As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
Better than Prey!
More polygons!
Sexy!
Limited edition!
Made by Notch!
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Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Undocumented!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Down with O.P.P.!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Minors welcome!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.3 core profile!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Lewd with two dudes with food!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet integration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
The Work of Notch!
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¡ǝuoqɹǝuuᴉp ɟo ʞɹoʍ ǝɥ┴
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Woo, /v/!
Woo, minecraftforum!
Woo, curseforge!
Woo, modrinth!
Woo, planetminecraft!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
Switches and ores!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Huge tracts of land!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
110813!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Totally forgot about Dre!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
Also try Genshin Impact!
Also try Team Fortress 2!
Also try Zenless Zone Zero!
Also try Geometry Dash!
Also try Angry Birds!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Hobo humping slobo babe!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpakungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
Привет Россия!
Bonjour la France!
Hallo Deutschland!
¡Hola España!
Ciao Italia!
Olá Portugal!
שלום ישראל!
سلام للعالم العربي!
SOPA means LOSER in Swedish!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Java 16 + 1 + 4 * 2 = 25!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Getting ready to show!
Getting ready to know!
Getting ready to drop!
Getting ready to shock!
Getting ready to freak!
Getting ready to speak!
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
15 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Leif Chappelle!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
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Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Get to the coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Made by "real" people!
Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
Who let the frogs out?
RIBBIT!
Croak team!
Nooooooooooooo!
Flower forest TM perfume
Hat Fridays!
Technoblade never dies!
TinfoilChief also never dies!
Made with lave!
This sand is sus
Remember to brush your... ...teeth
Has working bookshelves!
Sniff sniff...
Place hanging sign here
Joule is neat too!
Music by Aaron Cherof!
Music by Kumi Tanioka!
Music by Amos Roddy!
Flint and Steel!
I... am Steve.
This is a Crafting Table!
Comin' in hot!
Chicken Jockey!
One does not simply walk to the Far Lands
Music by Hyper Potions!
Mocktails, mixers, ice!
The snacks are real nice!
Soda, sourmix, dry!
I'm lit, you can't deny!
Fuck you, Saberspark.
Fuck you, Chris Chan.
Fuck you, Chris Tyson.
Fuck you, Candace Owens.
Fuck you, Tucker Carlson.
Fuck you, Nick Fuentes.
Fuck you, Greta Thunberg.
Fuck you, Dan Blizerian.
Fuck you, Gary Lineker.
Fuck you, Hasan Piker.
Fuck you, Bluefolf.
Fuck you, SkyDoesMinecraft.
Fuck you, JinBop.
Fuck you, Tyler Robinson.
Fuck you, soyjak.party.
Fuck you, AmorAltra.
Fuck you, Shädman.
Fuck you, TheMaskedChris.
200% nigga!
We're one soul stronger, and you are alone.
How can that be me, when I'm standing right here?!
The people of Israel live forever!
Free Palestine from Hamas!
Antizionism is Antisemitism!
Never forget October 7th!
Never again means now!
Grace Howard is really sexy, not gonna lie.
Biomes o' Plenty is peak Minecraft modding
Six-Seven!
Respect my authoritah!
Come and fly away with me!
Bazinga!
Penny, Penny, Penny...
Тотя. ♥
TheFatRat is an amazing musician!
Yeah I know, she was so surprised.
Now with 100% less woke splash texts!
Notch didn't deserve it!
JK Rowling didn't deserve it either!
Go woke, go broke!
Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs!
I don't like it.
I'm the only gay in the village!
Wubba lubba dub dub!
Zoo Wee Mama!
Hyperion and Phoebe are massive cold potatoes!
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Don't argue with trolls, it means that they win.
If it exists, there is porn of it.
Don't mention the war!
Wumben? Wimpund? Woomud?
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You VILL eat ze bugs
Tanzanite TRVTHNVKE!
I'm getting the word... NONCE!
Now with rusting iron!
Any females?
Shit on it!
Lovely bit of squirrel!
Oi, my dad's not bent!
Ooh yeah, he's a big boy!
Won't someone please think of the children?
Who wants to hold the tungsten cube?
