NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY Technoblade never dies!
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE.
I'm the second-worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Dying is for casuals.
so long nerds
TECHNOPLANE
TECHNOBOAT
Ignore everyone, acquire money.
I would betray my country for confetti.
Those who treat me with kindness will see it repaid tenfold.
If I die, the Cancer dies too. It's not a loss, it's a draw.
Stay in school kids, it makes you better at Minecraft.
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 300 years.
I was using an advanced technique there called lying.
#1 in Potatoes!!!
LET THEM EAT CAKE