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# BlazeandCave's Advancements Pack Language File
 
# How to use: Name and descriptions of advancement to left of : and put translation to right of :, inside the speech marks "" like this: "Advancement Description"
# Some advancement titles make use of puns that would work in English but probably not in other languages. Be creative if you wish if you can find any puns in foreign languages.

# This file will be updated with new advancements with each new update.
# Currently the text that appears with reward functions are not translatable - support for translating the reward functions messages will come in a later update.

# Language: LOLCAT (Kingdom of Cats)
# Author: Cavinator1
# Pack version supported: 1.11

# All language entries are organised in alphabetical order of file name as of 1.3
# All new advancements added in updates later than 1.3 (including the 1.4 update) will be put at the bottom of the file for easy locating and adding by translators

# Adventuring tab as of 1.3
"Adventuring Time": "Catvenshuring Tiem",
"Discover every biome": "Disccover evry baium",

"Boaty McBoatface": "Boaty McBoatface",
"Craft a boat for sailing on the high seas": "Catt a watr car 4 sailing on tha watr",

"Hired Help": "Haierd Help",
"Summon an Iron Golem to help defend a village": "Spawn a Strange Irun Hooman 2 defend a hooman town",

"Cold Feet": "Culd Feet!",
"Discover every cold biome": "Discuver evry culd byarm",

"Disc Jockey": "DJ",
"Collect all 12 music discs": "Collec all da round loud things",

"Do You Want to Trade?": "Do u want 2 traid?",
"Find an NPC village": "Find a hooman town",

"Dry Spell": "Warm spunge couch!",
"Dry a sponge in a furnace": "Warm a spunge in a hot box",

"Filthy Rich": "Filfy rich!",
"Make 64 emeralds": "Get 64 bucks",

"Filthy Stinkin' Rich": "Feelthy stunkin rich!",
"Make 64 emerald blocks": "Get 64 blocks of bucks",

"Flower Power": "Flawa Pawa",
"Collect all types of flowers": "Get all da flawas",

"Ghostbuster!": "Ghostly Thingy Buster",
"Bust a Vex summoned by an Evoker": "Bust a ghostly thingy",

"Grave Robber": "Greav Robbah",
"Enter a pyramid in a desert": "Find a piramid and build a cat sphinx",

"Heeere's Johnny!": "Bad Guy!",
"Kill a Vindicator": "Fite a bad guy",

"House of Psychos": "Hoomanshun of Bad Guys",
"Find a Woodland Mansion": "Get up on a WOOdland Hoomanshun",

"I hereby dub thee...": "Collar!",
"Obtain a name tag": "Get a renaemer",

"Just Keep Swimming": "Meh wurst nitemayor",
"Go for a swim": "Fuul in2 da river in lego city",

"Kilometre Walk": "km gallop",
"It's not that far in real life": "Gallop 1km across te house 4 no reason",

"Laser Sharks!": "SHARKS WITH LAZERS!",
"Defeat a Guardian": "Pounce on 1 of dem sharks",

"Magic Book": "Shineh Magic Book",
"Trade for an Enchanted Book": "Traid 4 a shineh book",

"Mapmaker": "Mapmakr",
"Craft or trade an empty map": "Traid 4 a cleen map",

"Monumental": "Mon you mentall",
"Find an Ocean Monument": "Bote 2 Oshun Monumeant",

"Music To My Ears": "What is that?",
"Find a music disc": "Get a round loud thing",

"One with the forest": "1 wif da 4est",
"Discover every forest biome": "Dizkravah all da 4est baioms",

"Overgrown!": "Ansestur's natural habitat",
"Discover every overgrown biome": "Discuvvah all da overgrown byomes",

"Overpowered": "power lvl 9000",
"Obtain a Notch Apple": "Obtayn a Notch apl",

"Postmortal": "After dieded",
"Use a Totem of Undying to cheat death": "Use a Toitem of Undining to use one of meh nine lives",

"Adventure": "Catventure",
"Adventure and exploration": "Catvntr an explor",

"Snow Feet": "Whyte fet",
"Discover every snowy biome": "Find all da whyte byioms",

"Spear Fishing": "Bowz Fishin",
"Kill a Guardian with arrows": "Kill da sharkz wif errowz",

"Tarzan": "Tar zan",
"Swing (or climb) on some vines": "Clmb som plantz",

"Ten Thousand Blocks": "10km",
"A journey that long begins with a single step": "Gallop 10km across te house 4 no reason",

"The Deep End": "BIG LAZUR SHARK!",
"Defeat an Elder Guardian": "FIte a BIG LAZUR SHARK!",

"The Shielding": "Da sheel-ding",
"A shield does no better than a locked door": "Bad guy done meh protekshun",

"This is Mine Now!": "Dis be mine now!",
"Find an abandoned mineshaft that was not dug out by you": "Mineshaft is mine or I scratch you!",

"Tomb Raider": "Larra Crofft",
"Enter a jungle temple": "Entur ainshunt jungel tempel",

"Treasure Map": "TREASURE!!",
"Trade for an Explorer Map": "Traid 4 da explurur map",

"Voyage": "100km!!",
"A hundred kilometres!": "100km!!",

"Warm Feet": "Warm Fet",
"Discover every dry biome": "Discuver all dah warm byiomes so u can sleep there forevuh",

"Wet Feet": "Wet Feat",
"Discover every water biome": "Disccuvah all da wateh bioms and stey away",

"What a Deal!": "Wat a deel!",
"Successfully trade with a Villager": "Successfullee traid wif villagr",

"Witchcraft": "Whichcraft",
"Find a witch hut in a swamp": "Find da crazy hut of kitteh ownrs",

"Wololo!": "Wololo!",
"Defeat an Evoker": "Fite a wizrd",



# Building tab as of 1.3
"A Masterpiece!": "Picture 4 me to knock ovr",
"Put up a painting": "Make 1 ov dem plz",

"Ah, My Old Enemy...": "Kung Fu Panda!",
"Craft every type of stairs": "Crafft all da stairs so da Kung Fu Panda cant get in ur hourse",

"Benchmarking": "Ben Chmarking",
"Construct a crafting bench with four wooden planks": "Craft werkbench wif 4 blukz ov plankz",

"Bricks!": "brickz!",
"Fire up that clay!": "Burn up da clay!",

"Change of Sheets": "Chainj ov sheets",
"Dye your bed a different color than white": "Make ur bed a diff culur",

"Classy Glassy": "Clazzy glas",
"Smelt sand in a furnace to get glass": "Burn up da sand!",

"Clay-Dough!": "Play-doh!",
"Dig up some clay from a lake": "Get clae from laek",

"Concrete Evidence": "Tough bluks",
"Create concrete from concrete powder by dropping it into water": "Make tough bluk powdr wet",

"Creepers and Withers": "Creepahs an Uivvahs",
"Engrave sandstone with creeper and wither patterns": "Scratch sandstone wiv da patturns",

"Display your items for all to see...": "Kitteh fraem",
"Craft an item frame for displaying your items": "I'd liek to be in a cute cat picture",

"Electric!": "Ellektrick!",
"Light up the area with some redstone lamps": "Use redstoan lapms!",

"En Garde": "Scratching Post!",
"Erect some fencing": "Put up a scratching post for ye kitteh",

"Expensive!": "Ecks pens if!",
"Light up the area with some sea lanterns": "See see lanturns",

"Fake fortress": "Faek 4tress",
"Craft or collect all forms of nether brick, red nether brick, and nether wart blocks": "Scratch all da nevver brickz",

"Fake monument": "Faek mon you ment",
"Craft or collect all forms of prismarine blocks": "Scratch all da prizmarine",

"Fake stronghold": "FAek holds of strongg",
"Craft or collect normal, cracked, mossy and chiseled stone bricks": "Scratch all da stone brickz",

"Fluorescent!": "Flewrosent!",
"Light up the area with some end rods": "Use Unikorn Horns",

"Getting Wood": "Gettin Wuud",
"Attack a tree until a block of wood pops out": "Attack tree til bluk ov wuud pops out",

"Glowing!": "Glowin!",
"Light up the area with glowstone": "Use Glowy stoan",

"Greek Art Decor": "Freeks & Greeks!",
"Craft quartz blocks, stairs, slabs, pillars and chiseled": "Scratch all da Kwortz",

"Halloween!": "Helloweener!",
"Light up the area with jack o'lanterns!": "Use da big glowy squash",

"It's a Sign!": "Its a txt box!",
"Craft and place a sign": "Use a wuddn txt box",

"It's a Trap!": "Admiral Ackbar!",
"Craft and place down a trapdoor": "Trap Admiral Ackbar so he cant get in ur howse",

"Jailhouse Block": "Letz Escape!",
"Craft or find iron bars": "Use Jeil Bahrz",

"Ladder Climbers Inc.": "Ladr Climbrs Inc",
"Climb the ladder!": "Make ladrs",

"Mannequin": "Stick figurez",
"Craft an armor stand for displaying your armor": "Make a stick figure",

"Master Logger": "All da logz",
"Cut down a full stack of logs of all types": "Cut dawn all da logz!!",

"Pathways": "Gr's Peth",
"Use a shovel to create grass paths": "Youze a spoon to make Gr's peth",

"Pot Planter": "Pritty Plantz container",
"Craft and place a flower pot": "Make a container fer all da pritty plantz",

"Rainbow Sand": "Rainbow sand",
"Craft concrete powder using sand, gravel and dye": "Make some rainbow sand",

"Raise the flag!": "Rise da flag!",
"Craft and place a banner": "Craff an place a bahnor",

"Rock Collection": "kitteh litter rocks",
"Collect all the types of rocks": "Collect all de rocks in ur kitteh litter",

"Building": "Bill Ding",
"Your only limit is your imagination... and resources": "Ur ownly limit is ur big cat brain... an stuff u have",

"Slabs For Days": "Bluks cut in half",
"Craft every type of slab": "Cut all da bluks in half",

"Stationary Storage": "Cat Box",
"Craft and place down a chest for storing your items": "Make a Cat Box to sit on",

"Sweet dreams": "Sweet cat-dreamies",
"Change your respawn point": "Change ur rebirt point",

"The Glazed Terracotta Army": "Da Glaized Terrorcottor Army",
"Craft all 16 colors of glazed terracotta": "Make all 16 culors ov Glaized Terrorcottor",

"The Rainbow You Always Wanted": "Nyan Cat",
"Craft all 16 colors of concrete": "Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!",

"The Terracotta Army": "Da Terrarcota Armee",
"Craft all 16 colors of terracotta (stained clay)": "Make ull 16 collurs of Teracotter",

"The Walls": "COBULSTOWN WULL!",
"Build some cobblestone walls": "Make some words I capped for no reeson",

"Torched!": "Thourched!",
"Light up the area with some torches": "Use da burny sticks",

"Translucence": "Staynd Glazz",
"Craft all 16 colors of stained glass": "Make all 16 culars ov stairned glas",

"What a pane": "I didn't no that was there",
"Craft some glass panes": "Make some glass panes",

"Yay! I got my wood!": "Whered my wood go?",
"Collect all six types of wood": "Get all 6 types of wuud",

"Your Door Was Locked": "Cat's worst enemy",
"Craft a door to stop monsters from entering your house": "Make a door, meh worst enemy",



# Combat tab as of 1.3
"Blast Shield": "Boom Protekshun",
"Survive a creeper's blast with your shield": "Protect urself from a Creeper's Boom",

"Bombs Away!": "BOOM!",
"Use gunpowder and sand to craft TNT": "Use litter box rocks and ganpowder to make a big boom!",

"Bow Spammer": "Bowz Spemmer",
"Attack a mob by bow-spamming": "Scratch a bad kitteh wif bowz-spemming",

"Creepy Heads": "Cweepy Heds",
"Blow up a creeper with a charged creeper to get a creeper head": "Scratch off the head off a creeper",

"Dead Don't Die": "Ded Dont Die",
"Kill a zombie": "Fite a Bad Hooman",

"Desert Nomad": "Dessert No Mad",
"Kill a husk": "Fite a Warm Hooman",

"Dungeon Crawler": "Dunjun Crooler",
"Defeat all kinds of mobs from special structures": "Scratch all da bad kittehs from speshel strukchers",

"Egging, Dude!": "Egin!",
"Vandalise something with eggs": "Vandaliz somfin wif egs",

"Ender Worm": "Ender Wurm",
"Prevent an endermite from maturing": "Prevent an ender wurm from ma-chewering",

"Eskimo": "Eskymoe",
"It may be illegal to hunt polar bears in real life, but not in Minecraft": "Pounce on a Wite Beer",

"Ew Ew Ew!": "Ew Ew Ew!",
"Kill a spider": "Fite a spidur",

"Fireworks Display": "Loud colured lights",
"Use gunpowder and paper to craft fireworks": "Make a shiny 'splody thing",

"Frosty": "Froztee",
"Kill a stray": "Fite a Frozen Skeletun",

"Gelatinous Cube": "Jellatinus Kyoob",
"Kill a slime": "Fite a sliem",

"Hell Hunter": "Help Huntr",
"Defeat all kinds of Nether mobs": "Scratch all da bad kittehs from da Nether",

"Iron Belly": "Taestz Laik Brokali",
"Stop starvation using rotten flesh": "Get sick and throw up on ur owner's floor from rotten flesh",

"Leader of the Pack": "Master ov da House",
"Befriend a wolf": "Rein supereeor ovr da dogs",

"Keep Your Distance": "Keep ur distence",
"Kill a Creeper with arrows": "Scratch a creepy wit errows",

"Monster Hunter": "Bad Kitteh Huntr",
"Kill any hostile monster": "Cat has 2 attack an destroy a bad kitteh",

"Monsters Hunted": "Bad Kittehs Huntd",
"Kill one of every hostile monster": "Cat has 2 scratch 1 uv each bad catz",

"Night Runner": "Nite Runah",
"Defeat all kinds of Overworld night mobs": "Pounce on all da bad kittehs at nite",

"Not Today, Thank You": "Cat says, 'Nawt today!'",
"Deflect an arrow with a shield": "Deflekt an arrow wif a sheild",

"Plane Walker": "Plaen welker",
"Kill endermen in all three dimensions": "Fite endermen in all 3 dimenshuns",

"Point Blank": "Pint Blanket",
"Shoot a mob from point-blank range": "Use errows at scratching distence",

"Poisonous Ew": "Poyzonus Ew",
"Kill a cave spider": "Fite tine paneful spidur",

"Combat": "Bad kittehs",
"Battle against the monsters of this world": "Fite agenst da bad kittehs",

"Sniper Duel": "Snypur dewel",
"Kill a skeleton with an arrow from more than 50 meters": "Kill skulton wif an arrow frum moar than 50 meterz",

"Snowball Fight": "Cold wet fite",
"The spirit of Christmas... quickly drowned out by a battle": "Speerit of Kirristmess",

"Spooky Skeleton": "Spuuky skelly",
"Kill a skeleton": "Fite a skelly",

"Spooky Skulls": "Spuuky skullys",
"Blow up a skeleton with a charged creeper to get a skeleton skull": "Scratch off the skully of a skeletun",

"Still Talking!": "Still meowing!",
"Blow up a zombie with a charged creeper to get a zombie head": "Scratch off the headdy of a bad hooman",

"Take Aim": "Hedshot som1",
"Shoot something with a bow and arrow": "Pew-pew sometin wid a bouw and arrou",

"Taste of your own medicine": "Taest ov ur oun medisine",
"Kill a witch with a splash potion": "Splesh a crazy kitteh ownr wit a spleshy poshun",

"Tele-Morph": "Tele-Mourf",
"Damage a mob by teleporting into it": "Damaj a kitteh by tp-ing into it",

"Termite Control": "Termight contorl",
"Kill a silverfish": "Scratch a grae fish",

"The ender of ender": "Te endre ov neder",
"Kill an enderman": "Fite an enderkitteh",

"The Ghastly Eyes": "Da Gastlee I's",
"Kill an invisible spider": "Scratch a spooder dat u cant see",

"The Mighty Hunter": "Da Mity Huntre",
"Hunt all types of animals with your bow": "Scratch all da animals wit bowz & errowz den uplode it to Youtub",

"The Undead Cavalry": "Skeltun Pony",
"Encounter and defeat a skeleton horse in a thunderstorm": "When evil stormy weather outside house is on, fite 1 ov these",

"There has to be another way...": "There haz 2 b anozer way...",
"Kill a zombie villager": "Fite an unded villgur",

"Trampoline": "bouncy green stuff",
"Craft a slime block using slimeballs": "Use ur boogerz to make some bouncy green stuff",

"Void Ender": "Voyd endr",
"Defeat all kinds of End mobs": "Scratch all da End kittehs",

"What a creep!": "Wot a creep!",
"Kill a creeper": "Fite a creepy",

"Witch!": "Crazy Kitteh Ownr",
"Kill a witch": "Fite ur crazy ownr",



# Enchanting tab as of 1.3
"Armor for the masses": "Aarmer 4 da mass",
"Obtain every protection related enchantment": "Get all da protecshun inchantments",

"Bane of one-shotting spiders": "KILL ALL DIS SPIDRZ",
"Obtain Bane of Arthropods V": "Get strongest killer of spooders sword",

"Bow down to me!": "Bow doun 2 meh!",
"Obtain Power V": "Get Powir V",

"Complete Enchanter": "Compleet Inchanter",
"Obtain every enchantment throughout your enchanting career": "Get all da inchantments",

"Curses!": "Bad Inchants",
"Obtain both types of curses": "Get both da bad inchants",

"Fiery": "Fyirey",
"Obtain every fire related enchantment": "Get all da fier inchants",

"Fortunate Son": "Forshunat Sun",
"Obtain Fortune III": "Get Forshun III",

"Knocking Your Socks Off": "Nocking ur sox off",
"Obtain Knockback and Punch enchantments": "Get Nockback and Punsh inchantments",

"Let It Go!": "cat no liek water hax",
"Obtain boots enchanted with Frost Walker": "Get no water hax",

"Librarian": "Nerd",
"Build some bookshelves for your enchanting table": "Build sum bookshelvez 2 improov ur enchantment tabel",

"Like a Cat": "Like a kitteh",
"Obtain boots enchanted with Feather Falling": "Get bootz that let u fall on ur feetz",

"Master Armorer": "Mastur Aarmurer",
"Create a full suit of armor with all possible enchantments at max level": "Get a purfect suut ov armur",

"Master Enchanter": "Marster Inchanter",
"Obtain every enchantment at their max level throughout your enchanting career": "Get all da inchantments at max power lvl",

"Master Fisher": "Mashter Kitteh Feeder",
"Create a fishing rod with all possible enchantments at max level": "Get a purr-fect kitteh feedin' device",

"Master Knight": "Masteh Nite",
"Create a sword with all possible enchantments at max level": "Get a perfekt sord",

"Master Miner": "Mine Master",
"Create a pickaxe with all possible enchantments at max level": "Get a purfact pikakse",

"Master Sniper": "Matser Snypuh",
"Create a bow with all possible enchantments at max level": "Get a perfact bowz",

"Needle Sharp": "Much Sharp",
"Obtain Sharpness V": "Get sharpezt sord poszible",

"Heavy Metal": "Hevy Metl",
"Craft an anvil": "Get an anvehl",

"Overkill": "Ovurkihl",
"Deal eight hearts of damage in a single blow": "Take 8 of nine lievs in one hit!",

"Pick Like Silk": "Smooth diggin'",
"Use a Silk Touch enchanted pickaxe to obtain diamond ore as a block": "Get a rocks wif deemond wif magic pikkatt",

"Enchanting": "Encating",
"Enchant items to give them magical abilities": "Inchant items 2 gif dem majikal abiltees",

"Scuba Gear": "Fish moed",
"Obtain every water related enchantment": "Get all da water inchants",

"Super Efficient": "Supa Fazt Diggin'",
"Obtain Efficiency V": "Get fastest pikatt pozsibel",

"Unbreakable": "Unbrakebel",
"Obtain Mending on an item": "Get Mendin on an itemz",

"Undead Slayer": "Unded Slaer",
"Obtain Smite V": "Get Smiet V",



# End tab as of 1.3
"Anti-Gravity Generator": "Hoverz Jeneratr",
"Bring a shulker into the overworld and let it give you anti-gravity": "Take shulker home as pet and let it give u Hoverz",

"Cow Jumped Over The Moon": "Cowl Pounced Ovr Da Muun",
"Bring a cow from the Overworld to the End and then kill it": "Bring a cowl frum home to da End and scratch it",

"Dragon Shield": "Dwaagen Sheeld",
"Attempt to block the dragon's attacks": "Block da dragone's pounces",

"End Bricks!": "Kat Litter Briks",
"Craft end bricks from end stone": "Make Briks for meh kitteh litter",

"For Mother, Clarence": "4 Mummy, Clarence",
"Kill a shulker": "Fite a shulky",

"Free the End": "Free teh End",
"Good luck": "Git gud",

"Getting Chorus": "Getting Frute dat Duznt Sing",
"Attack a chorus tree until it collapses": "Scratch a Meow Plantz til it collapsz",

"Great View From Up Here": "Supr dupr view up heer",
"Levitate up a distance of 50 metres": "Flai up 50 bloks laik superkitty aftr getin hit by a shulker",

"I'm Coming Back, Murph!": "Im coming bak, Murf!",
"Travel far into the End dimension": "Travl farr in2 da End",

"No! Don't let me leave, Murph!": "No! Dunt let meh leav, Murf!",
"Travel so far into the End dimension you might as well be on another planet": "Travl so farr in2 da End ur on anozer planet",

"Noxious Fumes": "Noxyus fuumz",
"Use dragon's breath to brew a lingering potion": "Use dwagon's breth to brue a linnering poshun",

"Off With His Head!": "Off wit his hed!",
"Collect a dragon's head from the bow of an end ship": "Steal da dwagon's head from da bowz ov an end ship",

"Poison Dart": "Puizn Dart",
"Craft tipped arrows of poison": "Make Speshul Shooty Tigns Dat Maeks u Puiznd",

"Portable Storage": "Portbel storrge",
"Use shulker shells to craft a shulker box": "Use shulkr shellies to make da Shell Bux",

"Purpurfect!": "Purr Purr-fect!",
"Craft or collect purpur blocks, slabs, pillars and stairs": "Scratch all da purpur blokz",

"Remote Getaway": "Remut getawai",
"Escape the island": "ESC the I-land",

"The End": "Da End",
"Or the beginning?": "Or da start?",

"Shouldn't my shield levitate too?": "My sheeld shuld hoverz 2",
"Block a Shulker's bullet with your shield": "Protects urself frum a shulkerz shot",

"Sky High": "Skai Hai",
"Fly up beyond the world height limit": "Flai up be-yonder da world hait limit",

"Sky's the Limit": "Sky iz teh limit",
"Find an Elytra": "Find a thingy 2 fly",

"Some Breakthrough": "Sum Brakethru",
"Exhaust your elytra": "Brake ur thingy 2 fly",

"The City at the End of the Game": "Da city @ end",
"Go on in, what could happen?": "Go in, wat cud possibly go wong?",

"The End... Again": "Teh End... Agaen...",
"Respawn the Ender Dragon": "Maek teh endr dragon com bak tu laif agaen",

"The Next Generation": "Da next generashion",
"Hold the Dragon Egg": "Hold Dragnoz' unhatched baby",

"The Start of Something": "Da start of sumthin",
"Craft your first ender crystal": "Make ur first Endur Cristal",

"Uh, Houston? We have a problem": "Uh, Huusten? Me have problmo",
"Fly up to a ridiculous height": "Flai up 2 a ridiculus hait",

"You Need a Mint": "Throw in a Minetos",
"Collect dragon's breath in a glass bottle": "Collect dragonz breth in a glaz bottl",



# Farming tab as of 1.3
"24 Carrot Gold": "24 Karrat GULD",
"Eat a golden carrot": "Steel a GULDEN CARRUT frum ur ownr & eet it!",

"A Balanced Diet": "ful uf fuuud",
"Eat everything that is edible, even if it's not good for you": "EAT ALL THE THINGZ",

"A Horse in Shining Armor": "SUPA shiny hoofy fur!",
"Find diamond horse armor": "Get sum supa shiny hoofy fur 4 ur pony!",

"A Seedy Place": "SEEDZ!",
"Plant a seed and watch it grow": "Plant 1 seed and w8t 4 it 2 grow",

