#1 Crewmate!
#BlameDec!
#Captain11Mil!
#LordHermodIsCanceled!
#QualityContent!
#SleepingIsCanceled!
#TeamDec!
#TeamDianite!
#TeamIanite!
#TeamMianite!
#TeamWot!
#We<3BTS!
'Cause, baby, tonight!
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*head wiggle*
*uNsTaBlE tOddLeR nOiSeS iNtEsifY*
*x33n dolphin noise*
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10 Obsidian. Only 10.
5.32 on WikiFeet!
A wild groundhog appears… and sees its shadow!
Alexa, set downstairs to 72!
Always pick C!
Among Us! But it is Minecraft!
And You! And You! And You! And You!
And run, run until it's done, done!
BTS!
Baby Duckling!
Baby Yoda is my Son!
Be nice to someone today! ☺
Because I’m the captain!
Bell me, bro!
Big Brains are Among Us!
Block Block!
Blue Raspberry is the best!
Boat Si*p!
Boaty is so cool, Michael. I’m envious of your… duck!
Bonk!
Bonk! Go to h***y jail!
Boomer Jr.!
Boomer!
CHECK ON JIMMY!
COD of duoody boyos!
Can someone help me with my math homework?
Can’t get enough of that shameless self-promo!
Capitano!
Capsize Mc Boatface!
Captain Craftlez Planet Sparklez!
CaptainBarklez! <3
CaptainSpooklez!
Carbon Fiber!
Carol Martin!
Casual Frick!
Chair adjust x8!
Check out www.cappack.page!
Chef Boi Jordee!
Chillager Gang!
Controller go brrrrrrrrr!
Corpton!
Cow Return Grass!
Credit for some textures to: 2CATteam!
Credit for some textures to: ArcticJR!
Credit for some textures to: AstralOrdana!
Credit for some textures to: Colcifer!
Credit for some textures to: CorporalBLOBER!
Credit for some textures to: CraftMancer!
Credit for some textures to: Devystator!
Credit for some textures to: Henzoid!
Credit for some textures to: JonathanPT!
Credit for some textures to: KR1dude!
Credit for some textures to: LightsaberLuke!
Credit for some textures to: Malbanana!
Credit for some textures to: Milk Me Mario!
Credit for some textures to: Petercat!
Credit for some textures to: Raini01!
Credit for some textures to: SavitarianTwitch!
Credit for some textures to: ThermicWaffle!
Credit for some textures to: TrueBlue500!
Credit for some textures to: cliff0428!
Credit for some textures to: muddyCookie!
Credit for some textures to: platypus_lord1!
Credit for some textures to: supacreepa!
Credit for some textures to: Ludumancer!
Creeper… Aw Man!
Crows!
Demonetized!
Diamonds tonight!
Discord: discord.gg/zrdubMD!
Don't be mean!
Dong Fortnite!
Donna Thompson!
Don’t be racist, it’s not very nice…
Dream!
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, FRICK!
Elevators are scary…
F in the chat…
F**K GRAVEL!
FRICKEN FRICKS!
Fallen Kingdom!
Find the Pieces!
Flamey Daddy!
Food’s On Its Way!
Fork!
Friendermen!
George Davis!
Get Better TwitchTV!
Good day Nick!
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side!
Green screen!
HELLO JORDAN!
HELLO JORDAN! It is me, KARL!
HELLO JORDAN! It is me, TOM!
Heads up!
Hoes ain't useless no more!
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night!
How dare you assume I’ve never played Club Penguin before, Bridget!
Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky!
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ALEX A!
I am the impostor!
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes!
I just yoinked the fly!
I need to FRICK!
I really appreciate X33N!
I use to rule the world!
I'm gonna dig you a grave, with your face!
I've been here since the start of time!
Ice hole fishing!
If the book ain't blue, we don't do!
Impeccable sense of direction!
In a world… where we're back!
Instagram: jordanmaron!
International §kexample§r Day!
Is only game! Why you hef to be med!
It can't be Tubbo!
It can’t be the Captain!
It's Christian Bale!
Jardon Maroon!
