As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!Compiled successfully!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet integration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpakungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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§kFUNKY LOL
Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Java 16 + 1 + 4 = 21!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
15 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world – stay inside!
Shop for your elders!
Hang out with your friends online!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Lena Raine!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
Black lives matter!
Be anti-racist!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
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Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Get to the coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Made by "real" people!
Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
Who let the frogs out?
RIBBIT!
Croak team!
Nooooooooooooo!
Flower forest TM perfume
Hat Fridays!
Technoblade never dies!
You are valid!
I'm glad you're here!
You are welcome here!
Your gender is valid!
Contains infinite genders!
Made with lave!
This sand is sus
Remember to brush your... ...teeth
Has working bookshelves!
Sniff sniff...
Place hanging sign here
Joule is neat too!
Music by Aaron Cherof!
Music by Kumi Tanioka!
Music by Amos Roddy!
Flint and Steel!
Chicken Jockey!
Fusion Fix !
Fix mojang mistakes !
fix and patched !
Better than vanilla !
Compiled successfully!
This message was fixed !
You shouldn’t see this !
The dev of FusionFix is french !
Mi anglich is so catastrohique !
Also try BeamNG Drive !
Herobrine was fixed !(again)
Punching trees since 2009 !
(*Just kidding)
error 404 diamonds not found !
Spiders hate this one simple trick !
Rendering chunks… in your dreams !
Error 404: splash text not found !
You've unlocked the secret splash !
Press Alt+F4 for free diamonds !
Shhh… the warden can hear you !
Java > Bedrock !
also try schedule I !
/ kill @e
What's wrong with you ?!
SO CUTE !
You hear me ?!
You understand ?!
Michael, Trevor and Franklin !
Lifeinvader approved!
Bruh...
Minecraft speedrun !!
Why your cat is on internet ?
Raaaahhh fucking mosquito !!
Do you have any pet ?
Home sweet home !
Java forever !
The greatest technician as ever lived !
Suspicious stew is suspicious !
Why are you staring at this text ?
One line of code broke everything !
Never trust a chicken !
The creeper is your biggest fan !
Press F to pay respects !
Potato-powered servers !
You can’t prove this is fake !
Suspiciously quiet...
who needs gravity ?
LOL
bee yourself !
that’s illegal !
Where is my adrenalin injection ?!
Minecraft adrenalin edition !
MOREEEE !
Lag is a feature !
Now with 0% RTX !
Runs great on NASA PCs !
Loading... still loading... always loading...
Achievement unlocked: existing !
Error 404: logic not found !
FPS limited by imagination !
Error: fun.exe has encountered happiness !
Dirt is the new diamond !
The cake is... suspicious...
Press W to win (eventually)...
Press Alt+F4 to access developer mode !
Now with more nothing !
Crafting logic... failed...
Ce message est maintenant en français !
Formula 1 !
NASCAR !
MEKANIC !
DAMAGE !
Do you want more diamonds ?
STOP !!!!
HAPPY !!!
Do you want more minecraft memes ?
787B !
fire !!
coca cola espuma !
V8 engine !
I have a new phone !
incroyable !
Look me !
Nugget !
YELLOW CAAAR !
A little boost...
TAKEDOWN !!
render distance !
chunk !
JAVA powered !
test
America fuck yeah !!
Now with more nothing !
More stable than Windows 98 !
Patching the apocalypse !
I live in your GUI now !
Creeper stole my Wi-Fi !
FPS are an illusion !
My inventory says "help me" !
Don’t ask about chunk #42 !
The End isn’t the end !
Powered by imagination & Redstone !
Saving to the void...
Schrödinger’s splash text !
99% chance this line was an accident !
Don’t question the splashes !
Zombie approved mod !
Your base is probably burning !
You forgot to eat again !
Don’t feed the creepers !
Dirt is love, dirt is life !
Villagers secretly rule the world !
Creepers hate music discs !
Mobs don’t pay rent !
Lost in biome.exe !
Redstone engineers don’t sleep !
The fix that fixed itself !
Catastrophic !
Uploading bugs to the cloud...
Creepers need therapy !
Your torch placement is questionable !
Who placed that TNT ?
Bedrock: the floor of your ambitions !
Notch left a note here !
Punching trees, one therapy session at a time !
Your dog judged your last build !
Creeper just wants to be loved !
Diamonds are overrated anyway !
Punching trees, one therapy session at a time !
Whatever...
A normal day...
My house is on fire !!
What are you doing ?
This code need fuel !
Oops, wrong dimension !
Creeper? Again ?
Better than reality !
I see blocks everywhere !
Still digging !
Blocky, but beautiful !
Powered by Redstone !
Keep calm and craft on !
Watch your step… or don’t !
This is fine...
Don’t feed the Endermen !
Sleep is overrated !
One more block...
Made of 100% pixels !
You can’t carry that many blocks !
Everything is temporary… except this splash !
Watch out Creeper !
Dig faster ?
I love crafting !
Zombies everywhere !
Don’t mine too deep ?
Sleep is for noobs !
Endermen are watching ?
Where’s my pickaxe !
Lava is hot !
Diamonds please !
