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How are you today?
R.I.P. John Lennon 1940 - 1980
R.I.P. George Harrison 1943 - 2001
Granite Still Slays!
Granite Still Plays!
D0nkeyK0ng100!
KingTimeAlone!
FluffyMikachu!
WARNING! A Huge Battleship Named "Notch" Is Approaching! Take Immediate Shelter!
Windows 11
Windows 10
but why tho?
Java Tested!
Donkey Is A Sock!
chuck
w i d e  c h u c k
XBox
Playstation
Only On PMC!
1% Bug Free!
NO MEMES IN GENERAL!
I Hate Roblox, But I Love Minecraft!
raw fish
raw tuna
raw salmon
h a p p y  l i k e  s p l a s h  t e x t
Honey! I Killed The Kids!
Honey! I Grew The Bees!
Honey! I Waxed The Copper!
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine thats out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old, unrefrigerated pie
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of super glue
I wonder, what's this red button do?
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train-station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
Dumb Ways To Die


