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§f󰇦§r Technoblade never dies!
Technoblade never dies!
The King never dies.
Also try Minecraft!
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Hey!
Wow!
Pretty!
Awesome!
Enhanced!
Very fun!
Oh man!
100% pure!
Limited edition!
Fabulous graphics!
Try again!
Coming Soon!
Indev!
Indie!
Try it!
It's here!
Check it out!
It's a game!
Not on steam!
One of a kind!
90% bug free!
Absolutely no memes!
Tell your friends!
All inclusive!
Extra!
Random splash!
Fan fiction!
Loved by millions!
Got your nose!
Freaky!
Finger-licking!
Let's dance!
Kiss the sky!
Do not distribute!
Haunted!
Scary!
BOO!
Endless!
Has an ending!
100 days!
Full of stars!
Get your snacks!
HEEELLLOOO! This is Steve!
Living life on the edge. Literally.
Welcome to Phase 1!
Are we at the Nether phase yet?
New phase, new problems.
Enderman moved the only block!
Who put Bedrock here?!
Progression one block at a time!
The ultimate minimalist setup!
Shovel, pickaxe, axe, repeat!
One block to rule them all!
A single block of pure chaos!
Just one... more... block...
A game where you... Mine... and Craft...
AKA Cave Game.
Mind your step!
Don't look down!
Never dig down?
Never gonna give you up!
Larger than Earth!
Please stop pushing me, sheep.
An iron golem just fell off.
A witch spawned. Goodbye island.
My island is a 3x3 square!
Mob spawners on a 1x1 platform!
Is the block infinite, or am I?
A universe compressed into dirt.
Skyblock, but even lazier!
Sky’s not the limit!
Void is the limit!
Punching wood!
Plant a tree!
This sand is sus
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Get out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft!
You opened me again!
Expand now!
Who needs a whole world anyway?
Livin' on a prayer and a block.
Sponsored by the Shift key.
Bridges to nowhere.
Slab life.
The Nether spreads!
It spreads!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Spiders everywhere!
The creeper is a creep!
Aww man!
Diamonds! Nope, Glow Lichen.
Flint and Steel!
Chicken Jockey!
Behind you!
He's right behind me, isn't he?
Is that a Creepe-
I saw Herobrine!
Déjà vu!
doot doot
Sniff sniff...
He he he ha!
Water bucket clutch!
MLG water bucket off the void!
Gravity always wins.
Try not to fall!
Oops, fell.
Void is calling!
Block by block!
One block at a time!
Punching simulator!
This message is extremely rare!
Never waste ur diamonds on a hoe!
Dirt houses are the best houses.
if not ok then return end
Multithreaded!
Or is it?
Go for the eyes!
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Not a bug, a feature!
Powered by Redstone!
Creativity is limitless.. as long as you know how to mod.
Should not be played while driving
Minecarts go brr!
Timer starts now!
You're going too fast!
Iron golem approved!
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Home-made!
Made by "real" people!
Does anyone even read these?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