Is never going to give you up!
Villager News!
Now with working fletching tables!
Wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy!
The above splash text must be referencing the most poorly aged song lyric smh
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
The pool is always closed.
Cool hwip!
Now with more slabs, stairs and walls!
The left can't meme!
Löded Diper!
What are you doing in my swamp?!
The coconut nut is a giant nut!
Lives five minutes away from your shoot!
Keir Starmer is a wanker!
Hey, got any grapes?
Goddamn Mongorians trying to break down my shitty wall
Tralalero Tralala!
Tung Tung Tung Sahur!
Guns defend people from people with smaller guns.
Punch your local pedophile!
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.
Do you know da wae?
Muhammad James Wang!
Swears on its blade!
100% snowflake-proof!
Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy.
NyankoBFLol didn't deserve it!
I like trains
Now son, don't touch that cactus!
Hello, I have been born!
Everybody do the flop!
Aumsum used to be good!
META means DEAD in Hebrew!
He be rolling down the street!
He be rolling to the beat!
Will not add inches to your cock!
I added Fingees to Minecraft.
Doctor Octagonapus!
Hey Vsauce, Michael here!
Mokey's Show!
Grew up in a middle class family!
Sister game to Minecraft Bugrock!
Homero Chino!
Megahard Onfire!
Big Chungus!
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Full Frontal Nudity!
Anime breast physics!
A lot of knees! And an elbow!
Wait a minute, I'm in a computer game!
Has Australia-sized arthropods!
Removed Herobrine
Alright then, keep your secrets.
Do you wanna build a snow golem?
In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight!
Two plus two is four, minus one, that's three, quick math!
Is not on Epstein's client list!
Fire and brimstone!
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru!
Has a very shiny nose!
Come inside, it's fun inside!
AI assisted!
Knows about the Antichrist!
100% truck free!
Has a high social credit score!
Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions...
If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with ye now, would I?
Teleports bread!
Hazbin Hotel!
Astaghfirullah!
Was promised to gamers 3000 years ago!
π = UT / QT^2!
Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening.
You shall not pass!
Don't feed onions to parrots!
Everyone's a little bit racist!
The Internet is for porn!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Alvin and the Chipmunks!
Silly Twitter, futanari aren't transphobic
My Little Pony, skinny and bony!
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Uncanny!
Bad babies sit on the floor!
We are Nintendo, you cannot beat us!
Chicken Little!
Twenty-five is funnier than twenty-four!
En-nah!
Video games cause violence!
Has layers, just like an ogre!
Dances like an anti-woke dog!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Perry the Platypus!
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Get out while you still can!
Fire in the hole!
Water on the hill!
Rock on the ground!
Air detected!
Wind from the landscape!
Area confirmed!
Shadows from the grave!
Kids in the basement!
Pizza time.
Doesn't talk about Bruno!
Very nice!
Great success!
Wa wa wee wa!
Dance till you're dead!
If he dies, he dies.
Eat your vegetables!
Do your homework!
Let's go Brandon!
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
Was that the bite of '87?
I worked for Mr. Beast, he's obese.
29THD03!
Yesterday I asked you...
Haha green shrub go boom
Wants pictures of Spiderman!
I sawed this boat in half!
Juego con tu madre
Et tu, Brute?
What, you egg?
Big McThankies from McSpankies!
Speak of the devil...
You've heard of elf on the shelf. Now get ready for...
As big as Neptune!
Oh my Fauci!
No one would care about Celeste if Madeline wasn't trans.
Can't have shit in Detroit
Stop posting about Among Us!
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4×4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
The night has fallen, billions must mine.
He's a big big boy, he's the biggest boy!
I'm not taking my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole!
Now with cubic baby chickens!
If you didn't want bones on your pizza then you should've asked for a BONELESS PIZZA
Piss be upon you, Ali Khaminaei.
Peace among worlds!
Pickle Rick!
Chicken Stars!
Dreamsexual!
She was 17, Scott!
Whatchu gonna do with the kitty kat?
Me gusta.
Sbren sbeve
Fuggen Jerdee
Fucking Jarty.