"Artificial Selection": "Donkeh + Pony...",
"Breed a horse and a donkey to get a mule": "donkeh + Pony in luv!!!",

"Bake Bread": "Baik Bred",
"Grow wheat and use it to bake bread": "Tern weat in2 bred",

"Bapple!": "BAPPLE!",
"Crunch into an apple": "Steale ur ownr's bapple & eet it!",

"Blistering Barnacles!": "Blisturing Barnekuls!",
"Get spat at by a llama": "Haf a camel sheep spit at u",

"Breaking the Law of Conservation of Matter": "Physics Cat",
"Craft 9 melon slices back into a block that, when broken, will probably not give you all 9 slices back": "Craftz 9 mellun slicez in2 a bluk that wont giv meh all 9 slicez back!",

"Care For the Environment": "Care Fell da Jungl",
"Plant down a sapling": "Plant duwn a baby tree",

"Catching Nemo": "Pouncing Neemo",
"Catch a clownfish": "Pounce on a funny fishy",

"Chatterbox": "Chattehbox",
"Tame a Parrot using seeds. WARNING: Do not use a cookie!": "Maek frendz wif a rainbow birdy",

"Cow Tipper": "Caw Tippur",
"Harvest some leather": "Harvist sum lethur",

"Cowboy": "Cawboi",
"Tame a horse by jumping on it over and over again": "Maek frendz wif a pony",

"Fishy Business": "fishy bashiness",
"Catch a fish": "Cat a fishy",

"Die, Potato!": "Die, Pootato!",
"Squash and eat a potato": "Scratch an kill a pootato",

"Do you want to build a snowman?": "Do yeh want to bild Olaf?",
"Use a pumpkin and snow blocks to build a snow golem": "Yuze a pangkan & sum cold white stuff 2 maek a cold white hooman",

"Ecologist": "Ekolojist",
"Plant down all six types of sapling": "Plant duwn all da baby trees",

"Feeling Sheepish": "Feelin Baa Baa",
"You'll get over it": "U get ovr it!",

"Getting Into a Stew": "Getting in2 a Bawl",
"Make and eat some rabbit stew": "Make warm jumpin foodz and put it in a Bawl!",

"Have a Shearful Day": "Hav a Skizzor Day!",
"Use two iron ingots to craft shears": "Uze 2 irun inguts 2 maek skizzers",

"High Steaks": "Hi Steaks",
"The steaks are high for this advancement!": "Da steaks r hi 4 dis atfancemends",

"Hot Topic": "Hot Taupic",
"Construct a furnace out of eight stone blocks": "Make a Hot Box out ov 8 cobulstoen blukz",

"Lion Tamer": "Cat Frenz!",
"Tame an Ocelot using fish": "Maek frendz wif anoter cat",

"Me Love Cookie": "Meh luv cukkie!",
"Bake some cookies... and then scoff them all yourself": "Maek aCookeh an steal dem frum ur owner",

"Meat Lovers": "Meet Luvrs",
"Eat every type of meat, even if uncooked or rotten": "Eat all da meet",

"Milk does your body good": "Mlk duz ur body gud",
"Take a swig swig swig swig": "Taek a swig swig swig swig. Yeah yeah",

"Mushroom, Mushroom, Mushroom, Mushroom!": "mushruum, mushruum, mushruum, mushruum!",
"Slurp some mushroom stew": "Slurp a sup ov funges",

"Naturally Carved": "Nachurlly Carvd",
"Harvest some spooky pumpkins": "Harvist sum spuuky pangkans",

"Not Today!": "Not 2day!",
"Eat a poisonous potato": "no eat iz yukky",

"Overpopulation": "Ovr populashun",
"Breed every type of animal": "Maek all da animls hav babies",

"Pork Chop": "Porrk Chop Kitteh",
"You know kung fu, how about pork chop?": "U know kung fu, how bout porrk chop!",

"Rabbit Season": "Bunny Season",
"Killing bunnies is cruel. Period.": "Kill da Jumpin Foodz!",

"Rainbow Collection": "Rainbuw Collecshun",
"Gather all 16 colors of wool": "Get all da 16 culurs ov fur bluks",

"Renewable Energy": "Renubl Enarjy",
"Smelt wood trunks using charcoal to make more charcoal": "Burn wuud wit burnt w00d 2 maek moar burnt w00d",

"Repopulation": "Re populashun",
"Breed two cows with wheat": "Maek Milk-Maekers hav babies",

"Farming": "Farming!",
"The world is full of friends and food": "Diz wurld iz full of catz an eetin stuffz",

"Salmonella Poisoning": "Nom Nomz!",
"Eat some raw salmon... and not get poisoned after all": "Eet sum pink nomz",

"Serious Dedication": "r u seriouz y u do dis",
"Completely use up a diamond hoe, and then reevaluate your life choices": "brak ur deemond hoe n eeeat d seedz",

"So Good": "So Gud",
"Can't beat it, can't beat it": "Cant beet it, Cant beet it",

"Souperman": "Suupeh hooman",
"Beetroot soup gives you souperpowers!": "Betrut supe gifs u supe powahs!",

"Sugar, Sugar": "Switz, Switz",
"Harvest some sugar cane from a river or ocean": "Harvist sum sweet canes frum wateh",

"Sushi": "Sushi",
"Eat some raw fish": "Eeet sum raw nomz",

"The Lie": "Portalz Referencezzz!",
"Wheat, sugar, milk and eggs!": "Weet, sugr, mlk n eggz!",

"The Melon! The Melon! The Melon!": "Da Melun! Da Mellon! Da Merun!",
"Eat a melon. Be careful not to drop it over a cliff": "Eet sum wet juicy fruit",

"The Pie": "Portalz Referencezzz Refrenczz!",
"Bake a pumpkin pie": "Put squash in a pie",

"Trimming the Treetops": "Makin da Salad",
"Use shears to obtain leaf blocks": "Use skizzers 2 get sum salad",

"Ultra Hardcore": "Ultra Hard Kor",
"Craft and eat a normal golden apple": "EET A GULD APEL!",

"Vegetarian": "Vejetarrn!",
"Eat every type of fruit, vegetables, and any sort of plant matter": "Eet all da fruut an veges",

"When Pigs Used to Fly": "Wen Pueg Used Tah Fly",
"Craft a carrot on a stick so you can ride a pig off a cliff": "MAEK SUM YUMMY FOOD ON STIK!",

"You Lead, I'll Follow": "U leed, me fullow!",
"Craft a lead for forming a llama caravan": "Maek a leesh for da camel sheep!",



# Mining tab as of 1.3
"Acquire Hardware": "I can haz irun",
"Smelt an iron ingot": "Cook teh iruns",

"Bling Bling Gone": "Bling Bling Gun",
"Completely use up a golden pickaxe, and then seriously reevaluate your life choices": "Brake a Galdun Pikakse",

"Coal Miner": "Cole Mineh",
"Mine a stack of coal": "Mine a lot of cole cuz u were very nawty tis year!",

"Fuel Engine": "Fuuel Enjin",
"Craft a powered minecart": "Put a Hot Box in a Minecat",

"Cover Me With Diamonds": "Covr me wif diamondz",
"Diamond armor saves lives": "Deemond suit saves kitties' lives",

"Diamond Clad": "Deemond Cladz",
"A full suit of diamond armor saves even more lives": "Full Deemond suit savez moar lives",

"Diamond Miner": "MUCH MUNY $$$",
"Mine a stack of diamonds. Good luck!": "Mine Much Deemonds! Guud Luk!",

"Diamonds!": "AW MA GAWT, DEEMONDS!!!1",
"Acquire diamonds": "Get deemonds wif ur irun 2ls",

"Electric Rails": "PUWERD RAIL!",
"Making furnace minecarts completely useless": "Minecats wif Hot Boxes not useless!",

"Enchanter": "Ehncanter",
"Craft an enchanting table": "Craft an Inchant Tabl",

"Even MOAR Tools": "Evn MOAR 2ls!",
"Craft a full diamond tools set": "Craft all da Dimand 2ls!",

"Fossil Fuel": "Ur present:",
"Coal! As in dead dinosaurs!": "Get Cole 4 Krismess cuz u were nawty tis year!",

"Getting an Upgrade": "Lehveling Up",
"Construct a better pickaxe": "Maek a beder pikkatt",

"Gold Miner": "Guld Minr",
"Mine a stack of gold ore": "Mien lutz of Guld!",

"Gold Rush": "Guld Rush",
"Strike gold and smelt it into a gold ingot": "Strike Rockz wif Guld",

"Hot Stuff": "Hot Stuffz",
"Fill a bucket with lava": "Fil bucket wif lava plz?",

"Ice Bucket Challenge": "Ize Bucket Chalendz",
"Form and mine a block of Obsidian": "Ferm and mine blok of Obsidian",

"Iron Man": "I am Irun Man!",
"Craft a full suit of iron armor": "Craft all da iron man suit!",

"Iron Miner": "Irun Mineh",
"Mine a stack of iron ore": "Mien lutz of Irun!",

"Isn't It Iron Pick": "Oh isnt it iron pik",
"Upgrade your pickaxe": "Upgraid ur pikaxe",

"Lapis Lazuli Miner": "Blu Minar",
"Mine enough lapis lazuli to craft a stack of lapis lazuli blocks": "Mien lutz of blu stuffz",

"Mineral Collection": "Minral Collakshun",
"Craft every type of mineral block": "Craft all da shineh bloks!",

"MOAR Tools": "MOAR 2ls!",
"Craft a stone pickaxe, axe, shovel and hoe": "Craft a Ston spoon, Aks, Hoe, Pikkatt, and",

"Aww it broke!": "Oh Noes!",
"Break your first tool": "Brake ur 1st 2l",

"On A Rail": "Cat on Rail",
"Craft a minecart using five iron ingots": "Craft a Minecat & uze 5 irun inguts",

"Redstone Miner": "Redstoen Mineh",
"Mine enough redstone to craft a stack of redstone blocks": "Mien lutz of red ston!",

"Mining": "Mienin",
"Dig underground, gather resources": "Dig under da howse & get stuff",

"Seeing Red": "Seein Red",
"Mine some redstone from the deepest caves": "Dig Rocks wif Red Stown",

"Suit Up": "Suit up k?",
"Protect yourself with a piece of iron armor": "Defend urself wid a pic of iron man suit",

"The way to spawn": "Spinny thingo",
"Craft a compass in case you forgot where spawn is": "Maek a spinny thing and try to scratch it 4 hours",

"DIAM- oh, wait, no.": "DEEM - oh, wate, noo!",
"It's still useful for enchanting": "Dat blue stuff still guud 4 inchanting",

"We Need to Go Deeper": "We Ned 2 Go Deeper",
"Build, light and enter a Nether Portal": "make a magic Nether portl",

"We've broken our last shovel": "Weve brokn owr last spoon!",
"Break all five types of shovels": "Brake all da spoons!",

"What's the time, Mr Wolf?": "Wats da time, Mr Doggy?",
"Time to clean your clocks! (Or, craft them!)": "Time t cleen ur cluks! (Or, craft dem!)",



# Nether tab as of 1.3
"A Terrible Fortress": "Terribl Fortrez",
"Break your way into a Nether Fortress": "Rush B I MEEN intu a Nether Fortress",

"Basis of Brewing": "Basis of Brwing",
"Harvest some nether wart from a nether fortress": "Harvist sum nether warz frum a Neder Fort",

"Beaconator": "Baconator 2000",
"Bring a beacon to full power": "Bring a bacon to full powah",

"Bring Home the Beacon": "Bring Hoem da Bacon",
"Construct and place a Beacon": "Konstrukt and plaic a Bacon",

"Don't Step on it!": "Da Floor is Lava!",
"Mine some magma blocks": "Watch out!",

"Ender's Chest": "Endur's Chest",
"Craft an ender chest for some extra inventory space": "Get some extra magic space 4 stuff",

"Eye Spy": "Aye Spai",
"Follow an Ender Eye": "Folow da eye tingy liek a LAZR POINTR",

"Fire Blast Shield": "Fier Blast Protecshun",
"Block the explosion of a ghast's fireball": "Blok da boom boom frum da Ghasts",

"Giant Floating Jellyfish": "Big Flowting Jelleh Nomz",
"Shoot down a ghast": "Bowz duwn a Ghast",

"Glows in the Dark": "Shinies in da Dark",
"Craft spectral arrows using glowstone dust": "Maek da Shineh Errows & uze Glowstone duzt",

"High Temperature Fluid Monster": "Hi Temprchur Fluud Monstah",
"Kill a magma cube": "Pounce on da Fier Sleim",

"Into Fire": "Intu Fire",
"Relieve a Blaze of its rod": "Releave a Blayz ov its rawd",

"Limbo Walker": "Limbow Wallkah",
"Get above the roof in the nether": "Get abuv da roof in da nether",

"Local Brewery": "Locul Brwry",
"Craft a Brewing Stand for brewing potions": "Craft a Bubbleh",

"Quicksand": "Quik Sand",
"You sink like quicksand and move slow like mud": "U sink liek Quik Sand & moov slow liek Mud",

"Return to Sender": "Return 2 Sendr",
"Destroy a Ghast with its fireball": "Destroi a Ghast wif a fyurbal",

"Nether": "Nether",
"Bring summer clothes": "It's gun be HOT",

"Spooky Scary Skeleton": "Spoopy Scury Skele-ton",
"Obtain a wither skeleton's skull": "Get a wiver skulton'z skul",

"Subspace Bubble": "Hiway thru Hell",
"Use the Nether to travel 7km in the Overworld": "Use teh Nether 2 travel 7km in da Overworld",

"The End?": "Da End?",
"Enter the End Portal": "Entr teh End Portel",

"The Hunt Begins": "Da Hunt Begins",
"Kill a wither skeleton": "Scratch a Spooke Wither Skeletun",

"The Nether's Shield": "Da Nether's Protekshun",
"Block some blaze fireballs": "Bluk sum Blaze fier bells",

"The Tribal Snouts": "AOS 2: Da Tribel Snoutz!",
"Kill a zombie pigman": "Pounce on an Oinkey Hooman",

"Uneasy Alliance": "Un-eZ Aliance",
"Rescue a Ghast from the Nether, bring it safely home to the Overworld... and then kill it": "Rescue Ghast frm teh Nether, bring it safly hom to da Overworld... and den kil it",

"Withering Heights": "WUThering Heights",
"Summon the Wither": "Summun da Wither",



# Potions tab as of 1.3
"A Furious Cocktail": "Strange taistin' milk",
"Have every potion effect applied at the same time": "Hav evri potion efect applied at teh same tiem",

"A Much More Doable Challenge": "A eZ-er Challunge",
"Get all the effects possible during your life (not all at the same time)": "Get all da effcts possibel during ur 9 lives (not all at da same time)",

"A Weak Brew": "A week Brew",
"Brew up a potion of Weakness": "Brw up a Poshun 2 maek Fat Cat",

"Death by Magic": "Die by meh Magic!",
"Kill a mob with a splash potion": "Defeet a cat wif a spleshy poshun",

"Hopping Mad": "Bunny Cat!",
"Get jump boost from a beacon or a potion": "Jump mad from bacon or poshuns",

"How did We Get Here?": "Haw did we get 'here¿",
"Have every effect applied at the same time": "Hav evri effelt applyed at teh saem time",

"Hyper-Healing": "Time Lordz!",
"Brew and drink a regeneration potion": "Brw an drink a Poshun ov Rejenerashun",

"Medic!": "insta sheezburgerz!",
"Brew a healing potion": "Broo a Poshun ov Healin",

"Marine Marauder": "Mareen Marordah",
"Catch a pufferfish and use it to brew a water breathing potion": "Catch a very yukky fishy & use it 2 brw a Watr Breething Poshun",

"Nocturnal": "Cat Time!",
"Brew and drink a night vision potion": "Brw and drink a Cat Vishun Poshun",

"Performance-Enhancing Drugs": "Purr-4-mans Inhansing Drugs",
"Brew a Speed Potion for cheating on athletics": "Brw a sped poshun 4 cheeting at da Olympics",

"Potions": "Poshunz",
"Brewing potions with helpful and hindering effects": "Brw poshuns wif helpful & hindering effeks",

"Stayin' Frosty": "Steyin' Frosty",
"Drink a fire resistance potion so you can go swimming in lava": "Glug a Fire Rezistanse Poshun & go swim in Hot Sauce!",

"Super Strength": "Chuk Noris!",
"Brew a Strength Potion for cheating on weightlifting": "Brw a supa strength poshun & turn in2 Chuk Noris!",

"The Invisible Player": "U cant see meh",
"Brew and drink an invisibility potion": "Brew & Glug a Poshun ov Hiding",

"Zombie Doctor": "Zoombye Medic",
"Cure a zombie villager": "Maik zombee villagur weak an den cure it",



# Redstone tab as of 1.3
"Bling Plate": "Guld Plate",
"Dine in style! (No, not really)": "Dine in styel!",

"Comparing Comparator": "Dis Doovalaky",
"Craft a redstone comparator": "Craft dis redstone doovalaky",

"Dispense With This": "Dizpnz Wif Dis",
"Construct a dispenser": "Construkt a Dispnzr",

"Metal Plate": "Irun Plate",
"Dinner time!": "Feed meh!",

"Moving Parts": "Pushur Parts",
"Craft a piston so you can push things": "Maek a Pushur",

"Mozart": "Keyboard Catz!",
"Craft a note block": "Craft a nowht blohk",

"Observer Buddy": "CREePY STaLKER DUDe",
"Craft an observer": "Craft da whatchimacallt",

"Pressure Detector": "Preshur Ditektar",
"Use a pressure plate to craft a detector rail": "Uze da preshur plate 2 maek da Deetakter Rail",

"Quartz Miner": "Kwortz Minah",
"Mine enough nether quartz to craft a stack of quartz blocks": "Mine a lut ov nether kwortz",

"Quirky Quartz": "Cloudz in da Nether",
"Mine Nether Quartz from the Nether": "Mine da Nether Cloudz in da Nether. Duh",

"Repeating Repeater": "Tis Thingy",
"Craft a redstone repeater for delaying signals": "Craft tis redstone thingy",

"Redstone": "Red stown",
"Cracking contraptions": "Janky jazzmabobs!",

"Solar Power": "Solur Powah",
"Craft a daylight sensor": "Maek a light eater",

"Space Dropper": "Space Drupper",
"Craft a dropper for item transportation": "Maek dat Drupper duvalackey",

"Space Hopper": "Space Huperr",
"Craft a hopper for item transportation": "Maek dat Huperr haskanatigo",

"Sticky Parts": "Stickeh Parts",
"Craft a sticky piston so you can pull things": "Maek a Stickeh Pushur",

"Tripping Over": "Where string comez frum",
"Craft a tripwire hook for your traps": "Craft a string huk",

"Troll Chest": "TROLLOLOLOLLL!",
"Craft a trapped chest to troll your friends": "mAKE a rigged Cat Box",

"Under Pressure": "Undah Presar",
"Craft a pressure plate": "Maek a Prseure PLat",



# All advancements added in version 1.4 are here

"Beginning": "1/9 lives",
"A brave new world": "U haf 9 lives",

"Time to Chop!": "Tiem 2 Chop!",
"Use planks and sticks to make a axe": "Use plankz an styx 2 mak a aks",

"Time to Farm!": "Tiem 2 Farm!",
"Use planks and sticks to make a hoe": "Use plankz an stikz 2 mak hoe",

"Time to Mine!": "Tiem 2 Mine!",
"Use planks and sticks to make a pickaxe": "Use plankz an stikz 2 mak pikkatt",

"Time to Strike!": "Tiem 2 Strike!",
"Use planks and sticks to make a sword": "Use plankz an stikz 2 maek a sord",



"Stripper":  "S Tripr",
"Strip the bark off of all six types of logs then pick them up": "S Trip Dog Noise off all 6 logz",



"Flint Miner": "sharpy rock minah",
"Mine a stack of flint": "Myne a stak ov sharpy rox",

"My work here is done": "Meh work here iz dun",
"Get caught in a cave-in of gravel": "Have graval fall on ur head",

"Nananananananana...": "Nana nana nana nana Batman!",
"Accidentally hit a bat underground": "Hit the batman",

"Obsidian Miner": "Minah of the hardest things ever",
"Mine a stack of obsidian. (This might take a while...)": "Mine a stack ov the hardest things ever",

"Rock Bottom": "Rock butt",
"Dig down to the bottom of the world": "Dig into the butt of the world",

"Spelunker": "Splunker",
"Enter a cave": "Find a cav",

"Stone Age": "Caveman",
"Mine stone with your new pickaxe": "Min stown wif ur new pikcat",




"An amazing story!": "An A-MAZ-ING Snapchat Post!",
"Finish writing in your book or get a book from another player": "Finish wryt ing ur book",

"Aquatic Biofuel": "Lettuce Biofyul",
"Craft a dried kelp block for use as a great fuel source": "Make ye a smoky lettuce bluk",

"Hay there!": "Oh Hai!",
"Craft a stack of hay blocks": "Craft some hai bluks",

"It's full of ink": "Squirty nasty stuff",
"Obtain some ink from hunting a squid": "Obtan sum ink from sqyd",

"It's where nutella comes from": "itz poop",
"Obtain some cocoa beans from a jungle": "Leave ur poop on the ownr's carpet",

"Kelp me!": "Lettuce meh out!",
"Collect some kelp from an ocean": "Get sum yucky lettuce",

"Pumpa kungen!": "Pumpa kungen!",
"Carve a stack of pumpkins": "Carv a stak ov pangkans",

"The Meloncholy Dane": "The Meloncholy Dane",
"Craft a stack of melon blocks": "Craft a stak of meluns",

"Undersea Gardener": "Lettuce luvr",
"Craft a stack of dried kelp blocks": "Craft a fool stak of smokey lettuce bluks",

"Write your thoughts": "Wryt ur thawts",
"Use a book, ink and a feather to craft a book and quill": "Use a book, ink & dether 2gether",



"Animals": "Cats",

"Hoe hoe hoe!": "Santa is happy!",

"Aquarium": "Akwarium",
"Catch all four types of fish and set them free in an aquarium": "Cat all da fishies & put in fishtank",

"Are we there yet?": "Donkey frum Shrek",
"Tame a donkey": "taim a donki",

"Bacon!": "Baykon!",
"Gotta kill this pig pig pig pig": "Gotta kill oinkey!",

"Chicken Cooper": "cluck cuupah",
"Collect a stack of raw chicken and feathers": "Get a stak ov cluck & Dethers",

"Farrier": "4rier",
"Breed a horse in an effort to get a better one": "Brid a hoars 2 get a betah 1",

"Feeding the §mDucks§r Chickens": "Feeding the cluckies",
"Breed chickens by feeding them seeds": "Maik clucks have baby clucks",

"Hey, look, Mom!": "Hello!",
"Use sea grass to make a turtle lay some eggs": "Maik some mine turtles",

"If only cats grew into kittens": "If only we got smaller",
"Breed two cats together to get a kitty!": "Make another cat have babies",

"In a hole there lived a Rabbit": "hobbits dun't have katz or jumpy animals",
"Collect a stack of raw rabbit and rabbit hide": "Get a stak of jumpin foodz & rags",

"Mary Had a Little Lamb...": "Mariy had a little fluffy thing",
"Breed two sheep to get a lamb": "Make the big fluffy things have little fluffy thhings",

"Mooshroom Kingdom": "Where Princess Peach Lives",
"Find mooshrooms on a mushroom island": "Find tha lands of mushroms",

"Pig Slaughterer": "Oinkey scratcher",
"Collect a stack of raw porkchops": "Get a stack of BACON!",

"Poacher": "New cat vid",
"Kill a turtle for their shells only to find they don't actually drop any when killed": "Attack a TortL & ride it 4 a funny cat vid",

"Puppies! Yipe!": "Bad idea!",
"Breed two wolves together to get a puppy!": "Make da woofs hav babies",

"Scuttler": "turtl piece collectr",
"Get a scute from a baby turtle when it grows up": "Collect a piece of tortl shell",

"Sheariously?": "Sheeriuslee?",
"Collect a stack of white wool": "Get a stak of fur bluks",

"So I got that going for me": "So me got that going for meh",
"Breed two llamas with hay": "Make the goat that spits have babies",

"Someone's been here before...": "Oooooh butz!",
"Fish out a ratty old pair of boots": "Fish out sum butz",

