"I,                 AM STEVE!"
"It's harder to create than to destroy"
As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% interesting!
May contain nuts!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
It's here!
They're here!
She's here!
He's here!
say hi to Karl for me!
Beast in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
Holy pig, man!
Holy chicken, man!
Holy sheep, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Multiplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
STOP
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
Teleporting Endermen!
That's no diamond!
Spectate!
Adventure!
Create!
Survive!
Hardcore!
Dungeon!
legend!
Spicy!
Java!
Bedrock!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Classy!
slutty!
El stupido!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Big Boy!
Pixels!
How it's Done Done Done!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced individual!
91% bug free!
Pretty!
19 herbs and spices!
Doakes
Fat free?
worlds finest!
Emo
Boy scout
Absolutely no memes!
All the memes!
Brocraft
Technically good!
Definitely bad!
Dumass!
Indie!
Now in 3D!
Now in 2D!
Now in 1D!
Inspirational!
Yes, sir!
Yes, mam!
Clouds!
Trees!
Grass!
Water!
Sun!
Played by cowboys!
Played by E.Ts!
Played by Bigfoot!
good afternoon good evening and good night
Blockbench!
Curseforge!
Modrinth!
Forge!
Fabric!
All the colors!
Black and White!
Try it!
the Aether!
Sensational!
excellent!! 
Bring it on!
say that again...
"I can do this all day!"
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Hug your father!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
Very Freaky!
key!
ho ha the gorilla!
Water proof!
fire proof!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
peace :) 
Haunted!
PLEASE WAKE UP
Terrestrial!
Extra Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Scientific!
Magical!
Not as cool as Jack!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Nice to meet you!
FOLKS!!!!!
Buckets of lava!
Water Bucket!
"I'm Unna Beech U Up"
Larger than Earth!
spider with a top hat blast!
love you!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
Bucket clutching!
1% sugar!
Let's dance!
Case,    OH.
Secret update!
Hottie Hottie!
It's a Brand New Day!
May 31 2011
Peter Parker!
Do not distribute!
'Creepypasta'
White Noise
New York!
A skeleton popped out!
Pudgy and Clean!
I miss Eddie!
Removed Herobrine
USW forever!
Chris Evans!
Fan fiction!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous
Androgynous
"CHICKEN JOCKY!"
Fantasy!
Scifi!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, logan!
Woo, Story Of Minecraft!
reddit!
Woo, THICC!
Tip your waiter!
Covered in Blood!
hire real artists!
Very fun!
Very boring!
12345 is a bad password!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
Gasp!
...!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
(original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Lava Rain.
Stranded
Scary!
Play Minecraft!
is neat!
mystery!
Doom?
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while!
as a team!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
you know, I'm something of a gamer myself.
It's groundbreaking!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
"a wizard is never late, nor is he early. he arrives precisely when he means to"
"do or do not, there is no try"
"roads where we're going, we don't need roads"
"they mostly come out at night,     Mostly"
"I'll BE BACK"
"what would you prefer yellow spandex?"
"what'd you expect black leather?"
"on your Left"
"don't think,          become"
 
.
!
?
Somthing!
Nothing!
OH MY F**CK!
SH*T!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
10005!
199999!
828!
Check out the far lands!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Hytale?
That's super!
Makeing my way downtown,
999.999 virises!
Read more books!
watch good movies!
More addictive than candy!
Avatar!
This is my true form!
Has an ENDing!
END Update?!
Finally complete!
Let it happen!
Whatever happens,     happens.
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
CHET CHET CHET CHET CHET!
miss T!
Luis!
vin!
Bubbi!
RRRRREEA!
BIC LIC!
PHIBBLES!
Baby doo!
MIMIS!
Fork legs!
lil tay tay, gone to soon<3
Henry, Jessie, Vessie, gone to soon<3
double negatives!
Look at this man.
wick flic!
Somebody believed!
Place ALL the blocks!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1996!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
DCU Battinson please!
BOB!
My bones are shaking
Afraid of the big, Black Bat!
Look Up it's the big, Blue Boy Scout!
Santa!
Pumpkin king!
Easter bunny!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Hola!
Helo Cymru!
Jambo!
Cześć Polsko!
Hello!
你好中国！
Hei!
नमस्ते!
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
Mark
iplier 
I see.
Who put it there?
Orb of Dominance!
Don't do that.
Swords for everyone!
19
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice...
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Woah.
LFG!
Whatever it takes.
Welcome to the family...
Leap of faith
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
HES WATCHING
Do you want to join my server?
I dabble in the spooky things,
Give Shaggy the baggy so he can give Scooby a doobie.
Yay, Puppies!
Yay, Kittens!
So sweet <3
Nice :)
Now With Multiplayer!
Strange, but not a stranger!
/give @a hugs 64
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
MORE MORE!
Do it all, everything!
YO!
Candy Ass Hero Shit!
Dig down!
Falling with style!
Javalicious edition
Release the Files!
Should not be played while driving.
You're going too fast!
You're going to slow!
Don't feed chocolate to Animals!
Something's not quite right...
All rumors are true!
Rainbow!
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Bread!
What was the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What did you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
It came out of the ground.
Awesome game design right there!
Bigfoot is real!
E.Ts are real!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Jesus Loves You!
Jesus isn't homophobic.
GOD is Nonbinary. 
In case it isn't obvious, Your amazing unless you're evil.
Buzzy Bees!
Dream?
Fresh Animations!
Actions and stuff!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Stay Kind!
Love is the way!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support kind relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don't worry.
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world!
Hang out with your friends!
Bushy eyebrows!
Big nose!
Bushy Leaves!
Effective!
Hold my items!
Endergetic!
Create mod!
Distant horizons!
Add the Rascal!!!
Dwellers!
Edit is a name!
-liminal-
Music by Lena Raine!
Aww man!
flint and steeeeel!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Also try Minecraft Legends!
Also try Minecraft Spicewood?
Vanilla!
Moded!
Black lives matter!
Be anti-racist!
Don't be a bigot!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
[this splash text is now available]
The G.O.A.T!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
my cat is beautiful!
Board game version also available!
Laufey!
Jungkook!
Gorge Michal!
Miki Matsubara!
"ogres are like onions"
Plant-based!
Made by "real" people!
That Guy?
Shriek like a Sculk!
Nooooooooooooo!
Yeeeeeesssssss!
perfume!
Hat Fridays!
Bald Mondays!
Technoblade never dies!
You are valid!
I'm glad you're here!
You are welcome here!
Your gender is valid!
Contains infinite genders!
Made with love!
sus
Um?
Remember to brush your... ...teeth
Remember to wash your... ... hands
Sniff sniff...
Creak Creak...
ACTION!
FORSIGHT!
KNOWLEDGE!
HIM
