As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More þan 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
Þat's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
Þe bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now wiþ difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home þe bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Þousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try þe mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your moþer!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride þe pig!
Larger þan Earþ!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss þe sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet integration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
Þe sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is þe new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter þan þe sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, someþingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under þe sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
Þis text is hard to read if you play þe game at þe default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try þe Neþþer!
Don't look directly at þe bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally wiþ ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
Þis parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truþiness!
Þe creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
Þe sky is þe limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow þe train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
Þis message will never appear on þe splash screen, isn't þat weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out þe far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
Þat's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive þan TV Tropes!
More addictive þan lemonade!
Bigger þan a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
Þis is my true form!
Don't boþþer wiþ þe clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots wiþ þe fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL þe blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of þe big, black bat!
Doesn't use þe U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From þe streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul broþer!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
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I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it þere?
You can't explain þat!
if not ok þen return end
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Big Pointy Teeþ!
Bekarton guards þe gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put þat cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now wiþ extra hugs!
Java 16 + 1 + 4 = 21!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
Þat's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Þrow a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in þe future, my work will be quoted!
Now wiþ additional stuff!
Extra þings!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now Wiþ Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot þe food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor wiþ no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher þan diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take þe elevator to þe mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, þis is þe Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
Þis is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everyþing!
Where þere is not light, þere can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling wiþ style!
Þere's no stopping þe Trollmaso
Þrow yourself at þe ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese wiþ blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
Þe true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Someþing's not quite right...
Þank you for þe fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Someþing funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's þe question?
Plant a tree!
Go to þe dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right þere!
Ph1lza had a good run!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping þe human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save þe world – stay inside!
Shop for your elders!
Hang out wiþ your friends online!
Honey, I grew þe bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do þe Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Lena Raine!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
Black lives matter!
Be anti-racist!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support þe BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
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Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
Þere's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
Þe cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are þinking wiþ pistons!
Get to þe coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed þe copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Made by "real" people!
Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
Who let þe frogs out?
RIBBIT!
Croak team!
Nooooooooooooo!
Flower forest TM perfume
Hat Fridays!
Technoblade never dies!
You are valid!
I'm glad you're here!
You are welcome here!
Your gender is valid!
Contains infinite genders!
Made wiþ lave!
Þis sand is sus
Remember to brush your... ...teeþ
Has working bookshelves!
Sniff sniff...
Place hanging sign here
Joule is neat too!
Music by Aaron Cherof!
Music by Kumi Tanioka!
Music by Amos Roddy!
Flint and Steel!
Chicken Jockey!
