The Warden is force to be reckoned with.
Carry a Sharpness V Netherite Sword.
Snowballs are your friend!
Wish I was as cheerful as the Happy Ghast.
What's lurking in the Trial Chambers?
8 ÷ 2 (2 + 2) = 16!
The Breeze is, well, a breeze.
FLINT AND STEEL!
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
Steve's Lava Chicken yeah it's tasty as hell!
First we mine, then we craft. Lets MINECRAFT!
Where we droppin', boys?
Steve- OH, you mean that guy from Fortnite?
Call your mom!
Call your dad!
Call your grandparents!
Did you do the dishes?
Make sure you didn't leave the stove on.
Don't you have work soon?
Did you remember to stop at the bank?
Did you get the milk?
You got your car's oil changed recently, right?
Stop killing games!
1,000,008 is divisible by 17. Try it.
Ancient Cities are rare, but very rewarding!
Is that a portal to a future dimension?
The Deep Dark is 2spooky4me!
1.21!
Minecraft's lore just got a whole lot deeper.
Swift Sneak can only be found in an Ancient City!
Please bring back Mending + Infinity!
Minecraft is a perfect game with absolutely no bugs or glitches whatsoever.
My heart sticks with Java.
Why tf can't you bonemeal sugarcane in Java?!
Minecraft! :)
Personally, Minecraft is a KBM game.
The Warden has 250 hearts!
Remember kids, gambling your hardcore world in the Deep Dark is good for you!
Axolotls are cuter than dogs. I have 96 Axolotls and 0 dogs.
The secret to finding an Ancient City is... [REDACTED].
/gamerule keepInventory true
/gamerule doWardenSpawning false
There WAS something beneath bedrock after all!
The Nether roof is not cheating!
Axe or Sword? The choice is yours.
Finally in HD!
If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't theft.
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series!
Don't spend your diamonds on a hoe, spend Netherite.
In glorious 1920x1080 resolution!
Sora is finally h- wait, wrong game.
Mojang is doing their best, guys.
Y = -52 is an important number!
Now with VSync support!
Technoblade never dies!
Also try Terraria!
A game!
Well, it runs on my machine, so...
Windows 95 Edition!
Windows 2000 Edition!
Windows ME Edition!
Windows NT 6.0 Edition!
Windows 3.1 Edition!
Microsoft DOS Edition!
Windows 8 Edition!
Windows 7 Edition!
Windows 11 compatible!
Windows 98 Edition!
Windows XP Edition!
Windows Vista Edi- actually, don't release that.
Available on a Samsung smart fridge near you!
Batteries not included!
[[Debug: Could not locate string in splashes.txt]]
Less microstuttering!
Why can't you milk a goat for cheese?
Wash behind your ears!
The Ender Dragon's name is Jean!
Now THIS is pod racing!
Looking cool, Steve!
Steve rocks the block!
Alex swaps in!
Available on Mac! ...I think.
Removed Herobrine.
I am your computer. I have become sentient. Fear me. :)
Get the vaccine!
Est. 2011!
Optifine or Sodium highly recommended!
Press Alt+F4 for creative mode!
Playable on iOS and Android!
You cannot put an Axolotl Bucket in a furnace.
Minceraft!
Java Edition!
I'm a chuckster!
Available on Windows 10!
Wind, guide you.
Death is a minor setback, until your stuff despawns.
Multi-thread support!
Sleeping in the Nether isn't a good idea!
What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
Come, Steve. Friend or traitor, come.
That's a cute opinion, did the Ancient Builders give it to you?
Blue axolotls are 1/1200 chance by breeding!
Joe mama!
Creepers want to give you a hug!
Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing in Minecraft?
Sir. B*tch slapping the Warden.
Got a bucket of chicken!
Professionals have STANDARDS!
Aether not supported :(
E
Press Q near lava to find diamonds!
Practice social distancing!
Streamable on Discord!
Say NO to chat reporting!
Thank you for your service, Windows 7.
Pi Edition!
China Edition!
Deluxe Edition!
Okami 2 is REAL!!!
2.0!
sqrt(-1) love you!
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
F3 + T will refresh resource packs, but not here.
F3 + B will display hitboxes.
F3 + G will show chunk borders.
The deeper you are, the more often cave sounds play!
It's me! Joker! From Persona 5 on the Microsoft Xbox!
The only game where I can add zeros to creepers until I die: It's Minecraft.
Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to this delicious milkshake.
scancode.256
Linux Edition!
This door is LOCKED!
Amogus!?
https://www.curseforge.com/members/shadyinktail
https://modrinth.com/user/ShadyInktail