"Stay Calmer": "Ur calmer",
"Tame a llama": "Stop a goat that spits frum spitting at u",

"Super Mooshroom": "Supah Mario",
"Breed two stubborn mooshrooms together": "Maek the mooshrooms have babys",

"Tactical Fishing": "Kattical fihing",
"Catch a fish... without a fishing rod!": "Cat a fishy... wizhout a stik!",

"They're breeding like rabbits!": "They maek babys liek bunnies!",
"Breed two bunnies together": "Maik the jumpin foodz have more jumpin foodz",

"Tickle Time!": "Sniffy time!",
"Pluck some feathers from a chicken": "Get a Dether frum a clucky",

"Totally not an AFK fisher!": "Not AFK bai!",
"Fish out all types of items": "Fish out all da itemes",

"Treasure Hunter": "This is also useless",
"Fish out a piece of treasure": "Get something ur ownr wants",

"True Cow Tipper": "Truu Caw Tippur",
"Collect a stack of raw beef and leather": "Get a stak of spotty meet & lethur",

"Turtle Army": "Army of TurtLs!",
"Collect a stack of scutes": "Get a stak ov pieeces",

"Turtle Soldier": "Soldr of TortL!",
"Craft a full turtle shell": "Maek a full TortL head!",

"What a piece of junk!": "This is useless",
"Fish out a junk item": "Get something ur ownr thinkz is junk",

"Wooly!": "Furry!",
"Obtain wool from a sheep by killing it": "Get fur off a fluffy thing",

"Yay! Deadbush!": "Yey! Died bushez",
"Get a deadbush cause you're a noob": "Get a deady bushy",




"A Throwaway Joke": "EYE thruwei pun",
"Throw a trident at something. Note: Throwing away your only weapon is not a good idea": "Frow a Dinglehopper at sumthin. Not: frowin away katz only wepun is no gud.",

"A Watery Grave": "A Warty Grave",
"Defeat a drowned in the briny depths. ": "Pounce on a waturr thing. ",
"Gurgle": "Gurgle",

"Anti-Air": "Anti-Air",
"Shoot down a phantom with a bow from 30 blocks away": "Uze bowz to shoot a creepeh flyin ting frum 30 bluks",

"Because I'm Aquaman!": "I'm not Batman I'm Aquaman!",
"Obtain a trident from a Drowned": "Get a Dinglehopper frum Aquaman",

"Boned": "Doggys sad",
"Grind up some bones into bonemeal": "Smash up sum doggy treetz so doggys get sad",

"Creeper Killer": "Creeper Scarer",
"Collect a stack of gunpowder": "Hiss at all da creepers & get stak of ganpowder",

"Enderman Destroyer": "Ender Desimaytur",
"Collect a stack of ender pearls": "Get a stak of magic balls to play with",

"Freezing": "Freesinng",
"Bring a husk to a tundra biome and then kill it": "Bring a Hukz 2 a snow place & scratch it",

"Melting": "Meltinng",
"Bring a stray to a desert biome and then kill it": "Bring a Stay 2 a sand place & scratch it",

"Phantom Slayer": "Creepy flyin thing Slayr",
"Collect a stack of phantom membranes": "Get a stak of mimbrains",

"Poseidon vs. Hades": "Pos eye don vs. Haid EEs",
"Hunt all types of nether creatures with your trident": "Hunt all da bad kittehs in the Nether wit ur Dinglehopper",

"Ricochet Swoop": "Bouncy protecshun",
"Deflect a Phantom's swoop with your shield": "Deflekt a fantom's swuup wit ur protekshun",

"Skeleton Smiter": "Skelly Scratcher",
"Collect a stack of bones": "Get a stak of doggy treats",

"Slime Squisher": "big green slime scratcher",
"Collect a stack of slimeballs": "Get a stak of boogerz",

"Spider Smasher": "Spidr Pouncer",
"Collect a stack of string from spiders or cobwebs": "Pounce on all da spidrs 4 a stak of string",

"The Aquatic Hunter": "Akwatic Honter",
"Hunt all types of aquatic creatures with your trident": "Uze Dinglehopper 2 get all da fishies & water tings",

"The Phantom Menace": "U STAYD AWAKW 2 LUNG!",
"Get attacked by phantoms": "Stay up all night 2 see the creepy flyin tings",

"Tridented Shield": "Dinglehopped Protekton",
"Block a trident thrown by a Drowned": "Blok a Dinglehoppper thruwn bai a waturr zombo",

"Underwater Duel": "Undr Watr Dual",
"Kill a drowned using a trident from at least 30 metres": "Thruw ur Dinglehopper 30 bluks & have it hit a waturr ting",

"We'll handle this": "We handl dis",
"Lure a Phantom into the Nether and then kill it": "Lure the flying thing in2 da Nether & scratch it",

"Zombie Slayer": "Ded Person Scratcher",
"Collect a stack of rotten flesh": "Get a stak of the stuff that taests liak brokali",





"Atlantis": "Catlantis",
"Explore some Underwater Ruins": "Find Catlantis",

"Dolphin Dasher": "doolfin dashur",
"Get a speed boost from your friendly underwater companions": "Haf the doolfins maek u swim faster 2 get out of watr",

"Eeuuwww!": "Eeuuwww!",
"Get stuck in a cobweb": "Get stuk in icky spidr webz",

"Enchanted Forest": "Inchantd Forst",
"Find a flower forest": "Find a flowr forst",

"Explorer of Worlds": "Explorr ov Wurlds",
"Discover every biome including special biomes": "Disccuvver all da biums + speshul biaums",

"Get Ship-rekt!": "Get Ship Rekt!",
"Come across a sunken ship": "Find a rekt ship",

"Gold Mine!": "Guld Myne!",
"Find a mineshaft on the surface of a mesa biome": "Fynd a myneshaft on tha meesa baiums",

"Guardian Destroyer": "LAZER SHARK BLOWER UPPER",
"Collect a stack of prismarine shards and crystals": "Get a stak of the prizmarine thingies & peebles",

"In a Pickle": "In a pikol",
"Collect some sea pickles from a coral reef": "Get sum see pikols",

"Just a sample": "Just A sampul",
"Collect some coral from a coral reef": "Get sum koral",

"No Reefing!": "No reefing!",
"Collect all colors of coral blocks, plants and fans (including dead ones)": "Get all da culurs of koral cubes, plants & fens",

"Power of the Ocean": "Dr Strange's Box",
"Construct a Conduit in the ocean": "Put a strange box in the oshun so u can swim",

"Secret of the Igloo": "Seekrit of the Iglue",
"Find an igloo in a snowy tundra": "Find an iglue",

"Spike Ice!": "Spyke Frozen Water!",
"Break down an ice spike using a silk touch pickaxe": "Break duwn a spyke of frozen watr",

"Spikey!": "Spikey!",
"Run into a cactus": "Run into a spikey green plant",

"Sponge Miner": "Spangblob Minah",
"Collect a stack of sponges from ocean monuments": "Get a stak of spangblobs frum oshun monyuments",

"The Great Blocky Reef": "The Grate Bluky Reef",
"Come across a coral reef in the ocean": "Find a koral reef",

"There's a zombie on the lawn": "Dere's a zombie on meh couch!",
"Find a sunflower plains": "Find a rlly tall flower place",

"Thick Ice!": "Thick Frozen Water!",
"Craft or mine a blue ice block from an iceberg": "Get the big bloo frum an ice borg",

"Thin Ice!": "Thin Frozen Water!",
"Use a silk touch pickaxe to pick up some ice blocks": "Use smooth diggin' to get frozn watr",

"Titanic": "Tightanic",
"Find a shipwreck in an iceberg biome": "Find a rekt ship in an ice borg",

"X Marks the Spot": "X Markz the Sput",
"Use a treasure map to find a Heart of the Sea in Buried Treasure": "Uze a treshur map 2 find burieed treshure",




"Engineer": "Enjinear",
"Craft all types of redstone component": "Make all da red stown compwnnts",

"Master Engineer": "Mastah Enjinere",
"Craft a stack of all types of redstone component": "Maek a stak of all da reds tone compwnants",




"Boomerang": "BFF!",
"Turn your trident into a boomerang by getting Loyalty on it": "Become BFF wit ur Dinglehopper",

"Very Very Frightening": "beri beri frijthing!",
"Strike a Villager with lightning": "Striqe a Villagur wiz lijthing!",

"Master Tridenteer": "Masteh Dinglehopperer",
"Create a trident with all possible enchantments at max level": "Maik a Dinglehopper wit all da max lvl magic",

"Zeus": "Zoos",
"Obtain Channeling on a trident": "Put smity powr on a Dinglehopper",




"Blaze Extinguisher": "firecat",
"Collect a stack of blaze rods": "Get a stak ov blayz ruds",

"Ghast Slayer": "Gast Slayr",
"Collect a stack of ghast tears": "Get a stak ov gas teers",

"Glowstone Miner": "Glaw Stown Minars",
"Mine or craft a stack of glowstone blocks": "Myn a stak of glwo stoen bluks",

"Magma Cube Squisher": "Big Lava Thing Squisher",
"Collect a stack of magma cream": "Get fire boogerz. A stak of them",

"Seeing Stars": "Seeing starries",
"Mine some glowstone dust from the nether": "Myn sum gluw stuwn frum da Nether",




"Tank": "Tank u",
"Become nearly invincible to all damage using a Turtle Master Potion": "Becom nearly INVINCIBLE wit a TurtL Boss poshun",

"True Feather Falling": "slowmo falling",
"Brew and drink a slow falling potion": "Broo & drink a slowmo fall poshun",




"Extrabiologist": "Extra byo lojist",
"Plant a chorus plant in the overworld for study": "PLant meow flowrs in the ownr's home 4 playing with",

"Shulker Breaker": "Shulkr Breakr",
"Collect a stack of shulker shells": "Get a stack of shulkr shels",

"Void Walker": "Voyd walkr",
"Explore every end biome": "Explorr all da end baiums",



# All advancements added in version 1.5 are here

"Iconic Merchandising Prop": "Eye Conick Merch Prop",
"Create a pickaxe of the highest calibre": "Maek a pik of diams",

"Living Like Kings": "LIVIN LIEK CAT KINGS!",
"Make yourself shiny with golden armor": "Maik sum Gulden Armur",

"Master Coal Miner": "Masta Cole Mineh",
"Mine enough coal to make a stack of coal blocks": "Myne lutz ov black stuffz",

"Master Diamond Miner": "ALL DA MUNY $$$",
"Mine enough diamond to make a stack of diamond blocks": "U want ALL DA MUNY!! $$$",

"Master Gold Miner": "Marster Guld Mynah",
"Mine enough gold to make a stack of gold blocks": "Main lutz an LUTZ uf guld!!",

"Master Iron Miner": "Mesta Errrn Mainar",
"Mine enough iron to make a stack of iron blocks": "Mine heapz uf Errrn!",

"Meet The Flintstones": "Met the Flint Stons",
"Dig up some flint from a patch of gravel": "Meet Fred Flintstone & dig up grvl",

"Stabcraft": "TOBUSCUS!",
"Do you like my sword sword": "Do u liek meh sord sord!",

"The Mistake!": "Best Idea Evah! <3",
"Put Mending on a piece of golden armor and realise what you are doing in life": "Put mendin on ye kitty king armur!",




"Barking Mad": "Doggy Mad!",
"Craft a bark block": "Maek a doggy block",

"Lost Its Bark": "Naked Doggy",
"Strip a bark block of its bark": "Maek a doggy blok go naked",

"No Banner, Only Color!": "Fun With Flags",
"Craft all 16 banner colors": "Haf lutz of fun with all da flags!",

"Professor Birch": "Proff Burp",
"Craft every item made out of birch wood": "Go to Hoenn & maek all da birch wuud items",

"Professor Dark Oak": "Profsor Drk Oke",
"Craft every item made out of dark oak wood": "Maek all da dark oke wuud itemz",

"Professor Oak": "Prof. Oak",
"Craft every item made out of oak wood": "Go to Kanto & crift all da oak wuud items!",

"Rainbow Dreams": "Nyan Cat Dreams!!",
"Craft every color of bed": "Maek all da cat beds in colors of Nyan Cat trail",

"Spruce Lee": "Spruus Willis",
"Craft every item made out of spruce wood": "Learn Kung Fu & mak ull spruus wuud itez",

"The Acacia King": "The Lion King",
"Craft every item made out of acacia wood": "Go 2 DiznyLand, watch Lyan King, mak Akasha Wuud Stuffz",

"The Jungler": "In da Jungle...",
"Craft every item made out of jungle wood": "Da Migty Jungle, Catz sleep 2nite, mak Jungl Wuud Things",




"It's a cactus!": "Itz a Spikey Green Plant!",
"Break down a cactus in a desert": "Use yeh Paws 2 brake a cactis",

"Mega Mushroom": "New Super Marrio Bros",
"Grow a giant mushroom and then harvest it with silk touch": "Maek a Mega Mooshroom & use smooth diggin' on it",

"Shrooms": "Shrooms",
"Gather both types of mushroom": "Play wit both shrooms like cat toys",




"Direct Fishing": "Direkt Fishyng",
"Catch a fish by directly skewering it with a sword": "Jump in the water & scratch a fishy. Not rekomended",

"Fuzzy Feet": "Fuzzy Cat Feet",
"Craft all 16 colors of carpet": "Maek Cat Rugs in all da Nyan Cat culurs",

"Grinding Nemo": "Grynding Neemo",
"Skewer a tropical fish": "Jump in the water & scratch Neemo & maek Marlin sad",

"Lucky Charm": "Lucki Charm",
"Get a rabbit's foot": "Get a bunny's foot",

"Master Angler": "Masta Angle",
"Collect a stack of all four types of fish": "Get a stack of all da fishies",

"Tropical Collection": "Collekshun of Weird WAter Things",
"Collect all 22 of the common types of tropical fish": "Collekt all 22 weird water things",




"Camouflage": "Camo Flaj",
"Kill a mob while wearing the same type of mob head": "Pounce on a bad kitteh whiel lookin liek it",




"Businessman": "Biznis Kitty",
"Trade with every type of villager career": "Traid wit all villagur carears",

"MURDERER!": "Cat revolushion",
"Kill a villager": "Kill ur ownr",

"Pushed Around": "Me no liek being pushed",
"Enter a bubble column": "Enter bubblies",

"Raidin' Master": "Raid!",
"Discover every structure type": "Diskuvvah all da struksures",

"Rekt!": "Get Rekt! :D",
"Get killed by a natural iron golem defending its village": "Get rekt by a Strange Irun Hooman",

"The sea calls you...": "The C callz U",
"Find an ocean": "Fynd an oshun",

"Travelling Merchant": "Explurin my kingdom",
"Travel to every type of village": "Find all da hooman houses in ur kingdom",




"Mobile Explosion": "Movin Boom",
"Put TNT in a minecart": "Put a Boomy in a minecat",

"Moving Moving Storage": "Roomba",
"Put a hopper in a minecart": "Put a vacuum cleener in a minecat then sit on it in a shark costuum",

"Moving Storage": "Mobyle Cat Box",
"Put a chest in a minecart": "Put ye Cat Box in a Minecat",

"Powerful Light": "Glowy Redstoen Stix",
"Craft and place a redstone torch": "Maeka  Glowey red stoen styx",

"Railwayman": "Trakx Cat",
"Craft a stack of all the different types of rails": "Maek astack of all trackz",




"Do A Barrel Roll!": "COME BACK!!!",
"Get Riptide on a trident so you can shoot yourself through the water": "Use ur Dinglehopper 2 go & nevr comm back",

"Newton's Flaming Laser Sword": "Nyan Cat's Burn Dis Lazur Sord",
"Have a diamond sword with Fire Aspect II": "Get a bling blang sord wit Burn Dis II",

"To Infinity And Beyond!": "2 INFINITY & B-YOND!",
"Obtain Infinity on a bow": "Get Forevers ARrows on ur bowz",

"Ultimate Enchanter": "Ultimite In Chantah",
"Obtain every enchantment at every level throughout your enchanting career": "Get all inchants at all power lvls",



"Shoot a mob with a spectral arrow": "Shootz a cat wit a Shini Errow",

"Bring Down The Beast": "bring buwn da beest",
"Bring down a ghast with a sword": "Bring Duwn A Gast Wit A Sord",




"The Point of No Return": "Da lazur pointur of No Re-Turn",
"Fall into the void": "Fool in2 da voyd",

"Furious Ammunition": "Speshul Ammoonishun",
"Craft every type of tipped arrow": "Maek all da specshal errows",

"Somewhere Over The Rainbow...": "Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan!",
"Craft all 16 shulker box types": "Maek all 16 Shulkr Boxs",





# All advancements added in version 1.6 are here
"Beethoven": "iPod",
"Craft a jukebox with planks and a diamond": "Maek an iPod with plankz and a shineee thing",

"Blast it!": "bLaST iT!",
"Upgrade your furnace to a blast furnace using iron and smooth stone for smelting ores quicker": "UpGrADe YoUR fUrNaCE tO A bLasT FUrNacE uSIng iROn aNd SMoOtH sToNe FoR sMeLTiNg oReS qUIcKeR",

"Camping Out": "Sleeping Out",
"Craft and place a campfire using some logs, sticks and coal": "Maek a campfir with big logz, stikz & ur present",

"Classic Pocket Edition Block": "Classic Poket Edishun Blok",
"Craft a stonecutter using stone and an iron ingot": "Maek a sharpy movn thingy with rock & irun",

"Its original form": "Its orijnal 4m",
"Use your furnace to smelt cobblestone back into stone": "Use a hot box to turn cooblestoneh back in2 rock",

"MOAR Broken Tools": "MOAR Broakn 2ls",
"Break every single tool and weapon in the game": "Brake all the 2ls & weponz in da game",

"Not Chicken McNuggets?": "Not Chicken McNuggets? I cry :(",
"Craft or find iron nuggets": "Craft or find sum irun nuggets",

"Not for creating copies of yourself": "Belongs 2 Agent Smith",
"Craft a smithing table": "Maek a smissing table",

"Rest in Pickaxes": "R.I.P. The P stands 4 pickakses",
"Break your first diamond pickaxe": "Brake ur 1st dimand pikaxse",

"Sharpening Station": "Swag Stayshon",
"Craft a grindstone using a stone slab, planks and sticks for repairing tools": "Maek a ston with swag using a stne slab, plankz & sstiks 4 fixing it",

"Spawn Camping": "Spaan Camping",
"Travel close to 0,0 coordinates and place down a campfire": "Pounce to 0,0 coordz & place down a campfur & kill all new players dat spawn in",

"Smokin' Hot": "Za Smokin' Hot!!",
"Upgrade your furnace to a smoker using some logs": "Upgrade your hot box to za smoker using lawgz",

"Smooth, dude!": "Smooth, dude!",
"Smelt normal stone further into smooth stone": "Cook normal rock into smooth rokz",

"Where are all your clothes?": "Wayer r all ur clothes ur naked",
"Break every type of armor piece in the game": "Brake all armur & clothes in game",




"Barrel Rider": "Cardboard Box Rider",
"Craft and place a barrel. Totally not for riding in": "Craft a container thing to play inside",

"Crazy Walls": "Crazzeee Walz",
"Craft every type of wall": "Maek all da crazee crazee walz",

"Festival of Lights": "Festifal ov Laights",
"Light up the area using a lantern": "Laight up da area with an illuminator",

"Logos": "Logoz",
"Craft all the special banner patterns": "Maek all da speshul bannr pattrns",

"Fruit of the Looms": "Fruit of ur tighty-whities!",

"Prepare to meet your Loom!": "Prepaer 2 meet ur Dööm!",
"Craft a loom with string and planks for creating your own banners": "Maek a lööm wit tail things & plankz",

"Speech! Speech! Speech!": "Peach! Peach! Peach!",
"Craft a lectern using wooden slabs and a bookshelf then place it": "Annoy yeh ownr by jumping on their book readin thing",




"Berry Nice!": "Not Berry NIce",
"Pick and eat some sweet berries": "Eat sum sweat berrys but they taste disgusting dont do it",

"Disen Berry Berry Bad!": "Me not jar jar",
"Get stuck in a sweet berry bush. Oh, icky yucky goo!": "Get tangled in a sweat berri bush",

"I'm gonna be sick!": "Imma vomit on my ownr's floor",
"Slurp every kind of suspicious stew": "Slurp all da cafeteria food",

"Suspicious Looking Stew": "IDK dont eat dat",
"Slurp some suspicious stew and pray you don't suddenly see giant flying eyeballs in the sky": "Slurp sum suspich stoo say tat 30 timez fast",

"The garbage will do!": "Da garbagio will du",
"Craft a composter using planks and wooden fences then place it": "Maek a compostr with planzk & scratchezposts",




"Birdkeeper": "Berdkeepah",
"Tame all parrot variants": "Tame & fatten up all da pawets",

"Bunny Lover": "Jumpin Foodz <3er",
"Breed a baby bunny of every variant": "Maek all da baby jumpin foodz",

"Colorful Cavalry": "Calahful Cavalreeeeee",
"Dye 16 sets of leather horse armor each with one of the individual colors": "Die 16 setz ov lethur hoarse armur with one color each",

"Cool Kids": "Cool Kidz",
"Craft a leather jacket": "Craff a lethur jackett",

"Fashion Statement": "Fashiun Staetmeant",
"Dye some leather pants with one color": "Die sum lethur panties with 1 color",

"Horse Armorer": "Hoarse Armuror",
"Make horse armor out of dead horses (No, joking, any leather will do)": "Maek hors armur out of ded hors's",

"Llama Llama Duck King": "Lama lama duk kingo",
"Tame all llama variants": "Taem all da lamas",

"Master Farrier": "Mastah 4rier",
"Tame all horse variants": "Taem all hors taipes",

"Mushroom Scientist": "Mush room nerd",
"Strike a mooshroom with lightning and see what happens": "Strike a mewshroom wit light ning & c wut happns",

"Shoe Shed": "Shoo Sheed",
"Dye 16 pairs of leather boots each with one of the individual colors": "Die 16 pares of lethur butz each with a color",

"Snow Fox 64": "Star Fox 64",
"Breed two snow foxes with sweet berries": "Breed 2 star foxs with sweeet berrys",

"What Does The Fox Say?": "Wut duz da fox say",
"Breed two red foxes with sweet berries": "Breed 2 red fuxes wit sweat berriz",

"Which came first?": "Witch caem 1st?",
"The chicken... or the egg??": "Da nugget... or da burger?",




"Monsters": "Bad Monsta Kittehs",

"Baby, baby, baby noo!!": "Nooo me hate justin beeber",
"Kill one of each of a baby zombie, zombie villager, husk, drowned and zombie pigman": "Scratch a baby zomi, zomi vilger, hask, drawn & zobi piggeh",

"Captain Etho": "Cap'n Eetho",
"Defeat a Drowned holding both a nautilus shell and a trident": "Scratch a drawn with a dinglehopper & naughty shell",

"Custom Boss Fight!": "Me own boss!",
"Give a zombie full diamond armor and a diamond sword... then kill it": "Gif a zobi fool bling blang armur & a diamon sord... then scratch it",

"Handsome Jack": "Hand Some Jack",
"Defeat a mob wearing a Jack o' Lantern on Halloween": "Scratch a monsta wearing a mad jack o lantern on Holloween",

"Legend of the Hell Chicken Rider": "legend ov da heal nugget ridar",
"Kill a chicken jockey in the nether": "Scratch a zobi piggeh ridin a nugget in da never",

"Mollusc Man": "Naughty Shell Man",
"Defeat a Drowned holding a nautilus shell": "Scratch a drawn and take its naughty shell",

"Ooh, Baby!": "Oh yeah baby",
"Kill a baby zombie": "Scratch a bad bad baby",

"Trick or Treat!": "Treatz or Trickz",
"Defeat a mob wearing a pumpkin": "Scratch a pumpkin offof a monstas head",

"Two Birds, One Arrow": "2 Birds, 1 Shot Arro",
"Kill two Phantoms with a piercing arrow": "Eliminate 2 Fantoms with a piercing arro",




"A snowball's chance in hell": "A snow ball's chans",
"Defeat a Blaze using snowballs": "De feet a Bleze in H-E-duble-hokey-stix with cold wet ballz",