Jardon walks into a bar. Jk the bar was set too high!
Jardoniphant!
Jelly Bean Nugget!
Jennifer Wilson!
Jord GT!
Jordan Maron is 4ft tall. Fact!
Jordohaiusghaandlanldm!
KNAI!
Kara: Watcha doin'?!
Kenneth Smith!
Kono dio da!
Lightning McFeet!
Log!
Look at those blue-footed boobies!
Lord Steezus!
M'lady!
MA ME!
MajorGiggles, how are you related to me?!
Man Boy!
Maron Moisturiser!
MiAnIte SeAsOn 3!
Mianite Season -1!
Mianite Season 0!
Mianite Season Non!
Mianite is back!
Minecraft is Among Us!
Moscatanite!
My floaty shivery boi…
Name a Creeper "Boomer Jr." with OptiFine!
Name a Creeper "Boomer" with OptiFine!
Notch is in jail!
Now over 89,000 weight rerackers!
Now with even more love!
Now with even more purple and green!
Now with even more splash texts!
Now with even more textures!
Now with extra calcium!
Now with high production value!
Number 19!
OH BOY, THE MINECRAFTS!
Oh, no, it's you again!
Oh, you fool, how could you have done this?!
One second I'm in an amazing speech, and the other I'm part of the floor!
P O L L!
Patricia Thompson!
Paul Smith!
Play more UNO!
Please, stop shipping!
Poli§ktics!
Praise the Chair!
Quackity Come Backity!
Quality Content!
Quality over Quantity!
R.I.P. Capsize…
R.I.P. Boaty Jr.…
R.I.P. Chilly Willy…
R.I.P. Edgar and Steve…
R.I.P. Hermod…
R.I.P. Jerry…
R.I.P. Jimmy…
Rat Ninja Sushi + Time Titanic = RNSTT!
Re-rack your weights!
Reddit: r/CaptainSparklez!
Remember the cows…
Remind me to resume the recording, guys!
Remind me to use code xyz!
SDM Prix!
SHUT UP PRINTER! YOU'RE NOT A CAT!
Selakly!
Short!
Sick and Dying Multiplayer!
Side-side to side!
Slurp!
So we back in the mine!
String can be crafted into wool!
Sub with Prime Gaming!
Sweaty Drake Multiplayer!
Swick!
Swimming Drake Multiplayer!
Take Back the Night!
Tasty!
Technoblade never dies!
Texture Pack Dev: muddyCookie!
Texture Pack Dev: ThermicWaffle!
Texture Pack Dev: Ludumancer!
Thank You, Alex A!
Thanks for following Bridget on X, Jordan!
The Steven Spielberg of Minecraft!
The Unalive Star parkour is nearly impossible!
The Unalive Star parkour. Now hated by all!
The Unalive Star parkour. Still not completed!
The Unalive Star!
The YouTuber that refuses to die!
The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain)!
The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again!
The most Sparkly of Captains!
This is your Captain speaking…
This one gives me the warms and the fuzzies!
This task, a grueling one!
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Total shock fills your body!
Trial!
Tubbo is Among Us!
Tubbo is the 3rd impostor!
Tubbo!
UNSTABLE TODDLERS!
Unalived!
Until the sun comes up in the morn'!
Vexie!
WE LOVE YOU MODS!
Water your concrete!
We are the Dragonhearted!
What time does stream start?
Whatever floats your goat!
Whatever tickles your pickle!
Where is Jimmy?
Where is Maron Muscles?
Why must everything be dicks?!
Wooot!
Wot did you say to me?!
Wot?
X33N is late!
X: @CaptainSparklez!
YOU KNOW ME, KARL!
YOU KNOW ME, TOM!
Yes, YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING!
You grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)!
You have the patience of a guppy!
You hear a sound, turn around and look up!
You miss 100% of the shots you miss!
aLoE vErA!
cptPog!
frickinfrickfrickfrickingd*ck!
gAnDuS iS a ShE?!?!
mmmmmMMMMMMM!
qualitycontent.com!
sNiTcHeS gEt StIcHeS!
shhhhhh Pete!
sparkleztwt <3!
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