- I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too.
- I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
- What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.
- What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philipe Fallop.
- Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- Why doesn't the sun need to go to college? Beause it already has millions of degrees.
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved
- Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
- Why are libraries so tall? Because they have many stories

-- Why I included Bad Dad Jokes? Idk, I was bored.
-- Am I going to update These jokes at some Point? Probably not, because it took me forever to find some, that are actually somewhat good