"Axeman": "Aksman",
"Attack a mob using all five types of axes": "Scratch a monsta with all da akses",

"Demolitions Expert": "Boom Boom Baby",
"Blow up every hostile mob with TNT": "Boom boom up every bad kitteh",

"Diamonds to you!": "Shineee 2 u!! <3",
"Hit a mob with diamonds": "Hit a kitten with shineeez",

"Expelliarmus!": "Eks spell ee arm us!",
"Hit a mob with a stick": "Get a magic wand & cast a speell",

"Explosive Fire": "Boom Fire",
"Load your crossbow with a firework": "Put a shiny splody thing in ur crossbowz",

"Flying Colors": "Flyin Culurs",
"Apply a banner (with no patterns) to your shield": "Put a bahnor on ur cat protecshun",

"Indiana Jones": "Indy Jones!",
"Pull a monster using a fishing rod": "Pull a bad kitteh wit ur whip!",

"Master Shieldsman": "Master sheeldzcat",
"Deflect an attack from every hostile monster": "Protekt urself from all da monstas",

"Ol' Betsy": "Ol' Betseey",
"Shoot a crossbow": "Shuut da crossbowz",

"Pig Fishing Tournament": "Kitteh Fishing Tourney",
"Pull a pig using a fishing rod": "Pull a piggeh with a kitteh feedin' device",

"Revenge!": "Revenge song",
"Blow up a creeper with TNT": "Blow up a crepy & sing a song",

"Shield Luck": "Sheeld Luck & Eight lives left now",
"Protect yourself from an enemy's attack with your shield": "Protekt urself frum a bad kitteh's scratch",

"Shovel Knight": "Spoon Lord",
"Hit a mob using all five types of shovels": "Hit a monsta wit all da spoons",

"Sir Knight": "Sir Cat",
"Use planks and iron to craft a shield": "Uze plansk & irun 2 maek cat proteskun",

"Slapfish": "Slapfish",
"Slap a mob across the face with a fish": "Slap a kitteh across itz face wit a fishy",

"That is so fletch!": "That is so fletch! im a mean girl kitty",
"Craft a fletching table": "Craftt a flexing tabel",

"There's yolk on my head": "There's butter on my head",
"Catapult an egg onto a zombie's head": "Plant a kernel-pult & put egz on a zambo's head",

"Viking": "Vye king",
"Attack a mob using an axe": "Scratch a kitteh with an akse",

"Weaponry": "Scratchen-posts",
"Weapons of choice for combat": "Scratching-posts 4 da bad kittehs",

"When Pigs Finally Fly": "Nyan Piggy",
"Pull a pig from 25 blocks below you and watch it go": "Pull a piggy from 25 blox below u & watch it sing nyan cat",

"Who's the Pillager Now?": "I am da Pilagur. Not U!",
"Give a Pillager a taste of their own medicine": "Give a Pilagur a test of itz oon medicin",

"X-Bow": "X-Bow: First Cross",
"Craft a crossbow using stick, spider string, iron and a hook": "Maek ur first cross bowz with styx, tail thingz, irun & a hooky",

"King of the Sea": "King ov da house",




"Bamboom!": "Green styx",
"Break down some bamboo": "Use that green styk thingo as a scratching post",

"Biomes": "Other hoomans houses",
"All around the world!": "The other hoomans houses in da nayborhood",

"Construction Worker": "Constuckshon Wurkur",
"Craft and use some scaffolding": "Maek & uze sum sceffolding",

"For you, my sweet": "For U my sweeet",
"Pick a flower for someone special": "Pik a fluwer 4 ur speshal cat gf (or bf)",

"Kung Fu Panda!": "Kung Fu Panda!",
"Get beaten up by an angry panda": "Get kung-fuued by an angry panda cuz u scrached its scratching-post",

"Simba": "Simba",
"Breed a baby ocelot": "Breed the future king",

"The Mighty Jungle": "In da jungel, da mightey jungel, da lyon sleepz 2nite...",
"Go for a safari in the jungle": "Go explorin da jungel",

"Top of the World": "Im king of da world!!!",
"Place scaffolding to the world limit": "Plaec sceffolding 2 maek a tower to climb 2 da top",

"Zoologist": "Soolojist",
"Breed two pandas to get a baby panda": "Maek the green stick eaterz have happy tiems",



"Village, Pillage and Dungeons!": "Vilaj, Pilag, & fite in dunjuns",

"Kill a Vindicator in a Woodland Mansion": "Fite a bad guy in a wöödland hoomanshun",

"Defeat an Evoker in a Woodland Mansion": "Fite a wizrd in a w00d land menshun",

"All chained up": "All blinged up",
"Trade for a piece of chain armor from an armorer villager": "Take a pice ov bling armur from an armurur",

"A Complete Catalogue": "A Complet Cat-A-Log",
"Tame all cat variants!": "Tame all za kitty cats!",

"Crazy Cat Lady": "Crazeee Cat Lady",
"Tame a stray cat in a village": "Tame a kitty cat!",

"Deal's Off!": "Deel's Off!",
"Get spat at by one of the Trader Llamas": "Get spit at by a vilgur's camel sheep",

"Feeling Ill": "Feeeling Ill",
"Defeat every type of Illager as part of a raid": "Defeet every Ilagur az part of a rate",

"Florist": "Floorist",
"Trade for a flower from the Wandering Trader": "Taek a floower from da wubterng truder",

"Hero of the Village": "A WINNER IS YOU",
"Triumph over a full raid for the first time": "Stawp teh rade in da villag very good",

"How to stop a rhino from charging": "How 2 stop da ryno frum charging",
"Have a Ravager slam into your shield": "Have a Giant Kitty scratch ur cat protecshun",

"Illagers on Patrol": "Ilagurs on Patroll",
"Defeat the leader of an Illager Patrol": "Defeet da leeder of da illagur patroll",

"Voluntary Exile": "Vuluntary explor",
"Kill a raid captain. Maybe consider staying away from villages for the time being...": "Scratch a raid cap'n. Consider stayin' away frum home for a bit...",

"It's So Beast-Like!": "It's so beest-liek!",
"Slay a Ravager in a raid": "Slay an OMNOMER!",

"Lilypad Hatter": "Waterlaef hat man",
"Breed and trade with a swamp villager": "Brid & trad with a swump vilagur",

"Master Trader": "Boss Trader",
"Trade with every type of villager career at master level": "Traid with all lvl 5 vilagurs",

"Mapmaker's Table": "Map Maekr's Tabel",
"Craft a cartography table with paper and planks": "Maek a cartografy taybl with paper & plankz",

"Oh, look, it dings!": "Big belly!",
"Pick up a bell from a village": "Pick up a belly from a vilage",

"Out of Posts": "Da pilagur's house",
"Enter a Pillager Outpost": "Enter a pilagur's house",

"Picador": "Pokey",
"Hit a Ravager with a thrown trident": "Throw ur dinglehopper at a Gaint Kitty",

"Rebuilding the Oceans": "Re bill ding da oshuns",
"Trade for a coral block from the Wandering Trader": "Steal a corul blok from da wandur ring Traedar",

"Retro Future Knight": "Retro Fyuchur Nights",
"Trade for full suit of chain armor from an armorer villager": "Get a full cat suit ov blingy armur",

"Riot Shield": "Ryot Sheeld",
"Deflect a Pillager's crossbow bolt": "Protect urself frum a pilgur's cross bolt",

"Shady Deals": "Can still see him",
"Trade with a Wandering Trader while he is invisible": "Steal sumthing from da wanduring trader while he invisible",

"Stockbroker": "Terror of da naybourhood",
"Trade with every profession from every biome type": "Take sumthingfrom every vilagur in every byome",

"The Haggler": "Level up",
"Trade with a villager at master level": "Taek stuffz frum lvl 5 vilagurz",

"The Tribal Villagers": "Da Tryball Vilagers",
"Breed and trade with a jungle villager": "Brid & trad with a jungel vilagur",

"Town Planner": "Sim City",
"Craft and place every type of villager workstation": "Craft & place evry vilagur thing",

"Traveller": "Travelar",
"Travel to every type of village and trade with a villager in each": "Go to every villaj & take sumthing from a villagur in eech",

"Trade with a Wandering Trader": "Take sumthing from da wunderin trayder",

"Veteran of the Village": "Old kitty of da House",
"Attain the highest level of Hero of the Village": "Level up to da highest Kitty of da house",

"Village Settler": "New Filij!",
"Trade for a new bell to establish a new village": "Taek a belly from a vilagur",

"War is Coming": "Thanos is Coming",
"Defeat enough Illager Patrol leaders to attain the highest level of Bad Omen": "Defeet enough children of thanos to make the man himself come",

"You are the Pillager": "I'm not the pillagur. U r!",
"Murder one of every villager profession with a crossbow": "Murder all da villagurs with a crossbowz",




"Arbalistic": "Arbalisticc",
"Kill five unique mobs with one crossbow shot": "kill 5 diffrz wit 1 crossbowz shot",

"Emerald Miner": "villager stuff minerr",
"Mine a stack of raw emerald ore": "mine a stak ov raw shinee green ore",

"Machine Bow": "My very own machine gun",
"Fire a crossbow as rapidly as possible": "Hahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhah!!!",

"Master Arbalist": "Master Arballiss",
"Create a crossbow with all possible enchantments at max level": "Maek ur crossbowz haf all da max lvl magic",

"Shotbow": "Shotgun",
"Shoot three arrows at once with a crossbow": "Put three arros in ur crossbowz",




"Hell's Bells": "Devil Cat's Bells",
"Place a bell in the nether": "Ring ur collar's bell in Nether",

"Decaying Beauty": "Withr rooz",
"Pick up some Wither Roses from the damage the Wither wrought on your world": "Pik up sum withr roos from the damage the Wither wrought on ur home",




"Gas!": "Gasss!",
"Kill a mob using a lingering potion": "Murder sumthing with a Linnerin Potion",




"The Actual End": "The Akshul end",
"Get killed by an Enderman in The End": "Lose one of ur nine lives 2 an Endrman in da end",

"The Beginning": "Da Beginning",
"Say goodbye to the Wither...": "Say byeeeee 2 da wiver",



# All advancements added in version 1.7 are here
"I don't like sand": "Anakin Skywalker",
"It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere": "Not just the men, but the women and children too!",

"Insomniac": "No cat could do this",
"Go 30 days without sleep": "Go 30 days without any sleepy time",

"Art Gallery": "Fart Gallery",
"Place every type of painting": "Scratch every painting in ur ownr's collection",

"Writer's Block": "Writr's Blok",




"Chestful of Cobblestone": "Kat Box ov Cooblestoneh",
"Mine 1728 cobblestone, place it in a chest, then stand on it in victory": "Scratch 1728 cooblestoneh & put it all in ur Kat Box",

"Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble!": "Bubl Bubl Toilet & Trubl",
"Fill a cauldron using a bucket": "Fill a rly big pot with a buket",

"Washing Machine": "Fun Swirly Thing",
"Use a cauldron to clean leather armor, a banner and a shulker box": "Use a pot 2 wash ur ownr's clothes, their curtains & a shulkr bux",




"Must be your birthday": "Must be ur birthday",
"Eat 100 slices of cake": "Nom nom 100 slices ov cakei",

"Castaway": "Wild Cat",
"Eat nothing but dried kelp for three in-game days": "Eat nuffin but crunchy sea leaves 4 3 days",




"Free Diver": "Kat Diver",
"Stay underwater for 2 minutes": "Stay under tha watr 4 2 mins",

"Sleep with the Fishes": "Katch all da Fishys",
"Spend a day underwater": "Spend 1 day undr watr",

"Qinling": "Kin Ling",
"Breed a rare brown panda": "Breed a raer brown stik eater",




"We're being attacked!": "A STRANGER IS ENTERING THE HOUSE!!!",
"Trigger a Pillager Raid": "Trigger the strangers entering tha house",

"Superhero of the Village": "The Caped Avenger",
"Defeat enough raid captains to obtain a stack of Ominous Banners": "Lol, rob a ton ov banners",

"I've got a bad feeling about this": "He ded, boi",




"Aww man!": "Creeper? Aww man",
"That was a nice life you had. Shame it had to end at this time time time": "So we back in da mine, got ur pikaxe swinging frum side 2 side, side side 2 side. dis tasks a grooling 1, hope 2 find sum DIAMONDS 2 mine mine mine, diemunds 2nite. Heaads up, hear a sound, turn round & luuk up. Total shock fillz ur body. Oh no its u again. I culd nvr forget those I's I's I's. I's I's I's I's cuz BABY 2NIITTEE!! DA CREEPERS GONNA STEEL UR STUFF AGAIN! STUFF AGAAINN! CUZ BABY TONIITTE! GRAB UR PICK SHOVEL & BOLT AGAIN!! BOLT AGAINGAIN!! & run run until its dun dun until da sun coms up in da morn CUZ BABY 2NITE!!! DA CREEPERZ GONNA STEEL UR STUFF AGAIN!",

"Iskallium Collector": "Iskall85 Collectur",
"Collect enough slimeballs to craft a stack of slime blocks": "Get enuff bouncy green bluks 2 fill a stack",

"Spider-skeleton": "Spider-cat",
"Does whatever a spider can": "Spider-cat, duz whatever a spider-can. Can he swing frum a web? No he can't, he's a cat, look out here comes da spider-cat!",





"Artillery": "Fartillery",
"Have nine loaded crossbows in your hotbar. All set!": "Have 9 crozzbows in ur pawz.",





"Magical Stockpile": "Magic Piles of Stock",
"Obtain a full stack of bottles of enchanting": "Obtayne a fool's stak of poshuns wit ur lvls",




"Ancient Kung Fu Master": "Ancient Kung Fu Master",
"Sneak 10km": "Sneak 10km thru ur ownr's home",

"Black Belt Ninja": "Black Belt Kat",
"Sneak 1km": "Sneek 1km",

"Boing, Boing": "Boing, Boing",
"Jump 10,000 times": "Jump 10,000 tiems then play maple story 2 for all da cute anime girls",

"Cupid": "<3---<<",
"Breed 500 animals": "Breid 500 cats",

"Did you just run across earth?": "Did u just run acruss earth?",
"Sprint 1000km": "Sprint 1000km",

"Elderly Enchanter": "Old wizard",
"Enchant 250 items": "Inchant 250 kitty toys",

"Frequent Flyer": "Freaky Flyer",
"Fly 100km with elytra": "FLYYYY 100KM",

"Global Railway Network": "Globul Minecat Netwurk",
"Ride 100km in a minecart": "Ride 100km in ur minecat",

"Happy Birthday!": "Happy Birthday!",
"Play for a whole year!": "Be alive 4 a hole yr",

"Horse Training": "Hors Trains",
"Ride 1km on a horse": "Ryde 1km on a hors",

"I enjoy long walks & playing MC": "I enjoy long naps & long naps",
"Walk 1000km": "Nap 1000km",

"I Like Trains": "asdfmovie2",
"Ride 10km in a minecart": "Ride 10km ina minecat",

"Journeyman Enchanter": "Next-lvl Inchanter",
"Enchant 50 items": "Inchant 50 kitty toys",

"Jumping Jacks": "Jumping Jax",
"Jump 100,000 times": "Jump 1000,00 times then run screaming around the house 4 no reason to keep ur ownr confused",

"Laps in the pool": "Laps around da house",
"Swim 1km": "Run 1 lap around da house",

"Level Up": "Lvl Up",
"Reach 30 experience levels": "Level up ur pokemon 2 lvl 30",

"Lightning McPig": "Lightning McPic",
"Ride 10km on a pig": "Ride 10k on a pic",

"Luxury Cruise": "Luxury laps",
"Sail 1km in a boat": "Sit on ur ownrs lap fur 1 km",

"Marathon": "Maratho",
"Sprint 42km": "Run the answer of meaning to the life, universe & everything",

"Minecart Rider": "Minecat Rider",
"Ride 1km in a minecart": "Ride 1km in a minecat",

"Novice Enchanter": "Kitten Enchanter",
"Enchant 10 items": "Inchant 10 kitty toys",

"Olympic Athlete": "Orlympik laper",
"Swim 10km": "Run 10 laps around da house",

"Olympic Gold Medallist": "Olimpic guld medal",
"Swim 100km": "Run 100 laps around da house",

"Out for a stroll": "Out for an explore",
"Walk 10km": "Explore 10 km",

"Overlevelling": "Ovrlvlling",
"Reach 100 experience levels": "Get ur pokemon to level 100. Bonus kudos if its a Metapod",

"Passing the Time": "Pasing da time",
"Play for 100 days": "Sleep for 100 days",

"Pig Training": "Pic Trains",
"Ride 100m on a pig": "Ride 100 m&m's on a pic",

"Pirate Captain": "Pat Lap Captain",
"Sail 10km in a boat": "Sit on ur ownrs lap fur 10km",

"Statistics": "Catistics",
"If your numbers go up, you're having more fun": "Business, business, business. Numbers. Is this working?",

"Sailor of the Seven Seas": "Sitter of the Seven Laps",
"Sail 50km in a boat": "Sit on ur ownrs lap fur 50 km",

"Scourge of the West": "Scurge of the Western Houses",
"Ride 50km on a horse": "Ride 50 kay em on a horse",

"Sheriff Firearm": "Shriff Firearm",
"Ride 10km on a horse": "Ryde 10 kayem on a hors",

"Sneaky Snitch": "Sneeky Kitteh",
"Sneak 100m": "Steal ur ownr's food again & bolt 100 metrs",

"Snout 500": "Snut 500",
"Ride 1km on a pig": "Ryde 1 kilo on a pic",

"Spring in your step": "Jump in ur prance",
"Jump 1000 times": "Jump fur da 1000th time",

"Supersonic": "Sonic da Hedgehug",
"Fly 10km with elytra": "FlYYY 10km",

"Take to the Skies": "Flying Kitty",
"Fly 1km with elytra": "FLYYYYY 1 k m",

"The First Night": "Da First Night",
"Survive the first night in your brand new world": "Sleep away da first night in ur ownrs new home",

"The Parrots and the Bats": "Da Parruts + da Batz",
"Breed 100 animals": "Breed 2 animals 2gether 4 da 100th time",

"Two By Two": "2 by 2 iz 4?",
"Breed 2500 animals": "Breed 2500 animauls",

"Who needs cars?": "Who needs other cats?",
"Walk 100km": "Explure 100km",

"XP Grinder": "HAX",
"Reach 1000 experience levels": "Get ur pokemon up to lvl 1000. ",

"Your legs must be tired": "Nap time",
"Sprint 250km": "Sprint 250km",




"Mad Scientist": "Mad Cat",
"Cure a zombie villager of every profession": "Qure a zombee vilagur ov evry professor",

"A Furious Test Subject": "Strange tastin' 4 them",
"Get attacked by a mob with every potion effect": "Get scratched by a cat with evri poshun evvect",




"Event Horizon": "Bored now",
"Survive void damage": "Survive da lazur pointr",

"Dragon vs Dragon": "Dwagon vs Dwagon",
"Kill the Ender Dragon while wearing a Dragon Head": "Git moar gud",

"Rocketman": "Rockit",
"Fill your inventory with full stacks of firework rockets": "Fill ur inventury with full stax of splody things",




"A Million Blocks Away": "A Million Bucks Away",
"Travel a million blocks away from spawn": "Get a million bucks away",

"Abyss Lord": "I've come to bargain",
"Obtain a stack of Conduits": "Go thru 64 time loops",

"All the Blocks!": "All da Blukz!",
"Obtain all the blocks!": "Hoard all da blox!",

"All the Items!": "All da Eyetems!",
"Obtain all the items!": "Hoard all da eyetems!",

"Biological Warfare": "Bye Oh Logs War",
"Kill every mob in the game with lingering potions": "Use linnerin poshuns on every cat in the street",

"Creepergeddon": "Creepergeddon outta hear",
"Obtain a stack of Creeper Heads": "Hoard a stak of creepy heads",

"Death From All": "Bye bye nine lives",
"Get killed by every mob that can kill you. (Ignore in hardcore mode)": "Use up all ur nine lives against every cat in the street (Ignore kittens)",

"Dragon Army": "Dwagon Army",
"Obtain a stack of Ender Dragon Heads": "Hoard stax o dwagon heds",

"Dragon vs Dragon II: Electric Boogaloo": "Dwagon vs Dwagon 2: Electwic Boogatoilet",
"Defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a dragon head... without touching the ground": "Defeet da dwagon while wearing itz head... without touching da ground cuz da FLOOR IS LAVA!!",

"Endergeddon": "AOS 3: ENdergedon",
"Send every mob to the End... and kill them all there": "End every kitten",

"Global Vaccination": "Glubul Vaxi Nation",
"Cure a zombie villager of every profession... from every biome": "Qure every professor zombie villager frum all da other houses",

"Highway to Hell": "Hiway 2 Help",
"Send every mob to the Nether... and kill them all there": "Nether every kitten",

"I'm in Space!": "I AM N A ROCKET!!! CRAZEEEE!!!",
"Levitate up a distance of 256 blocks": "Levi up 256 blux. better than superkitty",

"Immortal": "Moar than nine lives",
"Fill your entire inventory with Totems of Undying": "Fill ur intire enventory with anti-dyung Totums",

"Nuclear Fusion": "Schrodinger's Cat",
"Strike every mob that can transform with lightning at once": "Strike evri transformer at once",

"Potion Master": "Snape. Snape. Severus Snape",
"Kill every mob in the game with splash potions": "DUMBLEDOOOR!!",

"Rise of the Skeletons": "Rise of da skellys",
"Obtain a stack of Skeleton Skulls": "Horde a stax of skelly skullys",

"Super Challenges": "Supa Dumb Nuts",
"Good luck completing... any of these ;)": "Git gud",

"Stack All the Blocks!": "Stax All Da Bloxs",
"Obtain a stack of all the blocks!": "Hord a stak uf ull da blax",

"Stack All the Items!": "Stuck Ull Da Ietems",
"Obtain a stack of all the items!": "Ob taine stax of all da items",

"The World Is Ending": "PURPLE TELLYTUBBIES OF DOOM!!!",
"Summon ten withers at once": "Sumun ten wivvers at 1nce",

"Warlock": "Woarlocked",
"Obtain a stack of Beacons": "HORDE ALL DA BACON!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!",

"We're in the endgame now": "Gotta wait a year now",
"Construct a village in the End and defend it from a raid": "Bill Ding a vilage in da End & defend it frum strangers",

"Zombie Apocalypse": "Zombie Apopalypse",
"Obtain a stack of Zombie Heads": "Hoard a stac ov zombiee heds",




# All advancements added in version 1.8 are here
"Ya like jazz?": "Ya like jazz?",
"Breed two bees using flowers": "Breed two bees using bee movie memes",

"Winnie the Pooh": "Whinny the Poop",
"Drink some honey": "Drink sum hunny",

"Sticky Situation": "Stiky Paws",
"Jump into a honey block to slide down it": "Cat slidez on sticky thing to B saved",

"WHERE'S THE HONEY LEBOWSKI": "WHERE'S THE HUNNY CATBOWSKI",
"Drink 100 bottles of honey": "Drink 100 buttles of bee poop",

"Hive Mind": "Haive Mind",
"Craft a bee hive using planks and honeycombs then place it": "Craft a beezhaiv using wooden bluks & honyconbs",

"NOT THE BEES!": "NOT NICHOLAS CAGE!",
"Get stung to death by bees": "Get stung 2 death by killer buzzing bees",

"Honey, I'm Home!": "Mind ur own beeswax",
"Craft a stack of honeycomb blocks for building a home out of": "Craft a stak of hunyconb blox 2 make a cat house out of",




"Aaaaaand... OPEN!": "My worst enemy when its closed",
"Craft and place an iron door": "Craft & place an irun dor 4 claptrap 2 open",

"Cut In Half": "Cut In Half",
"Craft some slabs": "Maek sum slabs",

"Stairs? NOOOOO!": "Stairs? YEEESSSSS",
"Craft some stairs": "Craft sum slabs. Claptrap cant get me now!!",




"Everybody Loves Ice!": "Everybody Loves Ice!",
"Obtain a stack of every type of ice in your inventory": "Hoard a stak of every type of frozen water in yer cat house",




"Full Stomach": "Full Belly",
"Fill both your hunger bar and saturation level": "Get into the cat food bag and eat until u EXPLOWDE!",




