As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet integration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Java 16 + 1 + 4 = 21!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world – stay inside!
Shop for your elders!
Hang out with your friends online!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Lena Raine!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
Black lives matter!
Be anti-racist!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
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Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Get to the coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Made by "real" people!
Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
Who let the frogs out?
RIBBIT!
Croak team!
Nooooooooooooo!
Flower forest TM perfume
Hat Fridays!
Technoblade never dies!
You are valid!
I'm glad you're here!
You are welcome here!
Your gender is valid!
Contains infinite genders!
Made with lave!
This sand is sus
Remember to brush your... ...teeth
Has working bookshelves!
Sniff sniff...
Place hanging sign here
Joule is neat too!
Now with extra brainrot!
Like and subscribe!
Non-binary people are awesome!
You're pretty cool, G. Adieu!!!!
Have an *amazing* day, G! Adieu!!!!
Hi chat!
Also try Celeste!
Also try Warframe!
This is a really really really really really long splashtext, isn't that kinda neat? At least a little bit neat, surely.
Contains at least one gender!
Contains six or seven genders!
You are loved and appreciated <3
8008135
Yaoi all the time. Yuri, occasionally.
Yuri all the time. Yaoi, occasionally.
Contains several tumblr users!
<location>'s strongest soldier!
This is the 463rd splash text!
MREEOOOWWWWWWWW ^-^
Ludwig plays this one!
Hi Craft, I'm Mine.
Glaggle!
<original joke here>
Stronger than Adamantium!
There is no Gleeble dimension.
Contains at least one, possibly two dimensions.
Contains time travel, and other similar nuisances.
Now with more bugs. Thank Empy, they're crap at coding.
Now with less bugs! Thank Empy, they're good at coding.
The numbers, hoglin! What do they mean?
Six... eight? Interesting!
Now DEFINITELY without Herobrine. 
Perchance.
May contain flirting~
Two SPF! (seconds per frame)
one trillion, two billion, three million, four thousand, five hundred, sixty seven
Now with more counting!
Also try Terramity!
Also try U&U!
We ran out of updates. Come back next month!
/ban @a
/op @a
A catgirl wrote this splash <3
Break keyboard in case of emergency
What even *is* a mod?
Totally vanilla, don't worry about it.
:3
here i come, sanfrandisco!
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Minecraft blooms in your heart!
Made in Ohio. Just kidding!
Real creativity will always win!
Robots could never!
yo i'm feinberg
Very nonchalant!
Now with W rizz!
You can use your mouse to play this one.
Now with less grass. You're welcome, gamers. #gamernation #dankmemes
Smash like if you still call it twitter.
featuring Kasane Teto!
Now with... uh... something, nobody told me...
Now with less immersion!
Hi, friend!
Minecraft is a working title.
Playable without wifi!
Ask your local furry about linux!
Ask your local furry about rust!
Dust block! Dust clump! Dust block! Dust clump! Dust block..!
We just stepped into the Grand Line!
Let's look at the facts.
Thanks for downloading HYPER!
The mightier sword is mightier than the sword.
I'm so random!! xD
19 dollar fortnite card
Get a load of this rubbish!
Contains ladies, gentlemen, and friends from beyond the binary!
Good for speedrunning!
We should start a podcast!
MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN HELP
You are cherished.
Vote for net androgyny!
Now with EVEN MORE CONTENT!!!
:speaking_head: :fire: :fire: :fire:
nya~!
Now with at least 0.01% more code!
Words can have meaning!
Now with headpats!
Also try Genshin Impact! (don't)
gimme money gimme money gimme gimme money money
So we go a-trekkin' with the luck that never fails!
Welcome to the captain's quarters!
Now with 1% more webcore!
:awesome_evil_blue_skull:
Sometimes self-referential!
Make a video essay about this!
Elementary, my dear... deer? Why is there a deer here?
Run it back like a VHS!
What is this and how do I get rid of it?
Do I even have to say it?
And the universe said I love you.
Now with 100 more splash texts!