§6Capitalist!
§6Not all that glitters is gold!
§6Ultra greed!
§6Seen all around you!
§6Does not contain pyrite!
§6Follows the golden rule!
§6Wishes guaranteed to come true!
§6Pay 2 Play!
§6Buy gold bye!
§6Let's go gambling!
§6Turns to gold in your clutch!
§6They call me greed miser!
§6Don't catch a gold fever!
§6Win big or die trying!
§6Life is short, gamble as much as you can!
§6Golden opportunities!
§6Hello, I like money!
§6Totally not cursed!
§6Make a wish!
§6Rags to riches!
§6Cash money!
§6Give to the rich!
§6Save some for the piglins!
§6Loved by millionaires!
§6Microsoft approved!
§6A small loan of 5000 gold ingots!
§6Biggering!
§6How bad can I possibly be?
§6A principal of nature!
§6May eat shorts!
§6Hit the greedy!
§6Endorsed by Jack Bank!
§6Has a high credit score!
§6Money = power!
§6Time = money!
§6The new monopoly!
§6Common cents!
§6Sell low, buy high!
§6Legal advice not included!
§6May swindle you!
§6Part of the 1%!
§6Hoarding gold since 2025!
§6Greedmaxxing!
§6Sell your soul!
§6A fortune to be had!
§6Oooh, shiny!
§6Toss a coin!
§6Guaranteed to end friendships!
§6+ FISTFUL OF DOLLAR
§6Based on real life!