Its wings are too small to get its body off the ground, the bee, of course, flies anyway because it's Minecraft!
Kinda like Space Engineers!
No DLC's!
Available on Steam! But actually not!
Punctual!
Used to have Dancing Steve!
Tame a dog!
Tame a cat!
Be friends with a volleyball!
Now with magic dolphins!
Press X to activate jetpack!
Now with les spellng misteaks!
Look Endermen in the eyes!
Now with green explosion rectangles!
Yellow text!
Adding way too many custom splashes instead of adding neat junk!
Computer Legos!
Now with sentient green cubes!
Quicksaving...
In order to not die, don't take damage!
Spooky Scary Skeletons!
Don't use Bane of Arthropods!
Cats repel creepers!
Sea Pickles glow!
I have a bad feeling about this!
This is a custom splashscreen!
Build a hidden base!
Build a giant mansion!
Build a blue time travelling box!
Build a dirt hut!
11 out of Dishwasher!
Inspired more knockoffs than grains of sand!
Don't always believe what you read on the internet!
Don't always believe what you read on splashscreens!
No more Super Secret Settings!
You are filled with determination!
C'est en français!
Translated into Pirate!
Yarrg!
Does pineapple go on pizza?!
So many more splashes!
16 pixel Blocks!
1 Block = 1 Meter!
You're 2 meters tall!
Uses Metric!
Silverfish are annoying!
Endermites are annoying!
Diorite is evil!
Granite is just pink diorite, change my mind!
Zombies are green!
Golden carrots are great!
Technically bad loading screen tips!
Better Redstone Edition!
Not Bedrock Edition!
Better than Bedrock!
Runs on Java!
Runs on Java. What? No, not the coffee!
Now with fish!
You've played 999999999999 hours so far!
Tons of memes!
Tons of maymays!
Watch out, Gravel and Sand are evil!
Use F3 for cool stuff!
101% Pixels!
2D Shooter game!
Build a Wall!
Wanna build a Snowman!
Kinda like Terraria!
UTF-8 Encoded!
Get your paper copy today!
Cheaper than Legos!
200% more Yellow!
A wild Mudkip appears!
A wild splashscreen appears!
Press the any button to start!
Press START to play!
Insert token to continue!
Rhombicosidodecahedron is a Archimedean solid, one of thirteen convex isogonal nonprismatic solids!
You're using a custom resourcepack!
KHHHHAAAAAAAAN!
Curse you Perry the Platypus!
Fish are cool!
No Lizards!
No Lizards, sadly.
Contains arachnids!
No emojis!
Check your Internet Connection!
Who needs planes when you have an elytra!
Do your homework!
Eat your greens!
Break EVERYTHING!
Fireworks!
Yellow is the best color!
Celebrate Captain Picard Day!
Sci-Fi is cool!
Ooooooouuur Staaar Blaazers!
Yaamaatoooooooooo, do do do doooo!
Age of Empires II!
For best results use a mouse!
Don't you dare use a touchpad
Have a potato PC? Too bad!
Help I'm trapped in Mojang's basement!
Play it in the Arcade!
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
Not a Discworld!
§cR E D !
§7Nobody expects the grey text!
Monty's quest for the Holy Grail!
I can't believe it's not butter!
Great a lot!
WASD!
Don't use the Arrow Keys!
Une baguette, oui oui!
§o*French noises*
§mYeet!
§o§l§nThis is bold, italic, and underlined text!
Le pain!
You get a car, and you get a car!
Communism in the soviet union!
Sleep in the Nether!
Potato!
Sleep in the End!
Not anymore there's a blanket!
The Sun is a deadly lazer!
Y33T!
xXN00BSlay3rXx_101 has joined the game.
Herobrine has joined the game.
It's foam darts or nothing!
Nitefort!
Forknife!
Win + D!
$19.99 for the resource pack DLC!
Now with 70% more merp!
Now 90% more derpy!
Definitive Edition!
HD Edition!
Because I'm a potato!
Still Alive!
Combustible lemons to burn your house down!
§fWelcome to the Mojang computer-aided enrichment center!
Welcome to test chamber §k44
§fThe cake is a §kliee§f!
