The next big update!
WARNING: KIND OF LACKS PIPES
There is a cheese shortage
Inflation? More like they raised the prices on everything
Hello, I like money!
Set a bug on fire, I dare you.
MY INTERNET JUST WENT OUT
WHY IS THERE A POWER OUTAGE
So, you're not wearing the funny clothes today. Huh.
Fulfills promises!
Do you know how it ends? Do you know when to stop?
I WANT MY INTERNET BACK HELP
Sponsored By:
Please stop talking about celebrities on Twitter!
I don't endorse sheep.
ok finally my internet's back
May or may not contain minuscule amounts of Merp
MyCoolAudio.ogg
Also try The Wild Mod! (jk dont)
0% Sales Talk!
your looks like sweat bread
Xfrtrex is sus
Never Gonna Give You Up!
MINECRAFT!!1!1
best video game
pog
the chicken or the egg?
Bedrock Edition
Hello there traveler
Craftmine
1.19.0
Good Game
Ender Dragon... Please return my lost items, thanks!
Milk
Who even makes these?
y = mx + b
Windows 12
Fireflies!
Frogs!
Tadpoles!
Caves and Cliffs!
[insert splash text here]
Am I intimidating?
Choose Singleplayer or Multiplayer now
Where's the water? I need it for splash text!
Infdev!
Open Broadcaster Software
pointerpointer.com
Step on a Sculk Shrieker to have a fun time!
sweat bread heaheaheh
frogs and xfrtrex have one similarity
Look behind you
Lettuce egg oh!
mario actually says mexico!!!111!!1!!!!!!!11!!111!!!!1
Play Super Mario 64 Instead!
Ate an axolotl on the deep end
For all night I didn't know what I could give
And I know it wasn't them, I know it wasn't treason
The fallen crawling out from beneath the waves
Get arrested!
diarrhea
When will Bedrock Edition have these features?
Mojang when they actually release updates when Bedrock's ready as well instead of only when Java's ready
Finish cooking food before giving it to your customers!
Nobody wants raw chicken as their only source of food twice a year!
YELLOW
GREEN
A View From The Top!
Lunade is cool
Legends only die when they are forgotten. Remember Technoblade.
Please find better Community Managers!
A strange mixture of water and ice!
MY DOG RUINED THE FLOOR AGAIN
Each set sold separately.
Batteries not included.
WARNING: MAY CAUSE REPRODUCTIVE HARM.
CHOKING HAZARD: Contains small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A frying pan would work wonders on your screen.
Scott The Woz but Scottish
Shrek
Hazardous stones.
Best-Class Trees!
If you see this message, your PC in compromised. Please restart to continue.
You've been hacked.
DO NOT PROCEED. CLOSE THE GAME.
You're ugly.
Time isn't on your side.
Are you a time traveler? You sure are from April 28th, 4836.
You're running out of time, and you're playing a video game.
A View From The End!
What it was, and what it's not.
Where I was, and where I'm not.
BLUE
Meso-sinkable context based fluid-solids!
Unsubscribe from this content creator!
WHERE DID THE MARKETPLACE GO!?!??!?!?!
Glory of the Snows are a subliminal message!
More agreeable Dripstone dripping!
Powered stems!
You found a secret! Name a frog "Xfrtrex"
You found a secret! Name a warden "Osmiooo"
You found a secret! Name a dolphin "AlexTheDolphin0"
You found a secret! Name a slime "Merp"
You found a secret! Name a goat "Treetrain1"
You found a secret! Name a pig "A View From The Top"
Press Alt-F4!
Think Outside the Shulker Box!
Literally 1984
Also try Minecraf- wait...
Block-ception!!
Ticking every 0.0148 seconds!
Closing walls and ticking blocks!
I'm not lagging, it's a nervous tick!
1 in 7 trillion chances included!
The Nether Inn!
§kNow you can't see me!
I have committed unspeakable crimes.
§4Why is everything red?
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!
Who's Notch?
We love Mojang!
Has performance anxiety!
H E L L O    W O R L D
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
Optifine isn't the mod you're looking for!
It's spelled Sculk, not Skulk.
Removed Herobrine... Right?
Needs more cheese
Unhinged to the max!
Breaking Blocks
Mining Bad
Illusioner? Where?
Immersive Llama Spitting!
See you on the otherside!
Revolutionary Pixels!
Quit sculkin’ around
Dread it, mine from it…
Infamous Combat!
Banned from Google Chrome!
90310?
They need to talk to Arisa!
Villagers are home-schooled!
Complain to Mojira instead!
No Render Dragons included!
Mixels!!!!
Bonjour la France!
Now with Gipples!
Make your own lore!
Going strong since 2009!
Scrunky!
Now with copper!
Have a good day!
I'm hanging on your words!
Hey son, I just got your crash report...
Made from maple!
Fermented ear blankets!
Made without love!
I call it, "pickles."
The failing CEO of three companies!
Automatic man-killing transportation!
Your favourite passion, your favourite game!
Also try Simple Copper Pipes!
We don't support massive registry changes!