Just one more block !
TNT party ?
I see everything in blocks !
Redstone madness !
Too many chickens !
Build or die !
Slay the mobs !
Don’t touch my chest !
Creeper incoming !
Blocky life is best !
Blocky life is best !
Punch a tree !
Mine till dawn !
Crafting is life !
Villager gossip ?
Ender pearl problems !
Watch your step !
Obsidian forever !
Gravel is pain !
Cow farm needed !
Sheep are fluffy !
Where’s my sword !
Potion time !
Creepers love hugs ?
Don’t fall in lava !
Axe it out !
Digging deeper !
Zombies never sleep !
Don’t feed the wolves !
Pickaxe pride !
Sand everywhere !
Nether adventure !
Spider warning !
Skeletons are spooky !
Lava bucket ready !
Watch the sky !
Diamonds are rare !
Too many chickens !
Don’t break the bed !
Blaze is hot !
Enderman stare ?
Villagers gossip more !
Creeper selfie ?
Water bucket ready !
Minecart madness !
Sheep invasion !
Blocky dreams !
Craft faster !
TNT time !
Don’t dig straight down !
Lava loves you ?
Zombies love brains !
Sword practice !
Armor up !
Creeper hug incoming ?
Pig parade !
Chickn army !
Skeleton dance !
Villager party !
Lava slide !
Nether portal ready !
Diamond hoarder !
Mine till night !
Don’t anger the mobs !
Redstone engineer !
Watch the creeper !
Blocky universe !
Sheep fashion show !
Blaze party !
Spider web fun !
Waterfall adventure !
Pickaxe hero !
TNT surprise !
Zombie marathon !
Villager gossip session !
Enderman teleport ?
Creeper explosion !
Sheep festival !
Piggy ride !
Redstone wizard !
Lava parkour !
Mining marathon !
Skeleton archery !
Blocky universe rocks !
Dig it up !
Potion master !
Adventure awaits !
Sword dance !
Creeper countdown !
Diamond rush !
Build the world !
Dig fast !
Creeper ahead ?
Punch wood !
Mine more !
Zombies !
Enderman stare ?
Lava hot !
Diamond time !
TNT ready !
Build fast !
Sheep jump !
Cow herd !
Sword up !
Potion ready !
Villager talk !
Pickaxe out !
Redstone !
Sleep ?
Pig run !
Block here !
Cave ahead !
Mine deep !
Lava slide !
Blaze fight !
Spider trap !
Skeleton aim !
Nether portal !
Chicken army !
Wolf howl !
Watch step !
End portal ?
Dig it !
Armor up !
Creeper hug ?
Block fun !
Pig parade !
Sheep everywhere !
Sword swing !
TNT boom !
Zombie bite !
Build high !
Dig safe !
Potion time !
Lava drop !
Spider web !
Skeleton party !
Minecart ride !
Redstone zap !
Pickaxe hero !
Enderman vanish ?
Lava pool !
Block world !
Piggy ride !
Sheep jump !
Sword fight !
TNT fun !
Creeper near !
Dig down ?
Armor check !
Villager gift !
Blaze run !
Spider climb !
Diamond rush !
Lava jump !
Mine more !
Wolf pack !
Pig farm !
Chicken fun !
Sword slash !
TNT trap !
Zombie chase !
Build wide !
Dig fast !
Potion craft !
Enderman peek ?
Lava flow !
Block stack !
Pig party !
Sheep herd !
Sword ready !
Creeper boom !
Mine deep !
Armor strong !
Villager trade !
Blaze fight !
Spider jump !
Diamond dig !
Lava slide !
Pickaxe swing !
Wolf howl !
Pig run !
Chicken jump !
Sword clash !
TNT fire !
Zombie bite !
Build high !
Dig safe !
Potion drink !
Enderman teleport ?
Pain,suffering,sadness...
Watch this !
Who is this ?
This is seven dollards...
Dig under your foots !
Ife thise splach texte is misspell ise bicose im french !
Don't look at the bugs or else they'll start acting up !
SPECTRARES !
I think not !
You forget a thousand things every day, how 'bout make you sure this is one of 'em ?
I see in his eyes his crazy !
What do you want ?
So much splash texts !
You really think what you are saying ?
Are you sure about that ?
I don't think so...
0.39 !
Why my game is at 22 fps ?!
What is this thing ?
Pro redstoner !
Certified redstone !
I know !
Physics !
Ahhh okay, I see !
Im running out of idea for this splash text...
Really ?
Modrinth !
Curseforge !
Steam !
ITS MILLIONS TO ONE !
THERE IS COUGAR IN MISSION !?
Potato gaming pc !
I have to admit I never beat the ender dragon...
This is true !
America !
Why you have a puretec in your car ??!
DO NOT HARD TURN WITH YOUR CITROEN AMI !!
Pigeon !
UPGRADE !
Getting an upgrade !
Why the update broke the mod ?!
Why its keep crashing when I enter the world ?!
You are seeing this ?!
Click 100 times on this splash text ! there is something after !
Good to see you !
How many times ?
I love engliche mi frand
Good raison !
Good my friend !
Okay !