"Help! I've been framed!": "Help! I been framed! It wasn't me!",

"Craft a composter using wooden slabs then place it": "Maek a compostr with wuuden slabz",

"Enter an underground cave": "Find a cav",

"Heart of Darkness": "Cat of Darkness",
"Submerge yourself in complete darkness": "Sit in the dark so u can pounce on ur ownrs when they come in the room",

"I'm in Lava With You": "I LUUVE HOT SAUCE <3<3",
"Hit something while you and it are in lava": "Attack the other cat that's trying to steel ur hot sauce",

"Total Beelocation": "totl B-lokatiuon",
"Move a Bee Nest with 3 bees inside using Silk Touch": "Smooth-mine da Beez 2 do a B-lokation",

"Bee Our Guest": "B our cat",
"Use a bottle to collect Honey from a Beehive with a campfire beneath it so you don't aggravate the bees": "have faier to get sweetz from bees house wit a bottel so dey dnt bite u",



# All advancements added in version 1.9 are here
"BlazeandCave's Advancements" : "Blaz & Cav's Advnzmnts",
"Loads of brand new advancements for your Minecraft world!" : "Lots of cheezboogrz 4 ur MC wrld",

"Mining Milestone" : "Mienin Mielstown",
"Complete every advancement in the Mining tab" : "Compleet evry advnsement in da Mienin tab",

"Building Milestone" : "Bill Ding Myle Ston",
"Complete every advancement in the Building tab" : "Cmplet all advansmntz in Bill Ding's house",

"Farming Milestone" : "Finished ur Farming!",
"Complete every advancement in the Farming tab" : "Santa will B vry vry happy 1nce u finish da farming tab",

"Animal Milestone" : "Cats Myelstron",
"Complete every advancement in the Animal tab" : "Do everee addvnsmant in da Cat-tab",

"Monsters Milestone" : "Bad Monsta Kitteh Champ",
"Complete every advancement in the Monsters tab" : "Complate all advnzmants in the Bad Monsta Kitteh tab",

"Weaponry Milestone" : "Scratchen-post Miyl-stown",
"Complete every advancement in the Weaponry tab" : "Finish evri scratchen-post addvnsmart",

"Biomes Milestone" : "Other hoomans houses mile ston",
"Complete every advancement in the Biomes tab" : "Visit everi hoomans hawses & do their advensmanst",

"Adventure Milestone" : "Catventure Milescratch",
"Complete every advancement in the Adventure tab" : "Complet all advansedments",

"Redstone Milestone" : "Red stown Mil stown",
"Complete every advancement in the Redstone tab" : "Do all janky jazzmabobs in Red stown tab",

"Enchanting Milestone" : "Encating Melestone",
"Complete every advancement in the Enchanting tab" : "Camplite evre dvansment in dda Encating tab",

"Statistics Milestone" : "Catistics Milestcat",
"Complete every advancement in the Statistics tab" : "Rack up all ur numbers so u fool Lord Business",

"Nether Milestone" : "Nether Mileston",
"Complete every advancement in the Nether tab" : "Finish all advarnsmans in da Nether",

"Potions Milestone" : "Poshunz Milez tone",
"Complete every advancement in the Potions tab" : "Do evary advnaersmenz in Poshunz teb",

"End Milestone" : "Da End Mylestone",
"Complete every advancement in the End tab" : "Me running out ov wayz to mispel advancements",

"Super Challenges Milestone" : "Supa Dumb Nuts Mile Stown",
"Complete every advancement in the Super Challenges tab. Good luck with this one ;)" : "Complete everithang in da Supa Dumb Nuts tab. Git gud wit this 1 ;)",

"Advancement Legend" : "Advnzmnt Lgnd",
"Complete every single advancement in BlazeandCave's Advancements Pack" : "Compleet everi 1 of da advacnments in da data pack uwu",

"I am Ravager, hear me ROAR!" : "I am Lion King, here me RAWR!",

"Dragon vs Dragon II" : "Dwagon vs Dwagon 2",

"Legend of Hell Chicken Riders" : "legend ov heal nugget ridarz",

"Scientific Inaccuracy" : "Saiyan Tiffic in Akuracy",

"Olaf" : "Do yeh want to bild Olaf?",
"Do you want to build a snow golem?" : "Yuze a pangkan & sum cold white stuff 2 maek a cold white hooman",

"Mushroom, Mushroom!" : "mushruum, mushruum!",

"Agent Smithing Table" : "Ajent Sniffing Tabel",

"Foal Play" : "Fool's Play",

"Moskstraumen" : "Elon Muskstraumen",

"Ring a bell in a village" : "Ring a belly in a vilage",

"Ring a bell in the Nether" : "Ring ur collar's bell in Nether",



# All advancements added in version 1.10 are here
"Dungeons and Spawners" : "D&S",
"Open a chest in a dungeon deep underground" : "Opan a cat box in dungeon",

"Steals on Wheels" : "Meals on Wheels",
"Loot a minecart chest from an Abandoned Mineshaft" : "Get a meal from a mine",

"Delicious, Hot Schmoes!" : "Delish, Hot Nom-Noms!",
"Place every type of cookable food on a campfire" : "Tell Buzz Lightyear they called S'mores by placing evri yummy food on a campfireh!",

"Oresome!" : "ORESOME!!!!1",
"Mine a stack of every ore block" : "Mien a stak ov all da ores",




"Grass Type" : "Bulbasaur, I choose you!",
"Obtain every type of grass block in your inventory" : "Get everee grass type pokemon in ur inventori",

"Shroom Lightyear" : "Shroomy Lite Beer",
"Light up the area with Shroomlight!" : "Light up yeh cat cave wit Shroomy Lite!",

"Cerulean!" : "Creepy!",
"Light up the area with soul fire torches and soul fire lanterns!" : "Lite up da place with sol torchs & sol lanturns!",

"Let There Be Light!" : "Wut is a Bibel?",
"Hold a stack of every light-emitting block and item" : "Get a stak of everi lite bluk & item",

"No Chain, No Gain" : "Shain Dawson",
"Craft a chain using an iron ingot and iron nuggets" : "Craft Shain Dawson wit Irun ingots & steely thingys",

"Blackstonehenge" : "Blecstonhenj",
"Craft or collect all forms of Blackstone, Polished Blackstone and Polished Blackstone Bricks" : "Kraft or get ull blecston, polised bleckston & Preteh bleck rockz stackd",

"Colors of the Wind" : "Calars of da wind",
"Dye a sign with each color of dye" : "Die a sign with every colurful powder",




"Natural Fertiliser" : "Natural Poop",
"Fill up a composter" : "Fill up a compostr with poop",

"Combine Harvester" : "Loud Farmy Thing",
"Use bone meal on everything that can be grown" : "Use smashed skeletun on all ur ownr's plants",

"What's new with composting?" : "What's new with composing?",
"Compost every type of compostable item in a Composter" : "Put evry typ ov compostabel item in compostr",

"A Gluttonous Diet" : "EVEN MOAR FUL UF FUUD",
"Obtain a full stack of all the foods" : "GET A STAK UF ULL DA FUUDS!!",




"Foilage" : "fOILAGE",
"Use shears to pick up tall grass or ferns" : "Uze skizzors 2 pik up Grazz or furns",

"Going Down the Rabbit Hole" : "Goin Duwn da Wabit Hole",
"Bring a rabbit to the bottom of the world, then kill it" : "Bring a wabit down 2 da butt end of da wrld, den pounce on it",

"Just Keeps Going" : "No cat could do this either",
"Eat Rabbit Stew, then avoid eating for the next 3 in-game days" : "Eat warm Jumpin Foodz in a bawl, then eat nothin' 4 3 days",

"Nest, Quick!" : "Nesquick!",
"Collect a stack of empty bee nests" : "Collect a stak o empty B nests",

"Heavy Duty Caravan" : "Hevy Doodie Caravan",
"Tame a llama with a strength of 5" : "Taem a lahmuh wit a power level of 5. Pathetic we need one ovr 9000!",

"Save the Turtles!" : "Saev da TortLs!",
"Collect a stack of turtle eggs" : "Get a stak ov tertl balls",




"So Long & Thanks For The Fish" : "So Long & thx 4 da fishy",
"Get murdered by dolphins" : "Get eaten by dolfins",




"Now You’re Thinking With Portals" : "Now Ur Tinking like Glados",
"Find a broken Nether Portal in the Overworld" : "Fiend a brukn Never Portal in da ovrwrld",

"I just want to make toast!" : "I just want to maek toast!",
"Name a bunny 'Toast'" : "Name a bunny 'Toast' then get this man sum toast. No-one else needs 2 get hurties!",

"What's Up, Doc?" : "Wut up, Docm?",
"Turn a mob upside-down" : "Flip a cat upside-duwn",

"Nyan Sheep" : "Nyan Sheep",
"Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan..." : "Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan... this is meh JAMMM!!!",

"Slenderman" : "Slendermun",
"Defeat this terrifying monster" : "Defeet this terrifying monstar",

"The one and true Johnny" : "Da 1 & truu Johnny",
"Defeat Johnny" : "Defeet Johnny",

"Prime Specimen" : "",
"Find Tall Grass or a Large Fern inside a village chest" : "Find Tall Gras or Larg Furn in a vilag cat box",

"Redemption Arc" : "Redemption Fart",
"Befriend a Pillager that doesn’t have a crossbow" : "Befriend a Pilagur who lost his crossbowz",

"Council of Crafters" : "Counsil ov Crafters",
"Trade with a villager at height limit" : "Traid with a vilagur at hight limit",

"Workaholic" : "Lazybones",
"Craft a stack of all the villager job site blocks" : "Craft a stack ov all vilagur job things",

"I am Loot!" : "I AM LOOT I AM LOOT I AM LOOT I AM LOOT I AM LOOT",
"Open up every type of loot chest" : "Opan up all LOOT chests",




"Paleontologist" : "Payleantoljester",
"Craft or mine a stack of bone blocks" : "Creft or mien a stak ov bown bluks",

"Impossible..." : "Impossibel...",
"Kill an Enderman with an arrow" : "Kill an Enderbutt with an errow",

"Family Reunion" : "Zobi Reyouneon",
"Reunite all zombie variants (and their baby forms) in one place" : "Reyounight all zobi variants (& babies) in 1 place",

"Bone-to-party" : "Bone-2-partay",
"Reunite all skeleton variants and their three-headed overlord in one place" : "Reyounight all skelly variants & da wither in 1 place",




"Loser!" : "Wut a waist",
"Die twice within ten seconds" : "Use up 2 of ur 9 lives within ten seconds",

"Multiclassed" : "Multiclassd",
"Hit a mob with every type of weapon" : "Scratch a cat with every tipe ov wepon",

"Pyrotechnic" : "Pyroteknik HAHAHAHAHAHA",
"Craft a firework of every shape and additional effect" : "Kraft a shiny splody thing of every shape & additional effect",

"My eyes!" : "Meh eyes!",
"Kill a mob using a firework's explosion" : "Kill something with that shiny splody thing. Oopsies",

"Who ya gonna call?" : "Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!1",
"Kill a ghast using a firework's explosion" : "<Insert ghostbusters theme song here> Kill a ghast with a shiny splody thing. Double oopsies",




"Target Acquired" : "Tawget Akwired",
"Put up a Target for archery practise" : "Put up a Tawget 4 bowz pwactis",

"Target Practise" : "Tawget Pwactise",
"Hit a Target with all types of projectiles" : "Hit a Tawget with everi projectyel",

"Bullseye" : "360 no scope",
"Hit the bullseye of a Target Block with an arrow from 30 blocks away" : "Scritch da eye frum faaar awai",




"This name sounds cooler" : "Dis nAem sounds kewler",
"Name your Diamond Sword 'Diamond Edge'" : "Naem ur diamend sord 'Diamond Edge'",

"I'll be back" : "Arnie'll be bak as alwayz",
"Name your bow 'Terminator'" : "Name ur bowz 'Terminator'",

"God of Thunder" : "Thor of Thundarr",
"Name your Trident with Loyalty III and Channeling 'Mjolnir'" : "Name ur Dinglehopper with BFF 3 & Thor 'Mjolnir'",

"A rather pointy fence post" : "A razer ouchy fens post",
"Enchant a wooden sword with Sharpness V. Not really the best weapon, but it could be a minor annoyance to someone" : "Encat a wuudn sord with Much Sharp 5. Not rly da best but culd B a minr annoyance 2 sum1",

"Gotta Go Fast!" : "Sonic da Hejhog",
"Obtain the Soul Speed enchantment from a Bastion or bartering with Piglins" : "Obtayn da rannin on ded peepl encatment frum a cweepy old plays or baterring with Piggens",

"Handmade Blinding" : "Pawmade Blinding",
"Wear a carved pumpkin enchanted with Curse of Binding" : "Ware a Karvd Pangkan encated wit cant taek dis off",

"Master Digger" : "Dig Master",
"Create a shovel with all possible enchantments at max level" : "Get a spad with max lvl encats",

"Master Axeman" : "Master of Climbin Trees & gettin stuck",
"Create an axe with all possible enchantments at max level" : "Crate a purrfect aks with ull possible encatments @ max lvl",

"Master Farmer" : "Mater, Tow Mater",
"Create a hoe with all possible enchantments at max level" : "Kreat a ho with best encants at highest levl",




"Mob Hunter" : "Cat Huntr",
"Defeat 250 mobs" : "Scratch 250 cats",

"Bloodthirsty" : "Instincts",
"Defeat 2500 mobs" : "Scratch 2500 catties",

"Kill or be Killed" : "Scratch or B Scratched",
"Defeat 25,000 mobs" : "Scratch 25,000 kittehs",

"Taking It In Stride" : "Taeking it in strayde",
"Ride 100m on a Strider" : "Ried 100 em on a strayer",

"Who Needs Boats?" : "Who Needs Boats",
"Ride 1km on a Strider" : "Ill do u 1 bettr. WHY NEEDS BOATS? 1km on strayder go!",

"This Ride Is Lit, Yo!" : "Dis Ride Is Warm, Yo!",
"Ride 10km on a Strider" : "Ryde 10 kayem ona straydr",




"Stem Research" : "Stim Risurch",
"Attack a huge Nether Fungi until a stem pops out" : "Scratch a hug Never Funguy until a stim pops out",

"What a Fungi!" : "Wut a Fun Guy!",
"Pick up Crimson or Warped Fungus" : "Pik up crimzn or warpt fun Gus",

"I am Root" : "I... AM... ROOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!1",
"Pick up some crimson or warped roots" : "Pik up crimzn or warpt ruuts",

"Don't Blink" : "oh no y u cry roof noddle",
"Climb on some Weeping Vines in a Crimson Forest" : "Climb on da red curtains in crimzn forest then get ur claws tangled up then meow fur yer ownr 2 let u down",

"Twisted" : "Spyrals",
"Climb on some Twisting Vines in a Warped Forest" : "Climb on spyrale noodles in da warpt forst then have a noodle dream to maek kung fu panda's dad proud",

"What about Corruption Planks?" : "Wut about da crruption?",
"Craft every item made out of crimson wood" : "Kraft evri eyetem maed out ov crimzon wuud",

"Welcome to Warp Zone!" : "Welkum 2 warp zone, Mario!",
"Craft every item made out of warped wood" : "Creft all items mayd out ov warpt woud",

"Hot Tourist Destination" : "Veri hot vacashun",
"Explore every Nether biome" : "Si al nezer bioms >:3",

"Hell Botanist" : "Help Botanist",
"Gather a stack of every Nether plant" : "Get a stak ov evri never plant",

"Spreading Corruption" : "Spreading da corruption",
"Place one of every nether block in the overworld" : "Playce 1 of everi never bluk in da ovrwrld 2 make the dryad mad",

"The Struggle Nether Ends" : "Da sruggle nether ends... YAWN",
"Place one of every nether block in The End" : "Place 1 of evri never blok in da end",

"Roadhog" : "Boar vessel, 600-500 BC Etruscan ceramic",
"Hunt a Hoglin for food" : "Hunt a big piggy 4 fuud",

"When Hoglins Breed" : "Wen bores breed",
"Breed a baby Hoglin using Crimson Fungi" : "Brid a baby boar with crimon fungy",

"Whole Hog" : "Roadhogs ult",
"Get mauled by a Hoglin" : "Get mauled by a roadhog",

"Giddy Up!" : "Giddy up cowboi!",
"Punch a baby Hoglin that is being ridden by a baby Piglin" : "Scratch a baby boar with a baby piggen on top",

"Zork Chop" : "Zaykon!",
"Bring a Hoglin into the Overworld to zombify it, then kill it for zorkchops" : "Bring a Boar into da ovrwrld to zomBfy it, den keel it 4 ZACON!!",

"This Boat Has Legs" : "Dis bout haz legz!",
"Ride a Strider with a Warped Fungus on a Stick" : "Climb on leg boats wif da moshroom stik",

"Bobbleheads" : "Funko POP!",
"Breed two Striders using Warped Fungus" : "Breed 2 strayders wit warpt fung us",

"This One’s Mine!" : "Dis 1's MIEN!",
"Kill a Zombified Piglin that is riding a Strider and take its steed" : "Kill a Zombified pegln dat is ryding a strayder & steal it",

"Oh, Shiny!" : "Shinyyyy",
"Distract Piglins with gold" : "Gib shinyy tu da oinks",

"Cultural Misunderstandings" : "Kultrl Misdrstndongs",
"Slay a Piglin in battle... or an accidental incursion" : "Sctratch a piggen",

"Who is Cutting Onions?" : "Who is Cutting Onions?",
"Obtain Crying Obsidian from a ruined portal or bartering with Piglins" : "obtain depressed hard blok",

"Anchorman" : "Will Ferrel",
"Craft a Respawn Anchor using Crying Obsidian and Glowstone then place it down" : "Maek a reezpon mawgic blok with depressed bloks & glowstown den playce it down",

"Not Quite 'Nine' Lives" : "fake LOLCAT!",
"Charge a Respawn Anchor to the maximum" : "FulL Powahhh",

"We Got a Live One!" : "We Got a ALIEN!!!",
"Bring a Piglin into the Overworld then spare it from an eternity of zombification" : "Bring a piggen in2 da overwarld den spear it frum an eturnty ov zombiefcshon",

"When Piglins Fly" : "When Piggens Flyyyyy",
"Give a piglin elytra then kill it" : "Give a piggen the ability to fly then kill it",

"Electrifying Alliance" : "El-ektrifyng Alianse",
"Smite a ghast with lightning from the Overworld’s heavens" : "Smyte a gast wit litening frum God and CGI jesus",

"Time to Fire Back" : "Infernape use FIRE PUNCH!",
"Craft a stack of fire charges" : "Kraft a stak of FIRE PUNCHES!",

"From Whence It Came!" : "Frum wence it came",
"Find a broken Nether Portal in the Nether" : "find a bwoken, depressed never portl in da neverland",

"Those Were the Days" : "Loong LoOong Agoo",
"Fight your way into a Bastion Remnant" : "Go in Spoooky Place",

"War Pigs" : "War oinks",
"Loot a chest in a Bastion Remnant" : "Steal frum an anshien cat box",

"Gilty!" : "Me no do nuffin",
"Mine some Gilded Blackstone from a Bastion Remnant" : "Mien sum goldid blakstoen frum a spoopy place",

"Wub wub wub!" : "DUBSTEP DROP!!!!1!",
"Obtain the Pigstep music disc from a Bastion Remnant" : "Obtayn da DUBSTEP loud thing frum da spoopy place",

"Nugget in a Biscuit" : "Nuget, Biskit, Nuget in a Biskit",
"Mine Nether Gold Ore for a pile of gold nuggets" : "Mien never guld or for a piel ov GULD nuggies",

"Dark Ages" : "Ye old ages",
"Mine Blackstone from a Basalt Deltas biome" : "Mien blakstown from a bazalt detlas byarm",

"Burnt Right Into Your Soul" : "burnt right into ur sol",
"Get caught on Soul Fire" : "Get curt on sol fir",

"A Soul For A Soul" : "As Red skul said to thanos...",
"Place down a Soul Campfire" : "playce dwun a sul camfiri",

"Let Me Out!" : "let meh out ive been twapped",
"Stay in the Nether for twenty ingame days" : "Get twapped in da nether reejons 4 20 days",

"Inception" : "Leonado Deez catrio",
"Build a machine that can break a hole in the roof of the Nether" : "Billd a mashen dat brakes a whole in da roof of da nether",

"The Descent" : "da dessent",
"Dig down into the deepest depths of the Nether" : "Dig down in2 da deepest deths of da nether",

"Nether Say Die" : "Hidin under da couch",
"Excavate out some Ancient Debris from deep beneath the lava oceans" : "Ged de old trash",

"Holy Scrap!" : "Holey trash",
"Smelt Ancient Debris into Netherite Scrap" : "Smelt old trash in2 netherit scrash",

"Diamonds Are Not Forever" : "Deemonds R nut 4ever cuz dis is OP!",
"Use Gold Ingots and Netherite Scrap to make a Netherite Ingot" : "Uze guld & netherit trash 2 maek OP inguts so u can B op",

"MOAR Upgraded Tools" : "OP Tools",
"Craft a Netherite Pickaxe, Axe, Shovel and Hoe" : "Kraft OP Pikax, ax, shuvl & ho",

"A Knight to Nether Forget" : "Covr meow in trash",
"Use a Smithing Table to upgrade your diamond armor to netherite armor" : "get in a 4 sided blak thing box",

"Soul Runnings!" : "Sool Runnigs",
"Step on Soul Sand with Netherite Boots enchanted with Soul Speed III" : "step on sol sand wit OP boots encatted wit sol spiid 3",

"Fool Me Twice" : "omg no pls no y u do dis srusly stahp",
"Completely use up a netherite hoe. Clearly you have chosen... poorly" : "brak ur OP ho u choz porly",

"Get a Lode Of This!" : "git a lod ov dis",
"Craft a Lodestone using Chiseled Stone Bricks and a Netherite Ingot" : "Kraft a loserstone with stacekd patternd rocks & a OP ingut",

"Country Lode, Take Me Home" : "cawntry lowd, taek me hooome to",
"Use a Compass on a Lodestone" : "hit magned wit da other magned",

"Lodes of Applications" : "Loses Applcatons",
"Create a Lodestone Compass in all three dimensions" : "Crate a loserstone spinny thing in all 3 realms",

"Archaeologist" : "Archie Oogly",
"Mine a stack of Ancient Debris" : "Mien a stak of trash & gif it 2 forky",




"Failed Concoctions" : "U Failed",
"Brew a mundane and thick potion" : "Broo a FAT an weird poshun",




"What For?" : "wut 4?",
"Craft 64 ender crystals" : "crft 64 end crstls",

"Ring of the End" : "Ring ov da End",
"Defeat the Ender Dragon 20 times" : "Defeet Dragnoz 20 tiems",

"In Your Face, Neil Armstrong" : "In ur faec, NEil ArmstrOng!",
"Colonise the End with potato crops" : "Colonice da end wit potatos",

"Organizational Wizard" : "Wingardium Organiziosa!",
"Name a Shulker Box 'Blocks' for storing your blocks" : "Name a chulker bux 'Blocks' 4 storng ur bluks",

"A Wizard’s Breakfast" : "Jellie's Ownr's Munchies",
"Eat a stack of Chorus Fruit in one go" : "Eet a stak ov frut dat duznt sing in 1 go",




"Constellation" : "Constllashun",
"Collect 64 nether stars" : "Git 64 never asterisks",

"Hearts of the Stack" : "Hart of da stak",
"Collect 64 Hearts of the Sea" : "Git 64 harts of dda see",

"The Devil's Distance" : "Da Devil's Distens",
"Use the Nether to travel 666km in the Overworld" : "use da never 2 twavel 666km in da over wrld",

"Ad Astra" : "ad astra",
"Reach an altitude of 10,000 blocks above the world" : "Git 10,000 bluks above da world",

"Dragon vs Wither: Pre-Sequel" : "Dwagon vs Wiver: Pwe-Seekwel",
"Defeat the Wither while wearing a Dragon head... without touching the ground" : "Defeet da wiver wile waring a Dwagon hed... without tuching da fluur cuz da FLOOR IS LAVA AGAIN!!!",



