hitler not included (maybe...)
This text is sponsored by RAID Shadow Legends
we take no responsibility for lost brain cells
now with 110% more chaos!
if you hear screaming its probably just the code
its not too late to back out
if you find herobrine, you didnt
sanity is overrated anyway
why are you still reading these
just added 10 mobs, we dont know what they do either
probably has more bugs than your house
did we mention there's 5 amoguses?
this mod ate my homework
may contain traces of actual logic (jk)
insert random keyboard smash here
expect the unexpected
dont press half your keyboard ig?
if you can explain this mod, you get a cookie (its prob poisoned)
your skills wont save you here buddy
we're pretty sure this mod is sentient
if life gives you lemons, add them to this mod (maybe they'll explode)
we didnt break minecraft, we just remodeled it... with sledgehammers
dont ask me why there are 5 amoguses, i dont know either
run while you can
are you sure you want to do this?
welcome to the fever dream you didnt know you needed
if "wtf" is your main reaction, we've succeeded
your therapist has been warned
we're not responsible for any sudden urges to throw your computer out the window.
the only thing more chaotic than this mod is our code
is this a mod or a social experiment? we're not sure
loading...or are we just pretending to load?
this mod is the reason aliens havent contacted us yet
we're not saying the mod is broken, but it might be possessed
loading.. please sacrifice a goat to appeal to the code gods
logic, whats that?
dont worry the screaming chickens are (mostly) harmless
did you know that... wait what was i going to say?
now with extra existential dread... it's gluten-free!
we regret nothing. well, maybe a few things..
this mod seemed like a good idea at the time
ever wanted to build a house out of pee? well now you can!
the laws of physics are taking a coffee break
we're pretty sure this mod violates a few laws... but who's keeping track?
we'd apologize for the chaos, but it's way too much fun
keep your sanity above 50 or else!
loading... or maybe the hamsters powering the code went on strike
forget everything you knew about minecraft. this isnt that.
this is like your wildest dreams and nightmares had a baby, and its wearing a tutu
we're 99% sure your pc wont explode
if organized chaos sounds like an oxymoron, you're starting to get it.
this mod is proof that sleep deprivation leads to... well, this.
just stay away from the sussies
meow
sponsored by those shower thoughts that keep you awake
did you know that ducks have corkscrew-shaped... nvm this is gettin weird
if you enjoy this, you should see a professional. just sayin
this was designed using a random word generator and too much caffeine
dont worry the giant flying eyeball is harmless. probably.
sponsored by rakija
this mod feels like experimental potion #13
may induce the sudden realization that your houseplants are judging you
you're just dreaming
wake up
we take no responsibility for any inexplicable knowledge of penguin mating rituals you may acquire
i think we might've broke the fifth wall
did you know that jellyfish dont have brains? the devs dont either!
we're not responsible for sudden desires to talk to animals.. or become one.
the result of an alien abduction, expired coffee, and a broken rubik's cube
sanity whats that? its a number next to your hotbar.
why? idk
you better read all these texts <3
ILTWYKM
"put me out of my misery" - one of the devs
this mod ate my cpu
As seen on TikTok! 
100% uncut rizz! 
May contain gyatts! 
More mogs! 
Moderately alpha! 
mew, will you be my alpha?
Pure Chaos: Because vanilla Minecraft was too stable.
If it moves, you can probably break it.
“Don’t harass Buddy.” – A thing we never say.
Buddy fell off a cliff. Again.
“It’s not a bug, it’s a Buddy feature.”
Sponsored by ticks and your questionable life choices.
Wondering why your sanity bar dropped? Look behind you.
Judgment Day is coming. Your karma is not ready.
“I’m scared.” – The devs, every release.
Pure Chaos: the only mod with rizz mechanics and arthritis.
Welcome back. Now run.
Yes, you can kidnap players. No, we’re not proud of it.
This mod adds ticks and existential dread.
If your PC crashes, just blame the sussies.
Schizophrenia unlocked! Who said that?
Buddy will jump into lava. Don’t stop him.
5 amoguses? Nah. 50.
The more you play, the less sense it makes.
Is that a hamster…? Yes. Crying.
Loading… please sacrifice a goat to continue.
Eat too many Doritos? Congrats, you’re a black hole now.
Vietnam Event activated. Duck.
Be nice to your ticks. They’re just doing their job.
We broke physics. Again.
“Why is there piss in a bottle?” – New players, every time.
“What did I just see?” – Every Pure Chaos player, daily.
Buddy screamed for this update.
The IRS is coming for your ancient debris.
Pure Chaos runs on caffeine and tears.
Don’t trust the Zip Block. It’s pay-to-win.
Why does Stalin take your items? Because Communism.
Did you just eat a brick? Nice.
If you fail an MLG, the whole server will know.
Please don’t tell your parents about this mod.
The ticks are multiplying. Slowly.
If you hear Nikocado screaming, just run.
Is your karma bar empty yet?
We’re not saying it’s haunted, but…
Did you try the Constipation Event yet?
Your computer called. It wants a break.
Every copy of Pure Chaos is personalized :)
If physics makes sense, you’re doing it wrong.
Sanity bar empty? Welcome home.
The saddest hamster sends his regards.
Meow? Meow.
You’re just dreaming. Wake up. Or don’t.
Insert screaming nextbot here.
The Zip Block wants money. Pay up.
Stalin spawned in your world? Your fault.
Eat poop. Get almond water. It’s science.
Nikocado Temple is real. Bring tissues.
If you hear vine boom sounds, it’s already too late.
The ticks are judging you.
Did you forget to update? Judgment Day will remember that.
If rizz mechanics don’t make sense, welcome to Pure Chaos.
Yes, your sanity is dropping in real life too.
Buddy fell. Again.
This mod is sponsored by mental breakdowns.
The IRS is already outside.
Herobrine? Nah. Himobrine.
If you’re laughing, it’s working.
If you’re crying, it’s still working.
Physics? Broken. Logic? Missing. Fun? Questionable.
Judgment Day is watching you.
Sponsored by ticks and late-night regrets.
This mod ate your GPU for breakfast.
We’d say “good luck,” but you’re already doomed.
Congratulations, you’re now part of the problem.
Is this cursed? Yes. Playable? Most likely.
Sponsored by RAK. You know the rest.
If your computer crashes, it’s probably Nikocado.
Did you just hear vine boom? Yep. It’s back.
Addicted to chaos? Seek help.
We’re not saying we added 50 amoguses… but we might’ve.
This is what happens when you don’t touch grass.
Forget Pure Chaos. Call this Absolute Chaos.
“Is there a Buddy plushie?” Not yet. But we’re working on it.
Did we add rizz? Yes. Is it cursed? Also yes.
If you fail an MLG, we’re telling everyone.
Nikocado Temple: now with more tears.
Your therapist called. They’re scared too.
Loading chaos… send help.
Sleep? You won’t need it.
“What the hell is that?” – You, soon.
This mod will test your sanity. And your hardware.
Can’t explain it? Perfect. You’re one of us now.
Your sanity bar called. It’s leaving.
New feature unlocked: Buddy’s Misery.
Pure Chaos: Where logic goes to die.
The Devs were totally NOT held at gunpoint for this update
What happened to the plushies? We don't talk about the plushies.
Who is NichtVikki, and why is it in my walls..
X Master Woo contributions: BEER
Do NOT run git blame on the source code.
JosipTLG? Never heard of her.
What the hell is a GalaxyHunter
Totally 100% EULA compliant.. Don't check.