Extra Challenging!
Don't Ragequit!
Bone Damage is a Pain! ... Literally
Flint Ingot makes no sense!
Can I eat it?
Expedition X!
From the Expedition Team!
Looking for a splash text that doesn't exist
At the crossroads, always turn left!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
You're gonna lOvE our pizza!
=P
The Gourd is locked!
Mr. James likes peaches!
Shriek like a Shrek Shrieker!
Ayyy 67! *Gets hit by truck*
FIVE FIVE!
You got games on yo phone?
Got any grapes?
That guy Shad is funny! Eh... kinda funny
MY NAME IS KINITO
Welcome back to TRAPPING TUESDAY
lol you be a happy boi
¯\_("/)_/¯
hOi
I ALWAYS HAVE ROOM FOR THE PIZZA
Don't push me! PUSH A PUSH POP
Oh shoot are we live?
Not Not a Dungeon Crawler!
Snap Dem Bones
I have no rage and I must quit
If my run turns eyes, red
Bister Meast
Holy GD reference
But thats just a theory... 
A GAME THEORY
Never play at 3:33 am!
2.3 when
END UPDATE CONFIRMED
whatchya doin lil bro?
OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! THEY HAVE LAYERS!
Roses are red, silver paper is called foil... man breaks into [fast_food_place] and drinks 25 gallons of deep frying oil
Roses are red, this next line is true, violets are not FREAKING BLUE
/give @a frogs 64
I always come back!
I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth-
The end is nigh, the end is null
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
You'll shoot your eye out!
Are ya winning son?
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
He's Hungry, he's Humphrey, he's HUNGRY HUMPHREY!
Don't mine at night!
The mobs tend to get a little quirky at night-
Gotta catch em' all
What's up duck?
SUPER POTATO ENGAGE!
*laughs in minecraft*
wow! You're smart enough to download a mod correctly!
:D
"Herobrine" doesn't "exist"
I have no blocks and I must build
Don't need to fight, when you ain't got a sword!
NOOT NOOT
It's behind me, isn't it
buerger
le splash text
FLOOP IS A MAD MAN HELP US SAVE US
Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung SAHURRRR
Oops! All berries
BREAKING NEWS: FLYING BATTERY HAS RETURNED
omg you are hackinng!!!!1!
NYE HEH HEH
Have a rotten day!
It's disguise time!
I like the tin man!
Let's get this show on the road!
Wanna have a bad time?
"Man this chip is crunchy"
People Pleaser!
"Enhanced!"
Mod-tastic!
TFARCENIM
Oh I know!
It touches the soul... sand
Sand
T R E N D Y
You wanna see a sweet blade?
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
Ew, David
Just. Don't. Look.
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind!
Who eats an egg on a stick?
Heeeey that was good!
His air freshener is just the scent of live breadsticks in his car!
Get one free, buy one none!
SAY NONE MORE
You're two months too fast!!!
Is it one size fits all or size none fits one?
Handsaneriser, cransanatiser, ransanarisor, hand sanitizer!
LEMONADE! AND LEMONS!
I'll take two side salads with a salad on the side
Instead of a question mark it can be a huh and instead of a exclamation mark it can be a ahh
Mmmmm roasty toasty like a campfire! If you could drink a campfire this would be it
My shoes are like ice skates, just slipping across the hardwood floor. I'm ice skating on lettuce!
It made me happy to hate it
That's what I do with my toe nails I just crunch crunch crunch in the night when I'm craving a salty snack I just get out the good ol nail clippers
You know the worst part of having long hair is you choke on it but it's still attached so you have to un-choke it
It's just melted ice. That's called water
I'm so amazing I have two apple talents!
It doesn't really stick. Welp I lost my Apple talents...
Thy nerves are nervous
I got food fighted
It's the oneth of the month
Chewing gum is so weird I never do that
Is the tassle really worth the hassle?
I pretend to ride a horse so I don't feel sad about my lack of horse
Baguette is just a subspecies of bread
I always forget you have legs, but not like legs in general like long legs
Kachow! I am speed!
After tonight I might not work again!
Scream real loud!
I want my $200 dollars!
UPSIDE DOWN CHOCOLATE MILK
I want my choccy milk
Now tell me, what the hell is a purple man?
Six Sevcon
Run Forrest, Run!
67
And that's Brady Backwards-
Can we get much higher?
Like bro do you even lift?
Id like an ice cream about this high!
I like this part :)
What's the purpose of this?
With the rock em' sock em' jetpack?
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse
You talkin' to me?
You have my sword, and my bow, and my axe.
Why so serious?
You're a wizard, Steve
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry
Dormammu, I've come to bargain
I see this as an absolute win
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of
Never tickle a sleeping dragon
May the odds be ever in your favor
I'm a bit of an expert in these things
We can do that, I know where that is
This will not do!
Hey, that was my sunday paper!
Strength Power!
Glitter flower micro power!
Oh hi Mark
NO PIZZA FOR YOU
Close your mouth and open your ears
Only one can remain...
src > main > resources > assets > minecraft > texts > splashes.txt
Trip a little light fantastic!
Qwanish was a fool
Love thy creeper
I break bricks for breakfast
The mayor is in the news again!
He don't talk good like me do
Sports Candy!
This mailbox is mine
And this triagonal sign
All your feelings are mine
You can shine no matter what your made of
Why be you when you can be new?
You have saved our lives, we are eternally grateful
Nobody's getting a nose ring!
Rookies
Woody just lost his schmoe
You're a sad strange little man
it's a dangerous world out there for a toy
What's the deal with Block Games?
Levels, Jerry
We're living in a society!
It's not a lie if you beleive it
I'm the real Petermen
Top O' the morning TO YOU
If Sheila could see me now!
Watching and waiting and planning!
Do you wanna have a time?
A comb, so baby can comb all the hair he doesn't have
Indubitably
Who's Yehoody?
They came from a bad batch
Multi-Tasking!
Honey, where is my super suit?
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!
He's called Professor Bug, and nobody knows why
The sun's a hot star
Give a man a fish, feed him once
teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime
feed a man to a fish, brother you just befriended the whole ocean
Where's the toubled pipe
Never overstay your welcome, or you will never be welcome to stay over
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
I remember one day-
This … is … SPARTA!
In case I don’t see ya…good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight
Snakes... Why did it have to be snakes!
Life uh, finds a way
You sit on a throne of lies!
Hasta la vista, baby
I found a place...
Did you just... sneeze?