# Name and description changes in version 1.10
"Knowledge is Power" : "Nolej powah ovr 9000",

"Obtain all the special banner patterns" : "Maek all da speshul bannr pattrns",

"Play a music disc in a jukebox" : "Play a round loud thing",

"Listen to all the music discs" : "Play all da round loud things",

"Wear a full suit of iron armor" : "Ware da full iron man suit! tony stark wont be happi u stole it tho...",

"Craft or collect all forms of nether brick and red nether brick" : "Scratch all da nevver brickz & blud nevver brikz",

"Craft all forms of quartz blocks" : "Scratch all da Kwortz",

"Sleep in a bed to change your respawn point" : "Sleep in bed 2 change ur rebirt point",

"Break all six types of shovels" : "Brake all da spoons!",

"Attack a mob using all six types of axes" : "Scratch a monsta with all da akses",

"Hit a mob using all six types of shovels" : "Hit a monsta wit all da spoons",

"Defeat a Drowned that is holding a nautilus shell" : "Scratch a drawn whos hulding a dinglehopper & naughty shell",

"Defeat a Drowned that is holding both a nautilus shell and a trident" : "Scratch a drawn and take its naughty shell",

"Strip the bark off of all six types of logs" : "S Trip Dog Noise off all da logz",

"Sprint 42.195km" : "Run the answer of meaning to the life, universe & everything",

"Reach 300 experience levels" :"Get ur pokemon up to lvl 300. ",

"Fly 1000km with elytra" : "FLYYYYY 1 fowzand k m",

"Use a treasure map to find Buried Treasure" : "Uze a treshur map 2 find burieed treshure",



# Hardcore-Friendly Version description changes
"Get attacked by a natural iron golem defending its village" : "Get rekt by a Strange Irun Hooman",

"Get attacked by dolphins" : "Get bitten by dolfins",

"Get hurt by every mob that can kill you" : "Almost use up all ur nine lives against every cat in the street",

"Get attacked by an Enderman in The End" : "Almost lose one of ur nine lives 2 an Endrman in da end",

"Take damage twice within ten seconds" : "Get bitten twice within ten seconds",

"Get attacked by Piglin Brutes" : "Git attakt bai bruts",


# All advancements added in version 1.11 are here
"Time to Dig!" : "Tiem 2 Farm!",
"Use planks and sticks to make a shovel" : "Use plankz an stikz 2 mak shuvl",


"Throw diamonds at another player or mob" : "Giv someon deemonds",


"One Pickle, Two Pickle, Sea Pickle, Four" : "1 pikl, 2 pikl, C pikl, 4",
"Place four sea pickles in a group underwater" : "Plas 4 c pikols in a groop undrwatr",

"Harry Potter" : "Hairy Potty",
"Place every type of plant in a flower pot" : "Plas evre taip ov pritty plant in a containr",

"Armor Display" : "Armur Dis Play",
"Place all six sets of armor on six different armor stands" : "Plays all 6 sets ov armur on 6 difrent stick hoomans",


"Unmasked" : "Un marskd",
"Shear the Pumpkin off of a Snow Golem to unveil their true face" : "Scratch tha pangkan off Olaf 2 unveil its truu fais",


"Delicious Fish" : "Yummy cat fud",
"Cook and eat a fish!" : "Katch fish liek cat an cook it then eet it!",

"Milkshroom" : "mikshruum",
"Milk a mooshroom with a bowl to get mushroom stew" : "Mikk a muushruum with a bowel 2 get muchroom stoo",

"Live and Let Dye" : "Lif & Lose one of nine Lives",
"Dye Sheep with all 16 colors of wool" : "Nine Life a Sheep with all 16 kolors ov wuul",

"Foxy Thievery" : "Fuxy Theevry",
"Give a fox a Totem of Undying" : "Gif a fuxe an Anti-Dyin' Totum",

"Lead the Way!" : "Leesh tha Way!",
"Craft a lead using string and a slimeball, then attach it to a mob" : "Get sum leeshes frum a Wubterng Truder & attach it 2 mobbo",

"Beeloons!" : "B-loons!",
"Attach a lead to a bee" : "Attach a leesh 2 A B",

"Leader of the Animals" : "Leeshr ov da animauls",
"Attach a lead to every mob that can be leashed" : "atach a leesh 2 evry mobbo that can be leeshed",


"Echolocation" : "Worst advnznt ever :'(",
"Feed a dolphin fish to have it lead you to treasure" : "Feed a dolfin ur cat fud",

"Lion Hunter" : "Helpin ur cuz",
"Feed an Ocelot fish to try and gain its trust" : "Feed a oslot ur cat fud",


"Your Daily Fix" : "Ur dayly fix",
"Use an Iron Ingot to repair a damaged Iron Golem" : "Giv an irun ingut 2 a strange irun Hooman",

"I'm not lost anymore!" : "im not lost anymoar... oh wait",
"Right-click a banner with a map" : "put a banr on da map",


"Controlled Detonation" : "Rickrolled Detunashun",
"Persuade a Creeper to blow up using Flint and Steel" : "Perswade a creepr 2 blow up with frint & steal",

"Miracle Drink" : "Miracul drnk",
"Drink milk or honey to cure poison when on half a heart" : "Drnk milk or huny 2 kyur puizn when about 2 lose 1 ov ur nine lives",

"Dead Really Don’t Die" : "Ded Rly Dont Die",
"Give a zombie a Totem... so that you have to kill it twice" : "Gif a Bad Hooman a Totum so it gets an extra life",


"Half Heart Life" : "Haf Hart Lfie",
"Be on half a heart of health for a minute" : "B on haf a hart 4 a min",


"Brute Force" : "Broot Force",
"Defeat a Piglin Brute in a Bastion Remnant" : "Defeet a Piklin Brut in a Bast remnt",

"Et tu, Brute?" : "It tutu, brut?",
"Get murdered by Piglin Brutes" : "Git murdrd bai bruts",

"Lava Fishing" : "Larva Fshing",
"Reel in a Strider using a Fishing Rod" : "Real in a straydur with a kitteh feedin' device",

"Nether Rock Collection" : "Never Rok Cullekshun",
"Mine a stack of Netherrack, Basalt, Blackstone and Glowstone in the Nether" : "Mien a stak ov neverack, bawzult, blecston & gloston in da neverland",


# Name and description changes in version 1.11
"Attach a lead to a llama to form a llama caravan" : "Atach a leesh 2 a lama 2 form a lama caravan",

"Use Shears to obtain wool from a sheep" : "Uze skizzers 2 obtayn wul frum a shep",

"Swim in lava while having the Fire Resistance effect" : "Go swim in Hot Sauce wile having da Fire Rezistanse effek",

"Diemonds!" : "Diemons!",


# Trophies added in version 1.11
"Awarded for achieving" : "Aword 4 acheeving",




"Miner's Trophy" : "Mieners Trophee",
"Don't mine at night!" : "dont mien at nite!",

"Builder's Trophy" : "Bill Der's Trofi",
"A build of a thousand blocks begins with a single brick" : "A bill ov 1000 bluks begins wif 1 brick",

"Farmer's Trophy" : "Fahmah's Trohpee",
"It ain't much but it's honest work" : "It no much but itz onest wurk",

"Butcher's Trophy" : "Putcherz Trohfy",
"No animals were harmed in the obtaining of this trophy" : "No cats were harmd in da obtayning ov dis trohfy",
"(just simulated ones)" : "(just computer 1s)",

"Slayer's Trophy" : "Scratcher's Trophi",
"This is all that's left of your foes once you're done with them" : "This is all thats left of ur enemies once ur done wit them",

"Sword Trophy" : "sord trophie",
"Slice and dice" : "pointy",

"Explorer's Trophy" : "Other hoomans' trophies",
"It's a magical world, ol' buddy... let's go exploring!" : "U stole this from other hooomans' houses",

"Adventurer's Trophy" : "Catventures Trofy",
"So much to do, so much to see..." : "So much 2 do, so much 2 c...",

"Mechanic's Trophy" : "Mekanicks Trophei",
"Give me somewhere to stand and I can move the Earth" : "Gif this cat sumwere 2 stand and I shall not move",

"Enchanter's Trophy" : "Encaters tropee",
"What's next? Enchanting mobs?" : "wuts next? encating mobbo?",

"Statistician's Trophy" : "Catistishuns Trohfee",
"Lies, damned lies, and statistics" : "Lying, lying on da bed, & catistics",

"Nether Adventurer's Trophy" : "Never Catventurers Tropius",
"You'll nether find a better trophy anywhere else!" : "U will never find a betr Tropius ",

"Potion Brewer's Trophy" : "Poshun Broorz Trofee",
"How did you get here?" : "how did u get hear?",

"End Adventurer's Trophy" : "End Catvenshurs Troaphy",
"What could possibly come after the end?" : "",

"Challenger's Trophy" : "Dumb Nuts Trophy",
"Imagine what the reward must be for the entire datapack" : "Mai souper challenj wuz 2 spell trophy kurrekt",

"Yellow T-Shirt" : "Yelo T shurt",
"I completed BlazeandCave's Advancements Pack" : "I compeetd Blaz & Cav's Advnzmnts Pak",
"and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" : "& ull I gut wuz dis lowzy T shurt",




"Spoon" : "Spuun",
"There is no spoon" : "Dere is no spuun",

"Santa's Present" : "Santas Present",
"Someone's been naughty this year..." : "Some1s been norty dis year",

"Golem Kit" : "Golum Kit",
"The pumpkin is sold separately" : "Da pangkan is sold seperately",

"Golden Crown" : "King Cat's Crown",
"Piglin-approved" : "King Cat-appruved",

"Mayor's Throne" : "Jellie's throne",
"MUMBO FOR MAYOR!" : "Its not scars its really Jellie's",




"Logolas" : "Mobbolas",
"The axe of choice by the masters of chopping" : "Wait",

"Torch God's Favor" : "Torch Dog's Favor",
"The Torch God shall no longer haunt Minecraft" : "The Torch Dog shall no longer haunt meh house",

"The Journal" : "Da Journal",
"After all these years, I finally have them all..." : "After ull deez yrs, I fnally haf dem all...",

"What are you doing reading this for? Go get Advancement Legend already!" : "Wut r u duin readin dis 4? Go get advansmnt lgnd already!",

"Magic Wand" : "Majik Wond",
"Made of holly, eleven inches long," : "Maed ov holy, 11 cat paws long,",
"and contains a single feather from the tail of a phoenix" : "& contayns 1 feathr frum da tail of a feenix",
"Has no function in the hands of a mere muggle" : "No fun in meh paws",

"Sleepless Anchor" : "Sleepy Anchor",
"Beds are for losers" : "Beds r 4 cats & anchors r 4 hoomans",




"A Glutton's Meal" : "A cat's meal",
"I see you have quite the appetite. Fatty." : "I see u haf quite da appetite. Fatty Catty Fatty Catty.",

"Wilson" : "Wilson",
"Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on" : "dont worry wilson ill do ull da paddling. U just hang on",

"Farmer's Badge" : "Fahmahs badger",
"For the continued work you've put out there, take this reward!" : "Why does a fahmah need a badger?",




"Cowboy Hat" : "Cowboy Cat",
"Don't let it get shot off!" : "If it gets shot off it loses 1 of its 9 lives. U know da rulez",

"Earth" : "Erf",
"Seven billion people on the planet" : "7 billion catz on da planet",
"Now that sounds overpopulated" : "and not enough roooommm!!!",

"Super Rod" : "Supa Rod",
"Catches the best pokemon from the seas" : "Catches da best pokemon in da C's",

"Potato Mine" : "Pootato Mien",
"SPUDOW!" : "SPUDOW!",

"Toilet" : "Toylet",
"WHERE'S THE EFFING HONEY LEBOWSKI?" : "WARE'S THE EFFING HUNY CATBOWSKI?",




"Mobestiary" : "Mobbo eestiary",
"Available at stores now" : "needs to be aded to da game asap",

"Vanilla Ice Cream" : "vanilla Ice crim",
"Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality" : "9 lives wuld B vanilla without 31 moar lives after",

"Molten Ice Cream" : "molten Eyes creem",
"Noo! My ice cream! T_T" : "Nuuuu my i screm! T_T",

"Hyperlink" : "Hyperlink",
"This advancement was sponsored by MCStacker" : "Check 2 maek shure its not a rik rol",

"Handsome Pumpkin" : "Hand Some Pangkan",
"This guy rushes me with a spoon... A freakin' spoon!" : "Dis hooman rushes me with a spuun... a freekin spuun! srsly?",

"Pink Camo Pants" : "Pink camo pants",
"They don't camouflage anywhere!" : "They dont camoflague anyware",

"The Walking Head" : "Da Walking Hed",
"Yes, this head totally has legs" : "This hed totally haz legz",

"Sans's Head" : "Sans head",
"You start to hear distant MEGALOVANIA sounds" : "U start to hear distant MEGA LOW VANE EEH AHH sounds",

"Ender Arrow" : "ander errow",
"This arrow ended an enderman. Seems impossible..." : "dis errow ended an anderman. Seemz impossibleh, bruh",




"Boomer T-Shirt" : "Boomer t-shurt",
"There are no mistakes, just happy explosions" : "ok boomer",

"The Hylian Shield" : "Da High Lion Sheeld",
"Should have spoken to the Keaton Mask Soldier" : "Shuld haf spooken 2 da Keeton Mask Shoulder",
"to get a discount at the Bazaar" : "2 get a discuwnt at da Bizarre",

"1000-degree knife" : "1 thouzand degree nife",
"(GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBAIT)" : "(GUN RONG) (NUT KLIKBATE)",




"Voyager 1" : "Voyajur 1",
"Earth's farthest spacecraft" : "Erf's fathest spacecat",

"Cartographer's Quill" : "Catrografers Kill",
"Freshly not-smashed on the ground" : "Freshy not-smashed on da grownd",

"A blessing in love" : "A blessing in cat love",
"Face your fears and ask your crush out!" : "Face ur fears & cuddle ur cat s.o.",

"Bouquet" : "Bokay",
"If you catch this at a wedding, you're next to get married" : "If u cat-ch dis at a wedding ur next 2 get mareed",

"Waterbed" : "Watrbed",
"Have a good night" : "Dunt sleep in dis",




"Dinnerbone's Head" : "Dinah Bone's Hed",
"No love for Grumm" : "No luv 4 grumm",

"Jeb's Head" : "Jeb Hed",
"Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah!" : "Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah, Baah!",

"Groot's Stick" : "gruut's stik",
"I am Groot" : "i am gruut",

"Medal of Honor" : "Medal ov onnor",
"But didn't you start the raid yourself?" : "but didnt u start da rade urself?",

"Wall Street" : "Wull Street",
"Yes, it's a wall" : "Yes its a wull",

"Ominous Shield" : "Ominus Sheeld",
"This shield certifies your rank as a" : "This sheeld sertifys ur rank as a",
"Pillager of the Arch-Illager's forces" : "cat ov da Arch-Cat's 4ces",

"Stonk Man's Head" : "Stonk Man's Hed",
"STONKS" : "STONKS",

"Your Cat's Prize" : "Your Prize",
"You have so many cats, that now" : "Fantoms haf 2 sleep 2 avoyd meeting u",
"phantoms have to sleep to avoid meeting you" : "(Unused line)",




"Quiver" : "Kwiver",
"You can't actually store arrows in it" : "U cant acshully stor errows in it",




"Master Enchanter's Book" : "Mastah Incater's Buuk",
"Congratulations, you did it" : "Concatulations, u did it",
"This document decrees you as a master enchanter" : "Dis docyoument decreez u as a master encater",
"Go see a doctor" : "Go to the vet",

"Never gonna give you up" : "Nevah gonna gif u up",

"Finger Guns" : "finger gunz",
"So anyway I started blasting..." : "so anyways me started blasting...",

"Chaos Emerald" : "Kaos Emruld",
"Just gotta find six more" : "Jus gota find 6 moar",




"Strider Treat" : "Straydur Treet",
"Your strider deserved it" : "Ur straydur dee-zerved it",

"Enchanter's Tome" : "Encaters tome",
"Used by Illager Enchanters to enchant mobs" : "Used by encaters to make mobbo",

"World's Most Reliable Shoes" : "Erf's Moast Relyble Shuuz",
"The statistics tab shall no longer be the grindy super challenges tab" : "Da catistics tab shall no lunger B da grindy supa dumb nuts tab",

"Portable Trampoline" : "Portabl Trampoleen",
"Hours of sick fun for the whole family!" : "Hours ov sik fun for da hole cat family",

"Noah's Ark" : "Noa's ark",
"A deluge is imminent" : "Find another cat & go an bord",

"Zero Tick Farm" : "0 tik farm",
"RIP Zero Tick Farms" : "rip 0 tik farms",
"2013 - 2020" : "twenty firteen to twntee twntee",

"Black Pearl" : "Black Perl",
"Wherever we want to go, we'll go" : "Werevr we want to go, we'll go",

"Superman's Cape" : "Superman's Cape",
"Is it a bird?" : "Is it a birdy?",
"Is it a plane?" : "Is it a planey?",
"Is it an egg salad sandwich?" : "Is it ur ownr's egg salad sandwich?",
"No way, it's a Charizard!" : "No way, it's Super Cat!",

"Flowey the Flower" : "Flowey da Flower",
"All what's left of Asriel, the monsters' prince" : "All dat's left of asreal, da monsters prince",

"Firearm's Firearm" : "Fierarm's Fyreurm",
"Now how did this get here? Seriously?" : "Now how did dis get hear? Srsly?",

"Refreshment" : "Ownr gave u water",
"You'll need it after running that far" : "U'll need it after running that many times across da house",

"Gold Medal" : "Guld Medal",
"Probably not real gold" : "Probly not reel guld",

"Birthday Cake" : "Birthday Liez",
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you," : "Hapii birthdae 2 u, happey birfday 2 yu,",
"this song is copyrighted, oh wait actually it's public domain!" : "dis song iz copylefted, o wait its public domayn",

"Piston Cup" : "Pushur Cup",
"It's just an empty cup" : "its just an empty cup",

"Thomas the Tank Engine" : "Thomas da Tank Engine",
"He's number one" : "I'M ABOUT TO GET RUN OVER",

"Black Belt" : "black belt",
"Who is the greatest man?" : "Whoo is da gratest cat?",




"Farmer's Badge V2" : "Farmurs baj 2",
"Farm some more they said, it'll be fun they said..." : "Farm sum moar they sed, itll be fun day said...",

"Spinny Top" : "Spinny Top",
"If it falls over, it's not a dream" : "if it falls over its not a dream so thats how we know we need to go to sleep",

"Stormbreaker" : "Strombraker",
"What kind of weapon are we talking about here?" : "wut kind of wepon r we talking about hear?",
"The Thanos-killing kind" : "Da Thanos kiling kind",

"Baconator" : "Baconator 2000",
"Oh... wait, I thought you said Bacon!" : "Oh... wait i fought u said bacon!",

"Zork Chop" : "Zork Chop",
"Don't ask" : "Mmmmm nom nom nom",




"Unknown Mixture" : "Unown mixture",
"Side effects include possible stomach ache, 20/20 vision," : "Side effects include being taken to tha vet",
"acne, extensive back pain and more..." : "Cause ownrs do that whenever i eet smth i shouldnt ugh",

"Stale Milk" : "Stayl Milk",
"Please drink this" : "No drink dis",

"Fast and Furious" : "Fast & Furryious",
"Getting shot by this will make you fast and furious" : "Gettin shot by this will make you fast & furryious",

"This is Anarchy" : "This is anarky",
"If you want to survive you need a strong belly" : "if u want to survyv u need a strong belly button",




"TARS" : "TARS",
"Everybody good? Plenty of slaves for my robot colony?" : "evrybod guud? plenty of slaves for my kitty colony?",

"Wizard's Fruit" : "Jellies Fruit",
"Utilised by the Mayor from Powerpuff Girls" : "uzed by Jellie, da cat of da mayer from Powrpuf Grls",

"Portal Bow" : "Portul bowz",
"Portal II" : "Portul 2",

"Moon Rock" : "Muun rok",
"Looks like he brought some of the moon back" : "Looks like he brought some of the muun bak",
"Smells like cheese" : "Smellz like chicken",

"Ring of Bedrock" : "Ring ov Bedrock",
"The end of the End" : "Da end of da End",

"Singularity" : "Singyulartee",
"Newton’s third law - the only way humans have ever" : "Newton's 3rd law - da only way cats haf evr figured out",
"figured out of getting somewhere is to leave something behind" : "of getting sumwhere is 2 have their ownrs yell at them",




"Cosmonaut Helmet" : "Cozmonort Helmt",
"It was a Russian who was the first who could truly say this" : "It was a Rushian who wuz da 1st who culd say dat",

"Astronaut Helmet" : "Aztronort Helmt",
"In zero gravity, a feather and a hammer falls at the same speed" : "In 0 grav, a fether & thors hammer fall at da same speed",

"Dragon Bro" : "Dwagon Bro",
"Dragon Broooo!!!" : "Dwagon Broooo!!!!1",

"Power Stone" : "Powr Ston",
"Maybe you should start a cool rock collection" : "Mebe u shuld start a cool rok collection",

"Heart of a Siren" : "Hart of a siren",
"No, not sirenhead!" : "Nuuuu not sirenhead!!!",

"Amphitrite" : "Amfitright",
"Many people called her the personification of the sea itself..." : "best thing since netherright",

"Devil's Pitchfork" : "devils pitchfork",
"One Hell Of A Time" : "Where is da devil's pitchspoon?",

"Space Stone" : "Space stune",
"This universe is finite, its resources, finite" : "Dis univers is fynight, its sauces, fynight",
"If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist" : "If nine lives r left unkechked, nine lives shall be lost",
"It needs correcting" : "It needs correcting",

"Reality Stone" : "Reality TV",
"Reality can be whatever I want..." : "Reality TV cant be wutever i want ahhhhhhh",

"Eye of the Apocalypse" : "I of da apocalips",
"The beginning of the end" : "Da begin of da end",

"Wishing Star" : "Shooting star",
"Make a wish!" : "Maek a wishywishy!",

"Corrupted Beacon" : "Corupt bacon",
"The Corrupted Beacon holds immense power within" : "Da corupt bacon holds imens powr withn",
"It waits for the moment to unleash its wrath" : "it waits for da moment 2 unleesh its rath",

"Treasure Chest" : "Treashur Chest",
"One of each block is stored in there" : "1 of eech blok is in heere",

"Frame of Infinite Items" : "frame ov infinite items",
"One of each item is stored on here" : "1 of each item is in hear",

"Pandora's Box" : "Pandora's Boks",
"It is said to have contained all the evils in the world..." : "it is sed to have contayned all da evils in da world...",

"Doraemon's Pocket" : "Doraemon's Pocket",
"I hope I can get thousands of diamonds in here" : "can hold thouzands ov cats",

"Nuclear Reactor" : "Newclear Reeeeactr",
"You have transcended humanity's progression" : "U have transended humanitys progression. Cats shall ruule da Earth!",

"Mind Stone" : "Mind Stown",
"The ability to give the mindless minds of their own" : "Da ability to give hoomans minds ov cats",

"Soul Stone" : "Soul Stone",
"Did you do it?" : "Did u do it?",
"Yes" : "Yes",
"What did it cost?" : "What did it cost",
"8 hours" : "8 lives",

"Cursed Creeper Head" : "cursed cweeper hed",
"Wave 5 of 5: CREEPER-GEDDON!!!" : "Waive 5 of 5: CWEEPER GEDDON OUTTA HERE!!!1!!",

"ACDC - Back in Black" : "Aye See Dee See - Bak Inn Blak",
"Back in Black stomped Highway to Hell in terms of success" : "Bak Inn Blak stomped Hiway 2 Help in terms of sucksess",

"Endfinity Source" : "Endfntee Sauce",
"They will END the world..." : "Mmmm... supa hot sauce",

"Potion Master's Diploma" : "Poshun mastah's diplowma",
"A certificate granting you the ability to teach" : "A sertificat giving u da abilty 2 teech",
"the subtle science and exact art of potion-making" : "da suddel sians & eggzakt art ov poshum-making",

"Poison Mask" : "Puizn Marsk",
"Protects your face from poison but not the rest of your body" : "protects ur face from pouisn butt not da rest of ur body",

"Infinity Gauntlet" : "∞ gorntlet",
"Iron Man stole all the stones so the best" : "Irunman stool all da stons so da best",
"you can do is punch people with it" : "u can do is scratch cats with it",

