Technoblade never dies!
Flint and Steel!
Chicken Jockey!
One does not simply walk to the Far Lands
Music by Hyper Potions!
Come on, Player! You can do it.
Hardcore is pretty hard, Isn't it?
Michael Jackson!
Beat it!
Annie, are you okay?
You probably did not know this, but this splash is not original.
Music by C418 (actually)
Don't be a macho man!
FreeMinecraft.exe is a virus!
Made by Notch!
The nether!
All races and genders are equal!
It's not my fault the code's not working!
I know you're using Cracked Minecraft. 
We are not on steam, stop searching "Minecraft" on steam.
Dirt huts are best bases.
Humans are very adorable.
Aliens!
?
Sir, your DNA is backwards! AND?
Please don't use Jenny Mod!
Sponge Bob!
Mineceraft.
Notch, Notch, Notchier, NOTCH!!
Chill 'N Casual stuff.
Hamsters are cute.
I'm a dog person.
Bedrock is not real minecraft!
Play in winter!
School is annoying!
HeeHee! -Michael Jackson
Use your grammar as a weapon!
SPEAR THEM
SAODJOIASJDOIASJ
Will you dance on the floor, in the round?
I wanna be startin' somethin'!
Shamone!
Deez nuts!
Izzie and I left home.
New hut, now with no dirt!
Say bottle of water!
SEECRETT Friday Update!
Dad, I'm on the splash!
DR. Gaster is here...
Mom, I don' want to go to DR. Gaster.
All supported!
Copyright Mojang AB, do distribute!
MOMMY, DADDY, GRANDPY, NANA!! I'M ON THE SPLASH!!
This text is here by the resource pack called +Splashes. 
Officer, I dropkicked that child in self-defense!
New hut, now with dirt!
Kabloow!
This is the second worst things that happened to those orphans.
I'm so good at hitting small animals.
Blood for the blood god!
Say it with me. Not. Even. Close.
If you want to beat me, train for another 300 years.
Take that, Orphans.
Tommy... I don't believe in friendship.
Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a YouTube video, you fool, you moron.
Be extremely subtle even to the point of formlessness.
Quake Pro is of the pro-est Minecraft players.
It's exciting making people lose progress!
I just wanna show you how powerful I am.
We do a little trolling.
The cake is a lie!
To hope, to dream, to create, is to suffer.
I AM IN THE TRAIN!!
Gosh this mod is so cool.
Officer, I dropped out of college for this.
sudo rm -rf
This was made on a microslop device!
Your pc ran into a problem and needs to restart!
:)
;D
I do not know what to write, user.
I see you server owners... AND YOUR CHEATING!
Lol the creeper demolished your house
Dan Bull is the one for minecraft raps.
Element Animation is the one for minecraft animation.
You go to sleep.
THE WITHER KILLED YOUR DOG, HAHAHAHAH!
Now, now. Why are you making a secret base in singleplayer.
Mogswamp, I will disrespect the wandering trader.
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did.
Also check out terraria.
Playing on a celeron laptop is an crime. 
HOW OLD ARE YOU? - creep
Don't talk to strangers online, unless they are in minecraft.
Also check out the modrinth webpage.
Respect to the person who ran minecraft inside minecraft.
I will doxx you.
Petter Griffin.
Giggity giggity goo!
What the deuce?
Shut up, Meg.
Robots in disguise.
D'oh!
Woo-hoo!
I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
It was like that when I got here.
Cromulent...
You ain't got the crabby patty you Plankton!
Doodle Bob!
Double Bozo!
You self-glazer!
Also check out Doom!
Super Mario, Waa-Hoo!
It's a me, Mario!
The pizza is flying, help!
JOHN CENA!
Check out C418!
The train goes Hoo as it drives!
Minecarts are not fast enough >:(
Servers' are not illegal!
I can hear my grandma complaining!
Este es el secreto.
Gaming with horror mods!
Beware of my 1000 tamed dogs!
NO WAY, NETHERITE!
Yes! I finally got a mending villager!
WAAH!
Toy story!
New hut, now with chests!
People always told me to be careful of what I do!
Ah yes, my first base!
[Import Splash]
Notch's  game!
Cave game!
2009 May: Yay cave game! 2009 June: No...
Minecraft.
Rule #1: It's the computer's fault!
Backrooms, wooh scary renovation!
Do NOT go on 4chan, please!
Ph1lza had a good run!
This text is hard to read in normal resolution but in 1080p It's totally fine!
Homer toddler!
Beta Minecraft!
Alpha Minecraft!
Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Happy Ghast!
Penguin!
Dog 'N Dog!
All supported!
Ln 150, Col 16.
Is it winter yet?
Is it summer yet?
Is it spring yet?
Is it autumn yet?
Is it [season] yet?
Are you in the text editor reading the splashes?
DO NOT READ!
Please play.