§c§oAre you still there?!
You Spoon!
AOE II!
Batteries not included!
The missile knows where it is based on where it isn't!
§fThe Psi Corps is your friend. Trust the Corps.
§fObey!
§fTrust the Corps.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?!
And Steve has left the building!
§4Alt + F4!
Isopod!
Make a portal out of Glowstone, just trust me.
In case it isn't obvious, foxes are sometimes players!
He's dead, Jim!
He's Jim, Steve!
0% Bat Free!
What's up guys, gals, and non-binary pals?!
Also try Rainworld!
Also try Deep Rock Galactic!
Needs more lizards!
At least 12 blocks!
Chocolate!
Strawberry!
§aGreen!
§dPurple!
Also try Minecraft!
Also try Risk Of Rain 2!
Also try Celeste!
Look Gordon, a rope! We can use these to traverse pits!
Look, Gordon! We made it black into Back Mesa!
Otter Free!
Barnacle Free!
Bullsquid Free!
Why is it called "The Parrots and the Bats" when we have bees now?
A man is not dead while his name is still spoken.
Unlimited Edition!
Build! Drive! Fight!
Oh ashes, ashes, dust to dust! The devil's after both of us!
§fHer name is Caroline!
You shall have heard my final dying roar!
Create! But like, the mod!
Tinted Glass was in the game back in 1.5.1!
Added blocks of coal!
The texture of blocks of coal has been changed!
Contains no fall damage!
Mike's Raft!
Now with Shields!
Throw yourself at the ground and miss!
Craftmine!
Don't forget the Oxford Comma!
Holy man, cow!
Steve, are you a cow?
Carrot Edition!
[Terrible Orthography]
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
Ores and Switches!
Reject conformity, embrace chaos!
Reject modernity AND tradition!
Sexy!
Doctor who, exactly?
And you get a minecart! And YOU get a minecart!
Pluralities rule!
Headmates are based!
It's okay to NOT have a gender!
It's okay to be queer!
Aroace is aro-base-d!
Now with square-er §2me§clo§2ns§r!
Holy chicken, cow!
Now with over 100% bigger udders!
What an udder catastrophe!
Aaaaaaace!
Less Polygons!
Holy cowman!
Cow, holyman!
Also try Adventures With Anxiety!
Also try Into The Breach!
Also try FTL: Faster Than Light!
Can't stop the signal, Mal!
Like a leaf, on the wind!
We don't know where this will show up, but you need to wake up!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Probably rodent free!
Mostly free of spiders!
Probably playable!
Craftmine!
Also try Subnautica!
Also try Titanfall 2!
Also try Half-Life!
Also try Half-Life 2!
Also try Half-Life 3!
§fFor science. You monster.
Try using bluestone!
The dirtiest dirt!
Everything I hug explodes!
Respect Native American land!
Now with more centered items!
100% firefly free!
Perhaps with 3D ladders?!
Don't eat yellow snow!
Now with fixed cave vines!
Now with better chickens!
Now with better cows!
Better parrots too?!
Alone on a friday night? Pathetic!
Now with loading screen tips support!
Now supports Fresh Animations!
Be crime! Do gay!
Stilk!
Now with 200% more dirt!
§bT§dr§fa§d§dn§bs§r rights!
§5P§9l§3ur§9a§5l§r rights!
Pigstep wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
§1C§2o§3l§4o§5r§6m§7a§8t§9i§ac
§kFUNKY LOL
Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Java 16 + 1 = 17!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world – stay inside!
Shop for your elders!
Hang out with your friends online!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Lena Raine!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
Black lives matter!
Be anti-racist!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
[this splash text is now available]
Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Get to the coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Made by "real" people!
Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
Who let the frogs out?
RIBBIT!
Croak team!
Nooooooooooooo!
Flower forest TM perfume
Hat Fridays!
Technoblade never dies!
You are valid!
I'm glad you're here!
You are welcome here!
Your gender is valid!
Contains infinite genders!
Made with lave!
This sand is sus
Remember to brush your... ...teeth
Has working bookshelves!
Sniff sniff...
Place hanging sign here
Joule is neat too!