"Totem of Immortality" : "Totum ov ∞ lives",
"You'll be immortal as long as you don't die" : "U'll have an ∞ life az long as u dont die",

"Time Stone" : "Tiem Stown",
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be" : "Purrfctly balansd as all things shuld B",

"Instant Death" : "Instant loss of a life",
"Since you like dying so much..." : "Sinse u like losing nine lives so much...",



# Renamed advancements and description changes in 1.11.2
"Craft or collect all forms of normal, cracked, mossy and chiseled stone bricks" : "Scratch all da stone brickz",

"Swim in water while having the Water Breathing effect" : "Glug a Watr Breething Poshun & go swim in Wutur",

"Ride a Skeleton Horse" : "Ryd a Skelly Hors",

"Follow the Leader" : "Follow da Kitty",

"Barbearian" : "Bahbearin",

"Happy New Year!" : "Happi Nu Yr!",
"Play for a whole Minecraft year" : "Be alive 4 a hole yr",



## All advancements added in version 1.12 are here
"Coppers and Robbers": "Copurrs & Roburrs",
"Smelt a Copper Ingot": "Cook teh copurrz",

"Budget Channeling": "Budjet Thor",
"Craft a Lightning Rod using Copper Ingots": "Kraft a litnin rot wit copurr",

"Surge Protector": "BOOM protecc",
"Protect a villager from an undesired shock without starting a fire": "Protecc a villgr from a shock without making something really hot",

"Called Shot": "Kool-Aid Shot",
"Get struck by lightning while standing on a Lightning Rod": "Get BOOM-ed while sittin' on a litnin rot",

"Don’t Come a Copper!": "Dunt come a copurr!",
"Craft some Cut Copper": "Craft sum slised cuprr",

"Copper Miner": "cuppur minur",
"Mine a stack of Raw Copper": "Mien a stak ov moldy wurst",

"Master Copper Miner": "Masta Coppa Miena",
"Mine enough copper to make a stack of Copper Blocks": "Mien tunz ov coopur",

"Wax On": "Bee stuf on",
"Use Honeycombs to wax a Copper Block, preventing it from oxidising": "Put bee stuffz on a coppur blok 2 stop it frum getting old",

"Wax Off": "B stuffz off",
"Use an axe to scrape wax off of a Copper Block": "Youse an aks 2 scrape B stuf off a coppa bluck",

"The Statue of Liberty": "Da Statyou ov Liber-T",
"Obtain a fully oxidized Block of Copper": "Get a very old block ov coppur",

"Sly Copper: The Copper Heist": "Sly Coppa: Da Cuppr Highst",
"Collect a stack of every oxidizing stage of Copper Block, Cut Copper, Cut Copper Slabs and Stairs, and the waxed variants of them all": "Kollecc a stak ov evry oldness of copur blok, slised coperr, Sliced stairs & slabs, & tha yucky vaireents of dem all",

"G.I. Geode": "Purr.Purr. Shinee",
"Find an Amethyst Geode and mine an Amethyst Cluster": "Fine a purpur shinee & mien a pice",

"Good For Your Bones": "Guud 4 ur bons",
"Mine some Calcite encasing an Amethyst Geode": "Mine a wite roc near a purpur shinee",

"Galileo Figaro": "I C U",
"Zoom in on something using a Spyglass": "C sumthing with a tellyscop",

"Pixel Perfect": "Pixl Purrfct",
"Use a Spyglass to stare at a bat from at least 50 blocks away": "Use a tellescope 2 see Batman from ovr 50m away",

"Blackout": "NO POWAH!!!",
"Craft Tinted Glass using Glass and Amethyst Shards and use it to block out light": "Use skary glasz to blok out lite",

"Amethyst Miner": "Purpur shinee minee",
"Mine a stack of Amethyst Blocks, Amethyst Clusters, and every size of Amethyst Bud": "Minee a stak ov evri size of purpur shinees & its bloxs",

"Mr. Bean": "Mr. Bean",
"Mine and craft a stack of Raw Iron, Copper and Gold Blocks": "Mien & caft a stak ov ROAR irun, moldy wurst & shiny coal blox",

"Filthy Lich": "filfy lich",
"Use shears to obtain Glow Lichen from an underground cave": "Uze skizzles 2 get shiny moss",

"That's the point!": "Datz da point!",
"Obtain some Pointed Dripstone from a Dripstone Cave": "Steal sum sharp bootleg netherit from its cave",

"Deep Slate Nine": "dark ston 9",
"Mine deep enough that the stone darkens": "Mien deep enuff dat the ston darkens",

"Tuff Stuff": "Tfff Stfff",
"Mine some Tuff in the deep underground": "Mien sum tfff in da deep undr grnd",

"Moss Maker": "squishy grass maker",
"Use Bone Meal on Moss to spread its wonderful lushness across hard blocks of stone": "Use smashed skeletuns on squishy grass 2 maek moar squishy grass",

"Iggy": "turtle-shel tree",
"Obtain an Azalea": "Scratch and eat ur owner's azaleas",

"Particle Fan": "gesundheit",
"Obtain a Spore Blossom": "Obtane a snees flowr",

"Lush Hour": "Green Day",
"Obtain a stack of all lush-related blocks": "Obtayn a stuk ov all lush bloks",

"A Shiny Treat": "A shiny treet",
"Eat some Glow Berries": "Eeet sum shiny berriz",

"Bulldozer": "Kat Dozer",
"Destroy a total of 10,000 blocks of stone": "Scratch 10,000 bluks ov ston",

"Strike a Light": "Stryke a liyt",
"Craft Flint and Steel and use it to light the ground on fire": "Craft frint und steal & uze it 2 set ur ownr's house on fier",

"Bonfire Night": "Burnfire nite",
"Light every flammable block on fire": "Lite everee flamabl blok on fire",




"Setting up the mood": "Setting up da muud",
"Place a candle and light it using Flint and Steel": "Place a land pikl & lite it with frintston & stele",

"The Ritual Begins": "Da Cat summonin richul begins",
"Get one stack of Black Candles": "Get 1 stak o blak land pikls",

# Happy Birthday!
"Place a candle on a cake": "Playce a hot stik on a caek",

"Pane in the Glass": "Pane in da Gl***",
"Craft a stack of all 16 colors of stained glass panes": "Creft a stak ov ull 16 culurs ov staned gl*** panes",

"Hot Tub": "warm sitting spot",
"Sit in a cauldron filled with lava": "Sit in a cooldron filled wit HOT SAUCE",

"Rock Polish": "polish rok",
"Craft every type of polished block": "Craft evry typ of pretteh rok",

"Deepslate Conspiracy": "Dark & stormy nites",
"Craft all forms of Deepslate, Polished Deepslate, Deepslate Bricks and Deepslate Tiles": "Kreft all 4ms of dark ston, shiny dark ston, dark ston brikz & dark ston tilez",

"Skyblock": "Skybluk",
"Place a Grass Block high in the sky": "Put a gras blak hi in da ski",




"One-course meal": "1 course meal = DIET!!! >:(",
"Use bone meal to grow a sapling into a tree": "Use smushed skellis 2 gruw a baby tree",

"Come to the countryside!": "Cume 2 da contree side!",
"Plant every single type of crop on farmland": "Weve got P's! I need to peas the please, i mean please the peas, I need to p",

"An Apple a Day": "amapple a day",
"Eat an Apple every day for 30 in-game days": "Eat amapple evre day 4 30 days",




"Goat out of here!": "Gowt owt ov hear!",
"Slaughter a Goat": "Scratch a monten shep",

"Billy the Kid": "Billy da Kid",
"Breed two Goats together using Wheat": "Briid 2 gowts with wheet",

"Goat Simulator": "Gote Sim-you-later",
"Get killed by a Goat that rammed into you.": "Lose 1 of ur 9 lives 2 a gote dat rammmed in2 u",
"You have Goat to be kidding me!": "",

"Whatever Floats Your Goat!": "Wutever flowts ur Jumping Shep!",
"Get in a Boat and float with a Goat": "Get in a Bato & flote on watr with a Screeming and Jumping Sheep?",

"Screaming Milk": "Screeming Miyulk",
"Milk a screaming Goat": "Mikk a screeming gowt",

"Cephalight": "Sefalite",
"Kill a Glow Squid": "Scratch a shiny skwid",

"Glow and Behold": "Low n'bee-hooold!",
"Use a Glow Ink Sac to light up a sign": "Use da magik kitteh powars too maek sign shiny :O",

"Flashy Items": "Brite itemz",
"Put an item up for display in a Glowing Item Frame": "Put an item in a brite item holdr",

"Iceologer Should've Won": "Frozone shouldve wun",
"Kill 100 Glow Squids": "Scratch 100 shiny skiwds",

"The Cutest Predator": "Kitteh caught da KUTE FISH",
"Catch an Axolotl in a Bucket": "KATCH A KUTE FISH IN A BUKKIT",

"The Healing Power of Friendship": "TEH HEALIN POWR OV FRIENSDHIP!",
"Team up with an Axolotl and win a fight": "TEAM UP WIF THA KUTE FISH AN WIN FIGHT",

"Thanks a lotl": "THX KUTE FISH!!1!<3<3",
"Team up with an Axolotl in an Ocean Monument to help clear the curse of the Elders": "TEEM UP WIV KUTE FISHY IN LAZUR SHARK PLACE & CLEAR DA BIG ONE'S CURSE",

"Axolittle": "TEENY TINY KUTE FISHIES!!!!1!!",
"Breed two Axolotls together using Tropical Fish": "BREED 2 KUTE FISHIES THEN POST PICTURE OF BABY KUTE FISH ON INSTA AN GET 1 MILLION LIKES!",

"Axolotl of them": "so i herd u liek mudkipz",
"Catch all variants of Axolotls inside a Bucket": "KATCH ALL KUTE FISH COLORS IN DA BUKKIT!!",

"Axeolotl": "no cruel y u do dis",
"Kill an Axolotl with an axe": "Eat a kute fish wif ur ax",

"Humble Bundle": "Humbl Bundl",
"Craft a Bundle using Rabbit Hide and String": "Creft a cat powch wif jumpin foodz rag & tail things",

"Fractal": "Infinite Katz",
"Put a Bundle in a Bundle in a Bundle in a Bundle in a Bundle… 16 layers deep": "Put a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch in a cat powch",

"Swine Sailing": "Oinkey Riding",
"Ride a saddled pig in a boat in a minecart": "Ride an oinkey in a watr car in a minecat",

"Llama Festival": "Lama festival",
"Sit on Llamas with all 16 colors of carpet. Getting off will reset your progress": "Sit on camel shep wit all 16 kolors ov cat rugs. Getting off resets ur purrgress",

"Is it a Bird?": "Is it a Birb?",
"Look at a Parrot through a Spyglass": "Look at da Cool Birb thru a long magnifier",

"So Hungry I Could Eat a Horse!": "So hungry me culd eat a PONY!",
"Feed a Horse every type of food that it can eat": "Feed ur pony evry type of fuud it can eat",




"Smooth Operator": "Smuuth operator",
"Slip and slide on some ice": "Slip on frozn watr",

"This Snow is Snowier": "Dis snow is snowier",
"Fall into some Powder Snow": "Full in2 powdr sno",

"Light as a Rabbit": "Lite as a kitteh",
"Walk on Powder Snow… without sinking in it": "Walk on weird snow… without fell in it (oh no)",

"Powder-full": "UNLIMITED POWDR!!!1!1",
"Pick up some Powder Snow in a Bucket": "Pik up sum powdr sno in a bukkit",

"Boatception": "Botesepshun",
"Get in a boat within a shipwreck": "Git in a butt in a shiprekt",

"Pandamonium": "Panda-money-um",
"Feed cake to every type of panda": "Fiid caek 2 evre type ov punda",

"Edge of the Jungle": "Edge ov da jungel",
"Enter a Modified Jungle Edge - the rarest biome in Minecraft": "Entr a modefyed jungl edj, da rarest house in minecraft",




"This Dirt is Dirtier": "Dis dirt is stickzier",
"Trade for some Rooted Dirt from a Wandering Trader": "Trade 4 sum durt wit stikz frum a wubterng tradur",

"Leaflet Drop": "fall thru & drop",
"Fall through a Big Dripleaf": "fall thru a plant then run away",

"Hey! You two should kiss!": "Hay! U 2 shuld kissy!!",
"Use a Spyglass to look at two Villagers sitting in a Boat from at least 50 blocks away": "Use a cool magnifier 2 lookie at ur ownrs kissing in a boat at least 50m away",

"Rare Candy Shop": "Ur levlz shop",
"Trade for a Bottle o’ Enchanting from a Cleric": "Trade for a poshun wit ur levels frum a cleyric",

"Buy Low, Sell High": "Bi-lo, sel-hi",
"Trade with a villager while under the Hero of the Village effect": "Trad wif a vilaagur wile da hero ov teh village",

"Justice": "Justiz",
"Kill each type of Illager with a single crossbow arrow": "kill eech taip of illagur wif a single & lookin' xbow errow ;)",




"Poultry Boy": "Pultry boy",
"Slay the elusive Chicken Jockey": "Slay da boy in da chicken suit",

"Basketblock Championship": "basketblok shampeenship",
"Kill Endermen that are holding every block that they can hold": "kill endermen holding evri blok taht they kan hold",

"Pupil Poppers": "Poopil Poopers",
"Eat 1000 Spider Eyes": "Eet 1000 spidey I's",




"It's time consuming": "Itz tiem consuming",
"Kill something using a clock": "Scratch sumting wit a cluck",

"Inspector Gadget": "Inspctr Gadjt",
"Kill a zombie while holding a spyglass": "Scratch a zumbert with a tellyscoop",

"Rock, Paper, Shears!": "Rok, Papr, Skizzers!",
"Beat a zombie at rock, paper, shears": "Beet a zombert at rok, papr, skizzers!",

"Backfire": "Bakfier",
"Kill a Blaze using a Blaze Rod while both you and it are on fire": "Scrach a bleze wif a blayz rawd wile both you & it be on fier",




"Take Notes": "Taek Noets",
"Tune a Note Block through every possible note": "Tyune a noet blok thru evry possbl not",

"Noteworthy": "Not worthy",
"Play every possible instrument on a Note Block": "Play everi possibel intrumnt on a Noat bluwk",

"Travelling Bard": "Twavelling Bread",
"Play a Note Block in every type of biome": "Plae a not blok in evri hooman's house",

"Vibe Check": "Vibing Cat",
"Obtain a Sculk Sensor": "Obtayn a kat detector",




"Over-Overkill": "Ovur-Ovur-keehl",
"Deal sixteen hearts of damage in a single melee blow": "Taek 16 of 9 lives so since 16-9=7, u have 7 left",




# The Haggler
"Trade with villagers 100 times": "Traid wif vilagurz 100 tiems",

"Big Spender": "Beeg spendur",
"Trade with villagers 500 times": "Trayde wiv bilagers 500 tymes",

"STONKS!": "STONKZ!!",
"Trade with villagers 2500 times": "Trad wit villgarz 2500 taims",




"Ancient Restoration": "Anshunt resturashun",
"Rebuild and reactivate a Ruined Portal": "Re-bild & re-actevayt a ruined portl",

"Hot Spring": "Warm Spring",
"Sit in water in the Nether": "Sit in water in da nether",

"Polar Opposites": "Polur opposits",
"Start freezing in the Nether": "Start freizing in da nether",

"Jenga": "Jinga",
"Ride a Strider riding another Strider riding a boat riding a minecart": "Ried a straydur ridin anuzer straydur ridin a boot ridin a minecat",

"Is it a Balloon?": "Is it a Baloooon?",
"Look at a Ghast through a Spyglass": "Look at the Cloth shooting fireballs thru a long magnifier",

"A Piglin's Best Friend": "A Cat's best Ownr",
"Give a total of 500 gold to Piglins during your nether adventures": "Gif 500 GULD 2 clevr pics",

"Instant Mining": "Insta-Mining",
"Hold a Diamond or Netherite Pickaxe enchanted with Efficiency V while under the Haste II effect": "Hold a Dimand or OP Pikax inchanted wif fuzt diggin V & IM MININ FAST II efekt",

"Beacon Overlord": "Beecon Ovrlorde",
"Acquire every beacon-induced effect at once": "Akwire evree B-con-indyoused iffict at 1nce",

"Master Netherite Miner": "mastah old stuffz minah",
"Mine enough Ancient Debris to make a stack of Netherite Ingots (don’t worry, mining a stack of Netherite Blocks is optional in this datapack, I’m not that evil…)": "Mien enuff old stuffz 2 maek a stak ov OP inguts (dunt worry, getting a stak ov OP bloks is opshunul, me no evil…)",

"Netherite Mad Lad": "omg rich kitteh",
"Be an absolute madlad and grind enough Ancient Debris to make a stack of Netherite Blocks (this is hidden and not required for Advancement Legend btw…)": "git a stak ov OP bloks",




"Gas Bomb": "Fart Bomb",
"Ignite a Creeper of each possible effect using Flint and Steel": "Ignight a creepah ov eech effect using frint und steal",




"Is it a Plane?": "IS THAT A SUPRA ?!!!!!",
"Look at the Ender Dragon through a Spyglass": "Look at da End Lizer thru a spyglass",

"Good Luck Getting This One": "Guud luk getting dis 1!",
"Kill a baby Turtle, a Witch, a Phantom, an Elder Guardian and a Piglin Brute with one piercing arrow in The End": "Keel a baby tortL, a crazy kitteh ownr, a BIG LAZUR SHARK, a creepy flyin thing & a piklin brut wif 1 peersing erow in da end",




"The Perfect Run": "Da Purrfict Run",
"Summon the Ender Dragon, the Wither, and a Raid within thirty seconds of each other, then defeat all of them without taking damage": "Summon da Dragnoz, wither & a raid wifin 30 seconds ov eech other, den defeet all ov dem wifout getting scratched",

"Telescopic": "Tellytubbies",
"Look at every mob using a Spyglass, each from at least 25 blocks away": "Luuk at evry kitteh usin a cool magnifier frum at leest 25m away",




# Renamed advancements and description changes in 1.12
"Professional": "Pro-fish-unal",

"Hot Reels!": "Hot Wheels!",

"Netherite Miner": "old stuffz minah",

"Stepping on Legos": "LEGOS LE-LE LEGOS!!",
"Walk on some hot Magma Blocks in the Nether": "Play Da Floor is Lava!",

"Mine a stack of Raw Iron": "Mien lutz of Irun!",

"Mine a stack of Raw Gold": "Mien lutz of Guld!",

"Craft and ride a boat to sail on the high seas": "Catt a watr car an go sail on tha watr",

"Mine a stack of Netherrack, Basalt, Blackstone and Magma in the Nether": "Mien a stak ov neverack, bawzult, blecston & hot blukz in da neverland",

"Use a shovel to create dirt paths": "Youze a spoon to make Durt roud",

"Deal eight hearts of damage in a single melee blow": "Take 8 of nine lievs in one hit!",




# Hardcore-Friendly Version for 1.12 description changes
"Get stung by a bee": "Get stung by killer buzzing bees",

"Get rammed into by a Goat.": "Get a gote dat rammmed in2 u",

"Obtain a carved pumpkin enchanted with Curse of Binding. Be careful not to put it on!": "Obtayn a Karvd Pangkan encated wit cant taek dis off. Dunt put it on, nuuu!",




# Trophies added in 1.12
"Octuple Compressed Cobblestone": "8x Compressd Cooblestoneh",
"Just imagine how much cobblestone it contains…": "Juzt imajin how much cobblston it contans",

"Golden Cobblestone": "GULDEN COOBLESTONEH",
"Congratulations!": "CONGRATZ!",
"You mined 10,000 blocks of Cobblestone": "U MIEND 10K BLUKZ OV COBBLY",
"and unlocked the Golden Cobblestone Skin!": "& UNLOKD DA GULDEN COBBLSTON SKIN!",

"Weathered Copper BlocK": "Very-old copurR",
"It was spelt like this for six whole snapshots": "It was spelt liek dis 4 6 whole snapshuts",

"Copper Shortsword": "Copurr Shirtsord",
"The Moon Lord fears no weapon, but this one… it scares him": "Da moon lorde feers no wepon, but this 1… eet scairs him",

"Baseball Bat": "Baisbal Batman",
"What?... Oh, when you said stare at a bat,": "Wut?... oh, when u said stair at Batman,",
"I thought you meant this bat!": "Me though u meant dis Batman!",

"Energy Crystal": "Juicy crystal",
"Looks like a slimy slug sucked all the power out of it…": "Looks like a kitteh drank all da juice in it already… :(",

"Bean Block": "BEANZ!!!",
"Mmm, tasty": "MMM, NOM NOM NOM NOM!",

"Silver Armor Stand": "Silva Stik Hooman",
"To display your best armor set!": "2 display ur best ownr!",

"Annoying Orange": "Annoing Oranj",
"Hey apple, can you spit seeds?": "Hey apl, can u spit seeds?",

"Mr Finch's Hoe": "Mr Finch's Ho",
"Did you at least harvest the sugar cane?": "Did u at leest harvust da shugr cain?",

"Compost Mate": "CompostMate",
"There is ": "There is ",
"1 Composter": "1 Compostor",
" among us": " amogus",

"Black Bird": "Blak Birb",
"They should add Crows to Minecraft. Caw!": "They shuld add Birbs 2 miencraft so me can pounce on dem! :3",

"Fake Tropical Fish": "Faek topicel fis",
"Not as beautiful, but much tastier": "Not a weird but much tastier, nom nom!",

"Barry B. Benson's Hive": "Barry B Benson's Hive",
"According to all known laws of aviation…": "Acording 2 all noan lores ov aviashun…",

"Ice Wand": "Ice Wond",
"The Ice Wand was trapped in a tomb of ice for ages,": "Da Ice Wond was trapped in a tumb ov ice 4 ages,",
"sealed away by those who feared its power": "seeled away by kittehs that feared its powr ovr 9000",

"Llama Drama": "Lama Drama",
"In memoriam of the Great Spitting Massacre of 2021": "In mmoraim ov da Grate Spiting Masacer of 2021",

"Matryoshka Doll": "Matryshka Dol",
"And they don't stop coming,": "And they dont stop coming,",
"and they don't stop coming,": "and they dont stop coming,",
"and they don't stop coming…": "and they dont stop coming…",

"Basketblock": "Basketblok",
"That's right Number 7, it's a cube!": "Thats rite, #7, its a cube!",

"Etho's Anvil": "Etho's anvil",
"Awarded to distinguished individuals who complete Etho’s challenge": "Aworded 2 distngwished kittehs who do Etho's challenge",

"Multiweapon": "Multiwepon",
"It's a sword, axe and…": "Its a sord, aks, &…",
"Never mind, it broke": "Nvr mind, it brokeh",

"Bamboo Sword": "Bam-BOO sord",
"Not the best material for a weapon…": "Green stikz R not da best material 4 a wepon…",

"The Jungle Book": "Da Jungl Book",
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle…": "In da jungl, da mity jungl…",

"The Moon": "Da Moon",
"Yeah, it's just me, you, and the moon": "Yeh, its just me, u, and da moon…",

"The Salad Bowl": "The Salad Bowl",
"Perfect for serving justice in": "Purrfect 4 serving justiz in",

"Steam Engine": "Steem Engine",
"The beginning of the Industrial Revolution": "Mmm, so warm! Let me sleep on it 4-EVAH!",

"New Year's Firework": "New Yr's Fierwork",
"It's the final countdown!": "Nuuuu! So noisy and rumbly! Me hides!",

"Big Pointy Arrow": "Big pointy errow",
"Things are on the up and up!": "This way up",

"One-Punch Man's Fist": "1 punch kitteh's paw",
"ONE PUUUUUNNNCCHHH!!!": "1 PUUUNNNCCCHHHHHH!!!1!1!",
"(though in honesty killing everything in one punch": "",
"gets kinda boring after awhile…)": "",

"Gilded Blade": "Gilted blad",
"A powerful weapon wielded by ancient mobs": "A powrful wepon ovr 9001 wielded by anshunt mobz",

"Brick Astley": "Brick Astley",
"Nether gonna brick you up!": "Nevr gona brik u up!",

"Ultimate Flex": "Ultimat Flex",
"Dab on dem haters": "Dab on dem hatrs",

"Wormhole": "Wurmhol",
"Is this some kind of portal?": "Is this sum kind of portl?",
"Aaah!..": "Aaah!..",

