Wubba lubba dub dub!
Boom! Big reveal! I'm a pickle!
And that's the waaaaay the news goes!
Graaaaaass... tastes bad!
It's a school, Morty. It's not a place for smart people.
Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating.
Broke a leg? Break the protocols.
To live is to risk it all.
Think for yourselves. Don't be sheep.
I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.
I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I’m Pickle Ri-i-i-ick!
Lemme check my list of powers and weaknesses: ability to do anything, but only whenever I want.
I’m a scientist; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it.
Welcome to club, pal.
Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. A lot of people don't get that.
Oh, geez.
Stop digging for hidden layers and be impressed! I'm a Pickle!
The teenage mind is its own worst enemy.
Hey, Jerry, are you in here being stupid?
Life is made of little concessions.
Wow, hey, look you guys, the sun's rising!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm okay with this. Be good, Morty. Be better than me.
Stop telling me to relax! Have you ever tried to relax? It's a paradox!
And that's why I always say Shlum-Shlum Shlippity-dop!
That's the way the News goes.
Thanks, Mr Poopy Butthole. I always could count on you.
My people have another saying: Gubbanubnub Dooraka. It means whatever lets you sleep at night.
You're not Squanchy enough for a Squanch Party.