FPS stands for Fast Potato Simulator! Bet you didn't know...
Just one more mod... Please..?
Fan go brrrr..
Works offline, Works Online? We don't Know!
Go outside.
Do you even read this??
This is a splash. Or is it?
Sponsored by.. Me!
PowerPoint Edition.
The cake was real.
FPS sold separately.
Still rendering...
Lag builds character.
Patience..
Minecraft Menu Speedrun.
Punch another tree.
You're reading pixels.
AI-Generated..
Fun not guaranteed.
Alt + F4 gives you diamonds!
The creeper was behind you.
I blame Java.
Blame the GPU.
Blame the user.
Works by accident.
It survived testing.
Untested in production.
Don't ask.
Ask later.
Wrong answer.
Correctn't.
Mission failed successfully.
Error 418.
Unexpectedly expected.
This is fine.
Close enough.
Good luck.
No promises.
Side effects may vary.
You're still reading?
Nice attention span.
3 FPS, take it or leave it.
Press ESC to ESC.
Click to click.
Mine blocks.
Place blocks.
Avoid lava.
Eat food.
Don't die.
Jump responsibly.
Left click responsibly.
Water is wet.
Air is free.
Breathe manually.
Remember to blink.
Use your eyes.
Did you know your breathing isn't automatic? Yeah.   splash escaped.
I ate the other splashes.
Somebody read this.
Definitely a sentence.
Your monitor tastes funny.
Bread :D
Rock approved.
This is legally text.
Pixel certified.
Freshly compiled.
Zero calories.
Contains 100% words.
Handcrafted nonsense.
Randomness sold separately.
Fresh out of ideas.
Almost funny.
Insert joke here.
Placeholder text.
Lorem ipsumn't.
Behold... text.
Buff Chickens..
99 little bugs in the code...
This text is rendering faster than your world.