"Mario's Hat": "Mario's Hat",
"Mario, number one! Yahoo!": "Mario, #1! Yahoo!",




# 'Experience' label in Experience Rewards text
"Experience" : "XP",




# Text that appears when unlocking a new tab
"You have unlocked the root of the Adventure tab": "U haf unloked da root ov da Catventure tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Animals tab": "U haf unlokd teh ruut of da Cats tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Biomes tab": "You hav unlockd da rot of teh Other hoomans houses tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Building tab": "You now did teh root ov da Bill Ding tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Super Challenges tab": "U just did da rout of teh Supa Dumb Nuts tab",
"WARNING: These are very difficult": "WARNUNG: Git gud",

"You have unlocked the root of the Enchanting tab": "U have unloked teh root of da Encating tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the End tab": "You maed da rut ov Da End tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Farming tab": "U hav unlockd a rot of the Farming! tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Mining tab": "Yu haf made a root ov da Mienin tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Monsters tab": "U have unlocked teh root ov da Bad Monsta Kittehs tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Nether tab": "U hav unlcked teh root of teh Nether tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Potions tab": "You haf unloked da rout ov da Poshunz tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Redstone tab": "U hafe unlockd teh ruut of da Red stown tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Statistics tab": "U hav unlokd da rot ov teh Catistics tab",

"You have unlocked the root of the Weaponry tab": "You now did teh root ov da Scratchen-posts tab",




# Welcome message
"This world is using ": "Dis wrld is using ",
"Blaze": "Blaze",
"and": "&",
"Cave": "Cave",
"'s Advancements Pack!": "'s Advnzmnts Pak!",

" Over ": " Ovr ",
## Number is inserted here
" brand new advancements in your Minecraft world!": " brand nu advnaersmenz in ur MC wrld!",

" - Created by ": " - Creatd by ",
## Cavinator1

" - For information ": " - For info ",
"click here": "put ur paws here",

" - Join my discord ": " - Join meh discrod ",
"here": "here",

"Special thanks to my patreon donors: ": "Speshul thx 2 meh patreon donuts: ",
## Patreon Donors' names are listed here




# Configuration Menu
## BlazeandCave
"'s Advancements Pack Config": "'s Advnzmnts Pak Con-fig",

"Welcome Message currently enabled": "Welkum Msg: yiss",
"Welcome Message currently disabled": "Welkum Msg: nu",

"Item Rewards currently enabled": "Item Rewords: yiss",
"Item Rewards currently disabled": "Item Rewords: nu",

"Experience Rewards currently enabled": "XP rewords: yiss",
"Experience Rewards currently disabled": "XP rewords: nu",

"Trophies currently enabled": "Trophees: yiss",
"Trophies currently disabled": "Trophees: nu",

"Display scoreboard on tab list": "Displae scorbord on tab list",
"Clear scoreboard from tab list": "Clear scorbord from tab list",

"Display scoreboard on sidebar": "Displae scorebored on siedbar",
"Clear scoreboard from sidebar": "Clear scorebored from siedbar",

"Update scoreboard": "Updaet scoarboard",

"Grant trophies": "Grant trohfys",

"Click to enable": "Clik 2 enabel",
"Click to disable": "Clik 2 disabl",
"Click to run": "Clik 2 run across da house",

# Update scoreboard message
"The advancement count of all players currently online has been updated.": "Da advacnment cownt ov ull catz curently onlien haz biin updaetd",

# Grant trophies are you sure message
"Are you sure?": "R U shure?",
"This function should only be used in worlds that used the Advancements Pack before updating to the Trophy Update.": "Dis funkshun shuld only B used in wrlds dat used da Advnzmnts Pak B4 updaetng 2 da trophie updaet",
"This function may also grossly fill inventories so make sure everyone is prepared to receive them!": "Dis funkshun may also fill gross invntries so make sure all cats R prepaered 2 reseev dem!",

"[ Yes ]": "[ Yiss ]",
"Click to confirm": "Clik 2 conferm",

"[ No ]": "[ Nu ]",
"Click to go back": "Clik 2 go bak",

# Grant trophies confirmation message
"All players have been granted trophies.": "All cats hav bein granted trofies.",
"Players that have been granted trophies by this function in the past did not receive any now. To manually re-enable trophy granting for them use the command:": "Cats that haf bien given tropees by dis funkshun in da past did not git any now. 2 manully renable trohfy granting 4 dem use dis commnd:",
"Click to insert command into chat": "Clik 2 insrt commnd in2 ur chat",



## All advancements added in version 1.13 are here
"Dripstone Drop": "Rok Drop",
"Survive a fall of at least 10 blocks onto some Pointed Dripstone": "Land on ur feet on a sharp cave rok after falling over 10m",

"Lucky Break": "LUCKYYYY BREAKKKK",
"Survive a long fall with just a sliver of health remaining": "Survive a loooong fall with just one of ur nine lives remaining",

"Caves & Cliffs": "Cavez n' Cliffz",
"Free fall from the top of the world (build limit) to the bottom of the world and survive": "Fall rlly far (and survivez)",

"Bottom to Top": "Bottom 2 Top",
"Place every cave block at the very top of the world": "Place evri cav blok at da top of da wrld",


"A Good Start": "A Guud Start",
"Chop down enough trees to collect a full stack of one log type": "Chop duwn enuff trees 2 cullekt a fool stak ov 1 log type",


"Squid Game": "Kitty Game",
"Hunt enough Squids to collect a stack of Ink Sacs": "Hunt enuff Sqyds 2 collect a stack ov squirty nasty stuff",


"Blackberry Market": "Blakbery Market",
"Trade some sweet berries to a Fox with an emerald in their mouth": "Trade sum sweat berys 2 a Fuxe 4 sum shineh green stuff",


"We’re Going on a Bear Hunt": "We gone on beer hunt!",
"Get hunted by a Polar Bear": "Get hunted by Wite beer",

"Dive Bomb": "Diev Bom",
"Dive into water from a cliff at least 50 blocks tall": "Diev in2 watur frum a cliff at leest 50m tall",

"Captain America": "Cap'n Amrica!",
"Get completely frozen inside two blocks of Powder Snow for a loooong time.": "Git compltly frozed in powdr sno 4 a loooong tiem.",
"Big question is: Can you do this all day?": "Big Q is: Can u do dis all day?",


"Map Room": "Map Ruum",
"Place a map in an item frame": "Plaec a direction papeh in a kitteh fraem",

"Sound the Alarm!": "Sund da Alarm!",
"Ring the bell with a hostile enemy in the village": "Ring da belly button wif a hostile kitteh in da house",

"The Sound of Music": "Da Sond ov Moosic",
"Make the Meadows come alive with the sound of music from a jukebox": "Make da medows com ALIVE wit sond of moosic from a catbox",


"Click!": "Pushy Buttons",
"Place and push a button": "Pushy button",

"Leveraging Synergy": "Flippurring Synurrgy",
"Flick a lever": "Flippurr a flippurr",

# On A Rail
"Travel by Minecart in a straight line to at least 1 km from where you started": "Travel by minecat at least 1km frum wer u startd",


"Baron of Blacksmiths": "Baron Narron",
"Get a stack of regular, chipped and damaged Anvils": "Get a stack of anvehls that are clean, oh so much chipped & oh so much braken",


"65": "69",
"hours of walking": "hours of walking! Nice",
"Walk 1000km. The statistics tab shall no longer be the grindy super challenges tab": "Nap 1000km. The Catistics tab shall no longer B da grindy supa dumb nuts tab",


"Feels Like Home": "Feels lik hom",
"Take a Strider for a loooong ride on a lava lake in the Overworld": "Take a Stridr for a looooooooong rid no a lav lak in teh Overworld",

"Gilded Miner": "Gilldd Minr",
"Mine a stack of Gilded Blackstone from Bastion Remnants": "Mien a stak ov some goldid bleckston from a baston remnont",

"Astrobrute": "Nyan Pikmin Brut",
"Send a Piglin Brute to the End and kill it there before it zombifies": "Send a PIkmin Brut 2 da End & kill it B4 it zomBfys",

"Ludicrous Speed!": "LUDICROUS SPEED!",
"Achieve an absolutely insane speed by combining the Speed II effect, Dolphin’s Grace, Depth Strider III, Soul Speed III and sprinting": "Acheev a absolutly inSANE sped by combinning spede 2, Greis of a Dolphin, Fuzt Watur Wallken 3, rannin on ded peepl 3 & sprintng",


"Stealth Takedown": "Ninja Kitty Takedown",
"Dispatch a Creeper at melee range while you are invisible": "Strike down a Cweeper while u NINJA",

"Dogfight": "Catfight (no dogs allowd)",
"Kill a Skeleton or Stray while both you and it have levitation": "Scratch a skeletun while both u both have hoverz",

"Riddle Me This": "Riddel Me Dis",
"The first is to smith a compass that vanishes": "Da 1st is 2 smif a spinny thing that when u getrekt its gon",
"The second is to slay a corpse that fishes": "Da 2nd is 2 scratch a waturr thing wit kitteh feedin device on",
"The third is to travel on an upside-down mount": "Da 3rd is 2 sit on an upsid-don PONY",
"The fourth is to take a temple tripwire into account": "Da 4th is 2 uze sheers on string in tempul or u get bony",
"The fifth is to be invisible yet be visible everywhere": "Da 5th is 2 be shiny but u cant see mee",
"The sixth is to return the product of a fowl in mid-air": "Da 6th is 2 gif back an eg 2 a bawk bawk eee",
"The seventh is to allow a child to commit the act of stealing": "Da 7th is 2 haf a baby pic get 2 clevr",
"The eighth is to smite a Wither with splash healing": "Da 8th is 2 insta sheezburgerz da withr",
"The ninth is to be a pirate; parrot, spyglass, map, and boat": "Da 9th is 2 be a py-rat, arr! Map, bird, I C U, watr car",
"The tenth, if you can achieve it, you will be the G.O.A.T.": "Da 10th, if u can be it, u r da Sphinx no more rhym plz",

# Riddle Me This messages and hints
"First line complete…": "1st line compleet",
"Second line complete…": "2nd lien dun",
"Third line complete…": "3rd lin beetn",
"Fourth line complete…": "4th lyne finishd",
"Fifth line complete…": "5th lain ovr",
"Sixth line complete…": "6th leg eaten",
"Seventh line complete…": "7th one complat",
"Eighth line complete…": "8th killd",
"Ninth line complete…": "9th, arr!",

"Tenth Parchment": "10th Purrchment",
"Place Warped Buttons to number a thousand": "Place Warpt Thingies 2 number 1000",
"For this was the thousandth item added to the game": "4 dis be da 1000th item added 2 MC",
"Like how this is the thousandth advancement added to the pack": "Liek how dis be 1000th advnzmnt added 2 pack",


# Renamed advancements and description changes in 1.12
"All Aboard!": "All Abored!",
"Craft and board a Minecart for railway journeys": "Kraft & bored a Minecat 4 railway jornies",

"Star Trader": "Rlly good trdr",
"Trade with a villager at the build height limit": "Trade rlly high",

"High Feet": "Hi Fett",
"Discover every mountain biome": "Find Boba Fett on all mountan bioms",

"Natural Sprinter": "Natural Lazer",
"Sprint 10km": "Laze about 10km",

"Lichen Subscribe": "Lich Comment & Subscribe",

"Atlantis?": "Catlantis?",

"Ahoy!": "Get Ship Rekt!",

"Foliage": "fOILAGE",

"How Did We Get Here?": "Haw did we get 'here¿",


# Description changes

# # Adventuring Time
"Discover every surface biome in the Overworld": "Disccover evry sufase baium in da ovrworld",

# # Explorer of Worlds
"Discover every biome in every dimension": "Disccuvver all da biums + never & end biaums",

# # Trampoline
"Bounce onto a slime block from at least 30 blocks high": "Bounce on2 bouncy green stuff from 30m high",

# # Cool Kids
"Craft and wear a leather jacket": "Craff a lethur jackett & ware it",

# # Fashion Statement
"Dye some leather pants with one color, then put them on": "Die sum lethur panties with 1 color & put them on",

# # Fuel Engine
"Craft a Minecart with Furnace and use coal or charcoal to send it chugging": "Put a Hot Box in a Minecat & use ur present or burnt w00d 2 send it chuging",

# # Troll Chest
"Trigger a trapped chest. Good for trolling your friends!": "tRIGGER a rigged Cat Box. Trololololololol",

# # Tripping Over
"Place a line of string between two tripwire hooks, and trigger it": "Put a string line between 2 string huks & scratch at it cuz its TAIL thing",

# # Under Pressure
"Step on a pressure plate": "Step on a Prseure PLat",

# # Let It Go!
"Using Frost Walker boots, walk on frozen water over a deep ocean": "Get no water hax on dep oshun",

# # Do A Barrel Roll!
"Use Riptide to give yourself a boost": "Use ur Dinglehopper 2 go & nevr comm back",

# # Kilometre Walk
"Travel at least 1000 blocks from the centre of the world in any direction.": "Go 1000 bloks frum hom.",

# # Ten Thousand Blocks
"Travel at least 10,000 blocks from the centre of the world in any direction.": "Go 10,000 bloks frum hom.",

# # Olympic Gold Medallist
"Swim 50km": "Run 50 laps around da house",

# # Global Railway Network
"Ride 50km in a minecart": "Ride 50km in ur minecat",

# # Who needs cars?
"Walk 50km": "Explure 50km",

# # I enjoy long walks and playing MC
"Walk 250km": "Nap 250km",

# # Time to Chop!
"Use planks and sticks to make an axe": "Use plankz an styx 2 mak a aks",



# Custom Advancement Completion messages
# # Has the syntax "<Player> has made the advancement <Advancement's name>"
"%1$s has made the advancement %2$s%3$s%4$s": "%1$s haz maed da atfancemend %2$s%3$s%4$s",
"%1$s has reached the goal %2$s%3$s%4$s": "%1$s dids %2$s%3$s%4$s omg gg bro",
"%1$s has completed the challenge %2$s%3$s%4$s": "%1$s didz %2$s%3$s%4$s clap clap meeee",
"%1$s has completed the super challenge %2$s%3$s%4$s": "%1$s dids supa dumb nutz %2$s%3$s%4$s supa pogz",
"%1$s has found the hidden advancement %2$s%3$s%4$s": "%1$s findz hidden advnsement %2$s%3$s%4$s",

# There are 5 %1$s's here for the advancement "65 Hours of Walking"
"%1$s has found the hidden advancement %2$s%3$s%4$s%5$s%6$s": "%1$s findz hidden spoopy advnsement %2$s%3$s%4$s%5$s%6$s",

# # "For milestones, it goes <Player> has completed every advancement in the <Tab name> tab, earning them the advancement <Milestone's name>"
"%1$s has completed every advancement in the %2$s tab, earning them the advancement %3$s%4$s%5$s": "%1$s dun evry adnvsnmzt in da %2$s tab yeeet :D Me now got %3$s%4$s%5$s",

# # # Note: Because The End already has a 'the' in it, this line is exclusively used in "End Milestone"
"%1$s has completed every advancement in %2$s tab, earning them the advancement %3$s%4$s%5$s": "%1$s dun evry adnvsnmzt in %2$s tab yeeet :D Me now got %3$s%4$s%5$s",

# # Advancement Legend
"%1$s has completed every advancement in BlazeandCave's Advancements Pack, earning them the coveted title of %2$s%3$s%4$s": "%1$s juzt didz evry advnaersmenz in Blaz & Cav's Advnzmtns Pak!!!!1! Me now pro gamer %2$s%3$s%4$s",



# Trophies added in 1.13
"Azalea Parachute": "Turtl-shel-parashoot",
"Good thing you didn't need this": "Guud ting u didnt niid dis",

"Pyro's Mask": "pyRO's mAsk",
"One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask": "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAWWW!",

"Deepslate Emerald Ore": "dark ston green shiny or",
"A rare specimen of emeralds embedded in the deepest of caves": "A raer specicat ov emrlsds embeddd in da deep caves",

"Flex Tape": "Flex Taep",
"To show the power of Flex Tape, you sawed all the blocks in half!": "2 show da power of Flex Taep, u sawed all da kittys in half!",
"#NotSponsored": "#PlzSponsorIllDoCuteKittyEyes",

"Stairway to Heaven": "Stairway 2 cat heven",
"Whatever you do, don't listen to it backwards!": "Wutever u do, dont lissen 2 it bakwrds!",

"Hot Potato": "Hot Potat",
"Whooo, wiggy wiggy wiggy": "Wuuu wiggy wiggy wiggy",
"Gimme that, gimme that, hoo": "Gimme dat gimme dat hoo boi",

"Captain America's Shield": "Cap's Sheild",
"Unfortunately there are no circles in Minecraft,": "There r no circls in MC",
"meaning this shield is not very aerodynamic for throwing": "so dis shield not airodynamic sorry falcon",

"Harp String": "Hup Tail Thing",
"Playing so much must be wearing out your strings...": "Playing with it so much is wearing out da strings",
"Here! Have an extra.": "Here! Have an extra!",

"Roller Coaster Cart": "Rollr Coastr Cart",
"Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!": "Hey, where's Perry?",

"Time Machine": "Tiem Machine",
"You'll need it to get back all those hours you spent": "U'll need it 2 get back all those hours u spent",

"Plaid Block": "Plaid Blok",
"They've gone to plaid!": "Theyve gone 2 plaid!",

"Stink Bomb": "Stink Bomb!",
"P.U!": "PU! Run away!",

"Amalgamation": "Amalgamashon",
"The sheer gravitational forces of killing these mobs": "The sheer grav forces ov scratching these mobs at once",
"appears to have morphed them all together": "appears 2 have morfed dem 2gether",

"Hubble Space Telescope": "Hooble Space Tellyscope",
"A telescope orbiting in outer space,": "A tellyscope or-biting in SPAAAAACCEEEE",
"it can see to infinity and beyond": "It can C 2 ∞ & B-yond",

"Golden Advancement Plaque": "Golden Advnzmnt Play Button",
"Awarded to this datapack for reaching 1000 advancements": "Awordd 2 dis datapack 4 reaching 1000 adnvsnmzts",

# # The Toilet trophy for 'WHERE'S THE HONEY LEBOWSKI' received a description change
"WHERE'S THE HONEY?!!!": "WARE'S THE HUNY?!!!",


# Configuration menu additions in 1.13
"Cooperative Mode currently enabled": "Coop mode currntly enabeld",
"Cooperative Mode currently disabled": "Coop mode currnlty disabeld",

"Cooperative Mode makes it so that whenever a player gets an advancement, that advancement will be shared across all players.": "Coop mode makes it so that whenever a cat gets an advnmsntz, it gets shared among all cats",
"Everyone's currently-obtained advancements will be shared between all players immediately when turning this setting on.": "Every cat's currently-obtaned advnzmnts will get shared between all cats immeditly when turning this setting on",
"While the mode can be turned off, shared advancements cannot be easily revoked.": "Whyle da mode can B turnd off, shared adnvsmznts cant be eZ-ly re-vokd",


"Click to enable for all players": "Clik 2 enabel 4 all cats",
"Click to enable only for the first player to get an advancement": "Clik 2 enabel only 4 da 1st cat to get an advnzmnt",
"Click to disable for all players": "Clik 2 disabel 4 all cats",

# The syntax for these text strings is e.g. 'Item Rewards: All players'
"Item Rewards:": "Item Rewords:",
"Experience Rewards:": "XP Rewords:",
"Trophies:": "Trophees:",

"All players": "All cats",
"First player only": "1st cat only",
"Disabled": "No cats",
#

"Advancement Completion Message Settings": "Advnzmnt Complshun msg settings",
"Advancement Scoreboard Display Settings": "Advnzmnt Scorebored disply settings",

"Click to view": "Clik 2 viuw",

"Display Advancements Scoreboard on tab list": "Display Advnzmnt Scorebored on tab list",
"Display First Advancements Scoreboard on tab list": "Display 1st Advnzmnts Scorebored on sidbar",

"Display Advancements Scoreboard on sidebar": "Display Advnzmnt Scorebored on sidbar",
"Display First Advancements Scoreboard on sidebar": "Display 1st Advnzmnts Scorebored on sidbar",

"The Advancements Scoreboard keeps track of how many advancements each player has obtained": "Da Advnzmnt Scorebord counts how many advnzmnts each cat has gotten",
"The First Advancements Scoreboard keeps track of how many advancements each player was the first to obtain": "Da 1st Advnzmnt Scorebord counts how many advnzmnts each cat was the 1st to get",
"Click to display": "Clik 2 display",
"Click to clear": "Clik 2 cleer",

# The syntax for these text strings is e.g. 'Task Advancements: All players'
"Task": "Task",
"Goal": "Gole",
"Challenge": "Chalenj",
"Super Challenges": "Supa Dumb Nuts",
"Milestone": "Mielston",

"Advancements:": "Advnzmnts:",
#

"Turn all messages on": "Turn all msgs on",
"Turn all messages off": "Turn all msgs off",
"Set all messages to first-player only (recommended and default for Cooperative Mode)": "Set all msgs 2 1st-cat only (recomndd & defult 4 coop mode)",
"Turn all on except tasks (recommended for large servers)": "Turn all on eksept tasks (recommended for big cat houses)",
"Turn all on except tasks and goals": "Turn all on eksept tasks & goles",

"Click to set": "Clik 2 set",


"Go back to main config menu": "Go bak",


# Advancements added in the Terralith version for BACAP 1.13.1
"A Cliffhanger!": "Nuuuu when next episod",
"Discover every type of cliff biome": "Go 2 all da cliffz",

"A Grassy Nature": "Sleepeh on Grass",
"Discover every grasslands biome": "Discuvvah all da grass lands",

"A E S T H E T I C": "A E S T H E T I C",
"Discover the Mirage Isles. No, they’re not not real": "Diskovur da Miraje Aisles",

"Alpha Days": "α dayz",
"Discover the mythical islands of Alpha": "Discufer da mifikul I-lands ov α",

"Bushranger": "Booshranjar",
"Discover every shrublands biome": "Go 2 all da shublands",

"Choco Mountain": "Choco Mountain? Nu",
"Discover a White Mesa": "Disvucah a whit meesa",

"Eruption in the Air": "Erupshun in da Air",
"Enter a volcano biome": "Enter a supa warm volcano bium",

"Highlander": "Hi-lander",
"Discover every highlands biome": "THERE CAN ONLY B MOAR THAN 1!",

"Master Spelunker": "Mastah Spelunkah",
"Discover every cave biome": "Disckuva all da caev biyums",

"O-Land-o Bloom": "Lego-las Bloom",
"Discover a blooming biome": "Go 2 a bluuming biom",

"One Small Steppe For Man": "1 smol step 4 cat",
"Discover a steppe biome": "1 giant leep 4 cat-kind in a steppe",

"Over the Moon": "Mooove ovr cow, cat ovr moon!",
"Discover a moonlight biome": "Discovah a muunlite biyarm",

"Pretty in Purple": "Pritty in Purrpel",
"Discover every biome with trees of purple leaves": "Diskaver all biyarms with treez ov purrpel leevz",

"Skylanders": "Skylandurs",
"Discover some mysterious lands floating high above the ground": "Sit on sum misteerius landz high up",

"Smarter than the Average Bear": "Smarter than da Average Kitteh",
"Discover the Yellowstone biome": "Sit in a Yelloston biom",

"Terralithic": "Teralific!!!1!",
"Discover every Terralith biome": "Diskuver evri Teralif bium",

"The Boreal Deal": "Da Boring Deal",
"Discover every boreal biome": "Disckava all boring biomes",

"The World Is Your Canvas": "Da World Is Ur Sleeping Ground",
"Discover the Painted Mountains": "Discuvah da painted mountains",

# Adjusted descriptions
"Discover every vanilla surface biome in the Overworld": "Disccover evry vanila sufase baium in da ovrworld",
"Discover every vanilla biome from every dimension": "Disccuvver all vanila biums + never & end biaums",

"Stardust": "Starbux",

"You have explored everything this world has to offer": "U have sleepi in all of da world",
"But at the end of it all, it is all still made from stardust": "But at da end ov it all, it is all starbux"




# All advancements and trophies that get added in versions 1.14 or later will be added down here for easy locating by translators who wish to update their language file
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