.adv.gigachicken.desc": "meet gigachicken",
	"what.adv.unfurnace": "kittY COLDIFIER ?!?!?!?!",
	"what.adv.unfurnace.desc": "get kittY COLDIFIER",
	"what.adv.iphone": "exspensiv",
	"what.adv.iphone.desc": "get an iphone from bill gates",
	"what.adv.fith_": "FIRE IN THE HOLE",
	"what.adv.fith_.desc": "",
	"what.adv.drord": "knife 2 with 2 times more knife",
	"what.adv.drord.desc": "get a drord",
	"what.adv.puig": "I AM OINK!!!11",
	"what.adv.puig.desc": "bekum PIG",
	"what.adv.tetris": "OLD GAMEZZZ",
	"what.adv.tetris.desc": "enter TERTRIS DIMENSHIUN",
	"what.adv.pen_eater": "tazty fudz",
	"what.adv.pen_eater.desc": "EAT 100 PEnS",
	"what.adv.global_warming": "AHHJHJHJDIASD HOT",
	"what.adv.global_warming.desc": "warmiFY THY WORDL",
	"what.adv.asgor_runover": "big fat furry man",
	"what.adv.asgor_runover.desc": "meet ass gore",
	"what.adv.planks": "EKSCUZ ME I MAY TAKE THY FLOR ??!",
	"what.adv.planks.desc": "get PLANKZ",
	"what.adv.crafting_2": "bad tabal",
	"what.adv.crafting_2.desc": "getZ crafting table 2",
	"what.adv.bigbrain": "SMARTIE KITTEH",
	"what.adv.bigbrain.desc": "find BIG BRIAN",
	"what.adv.eat_tree": "IM TRE",
	"what.adv.eat_tree.desc": "eat TRE",
	"what.adv.ender_eye": "EZI PIZI LEMON SKVIZI",
	"what.adv.ender_eye.desc": "getz ENDEr EyeY!!!11",
	"what.adv.dragon_egg.desc": "2 ez 4 teh gaMR KITTEh",
	"what.adv.theend": "gggg",
	"what.adv.theend.desc": "beet MINCRAFT 2",
	"what.adv.end": "lies!!!!",
	"what.adv.end.desc": "enter the end dimenson",
	"what.adv.backrooms": "i liv her!!!",
	"what.adv.backrooms.desc": "enter ZA BAKRUMZ",
	"what.adv.frying": "u r evil kat :(",
	"what.adv.frying.desc": "kil lotz of hapy gosts",
	"what.adv.demon_core": "gall in armor!!!",
	"what.adv.demon_core.desc": "get an EviL DeMUN COR!!!",
	"what.adv.demon_core_mace": "wowies",
	"what.adv.demon_core_mace.desc": "craft a EviL DeMUN MAZE!!!",
	"what.adv.demon_core_nuke": "wath",
	"what.adv.demon_core_nuke.desc": "craft a BIG BUMB",

	"what.message.herobrin_death_0": "<evl man> AHADASDADAAAAAAA",
	"what.message.herobrin_death_1": "<evl man> I'M DIEING",
	"what.message.herobrin_death_2": "<evl man> NOOOOOOOO",
	"what.message.herobrin_death_3": "<evl man> FUCSADCIOJDISADKOASDI",
	"what.message.herobrin_death_4": "<evl man> AHADASDADAAAAAAA",
	"what.message.herobrin_death_5": "<evl man> ASDASDDADASDASDADasdioasjDOIASDBAONSDICJASHDCN",

	"what.message.corab_judgement": "<moooey crab rave> PREPER 4 UR JUGEMENT",
	"what.message.corab_dead": "<moooey crab rave> god dammit",
	"what.message.welcome": "WELKUM 2 KALIFORNIA!",
	"what.message.nothere": "nut her!!!!",
	"what.message.gaster_1": "I HAVE SOMETHING\n I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING\n I THINK YOU WILL FIND\n VERY, VERY INTERESTING",
	"what.message.gaster_2": "TAKE THE HAIRDRYER\n AND USE IT TO ATTACK\n THOSE DEMONS\n AND THEN",
	"what.message.gaster_3": "BURN THEIR BODIES ABOVE THIS FIRE",

	"what.mob.new_zealand" : "kiwwi burb houm",
	"what.mob.pillager" : "weird grey guy but bedder",
	"what.mob.slave" : "workur no pay",
	"what.mob.homeless" : "por no houm man :(:(",
	"what.mob.betterhorse" : "hors but bedder",
	"what.mob.vroomba" : "rom car eatz dussst",
	"what.mob.cable" : "bagel teh coew",
	"what.mob.mogus" : "moguz",
	"what.mob.pigeon" : "spy flie",
	"what.mob.hmmm" : "hmmmhhmmhmhmhhmhmmhmhmhmhmhmmhhmhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh",
	"what.mob.psycho" : "minefart movei dude",
	"what.mob.smurf_cat" : "blu car",
	"what.mob.shrek" : "gren srhek",
	"what.mob.fnisser" : "fencer",
	"what.mob.whatever" : "lonnnn fud",
	"what.mob.puffercopter" : "floying fihs",
	"what.mob.irs_plane" : "floying car wif ppl who maek u pay TAXEZZZ",
	"what.mob.irs_tank" : "tank 4 ppl who maek u pay TAXEXZZZZZ",
	"what.mob.irs_agent" : "homan who maek u pay TAXEZZZZZZZ",
	"what.mob.lefishe" : "Le Fishe Au Chocolat",
	"what.mob.ender_dragon" : "Ender Dragon 2",
	"what.mob.steve_jobs" : "APEL MAN",
	"what.mob.floppa" : "biggg earz biggggg cat",
	"what.mob.herobrin" : "spopy blody wheat eye man",
	"what.mob.corab" : "moooey crab rave",
	"what.mob.mimic" : "sussy chest",
	"what.mob.therapist" : "minefart movei dude ENPIZUNER!!!",
	"what.mob.asgor" : "assgore",
	"what.mob.elon" : "EEL ON MUSK!!!111"
}
