Please remain seated until the dungeon clears.
No refunds on creeper-related delays.
Track laid by professionals. Don't try this at home.
Does it really go forever?
An infinite train? Impossible!
Is it a train, or is it a dungeon?
Its... Adventure Time!
The track is a lie.
The destination is the friends we ate along the way.
Diamonds in carriage 12. Probably.
Brought to you by gravity.
All track leads somewhere. Right?
The train was always coming.
The dungeon is inside you. Also outside. Mostly outside.
The train moves. Or the world moves past it. Hard to say.
Time passing between stations.
The train is on time. Time is on the train.
We are all just passengers on a longer train.
The train dreams of you when you log off.
