As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, /v/!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Привет Россия!
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Now Java 8!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
Black lives matter!
Be anti-racist!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
Gobmuffin'!
Creeper, Aww man!
Now 100% more Reimagined!
Chests with holes
Zero is a, an unique lad, I'll give him that
Ladies, Gentlemen.
Bring back the Rose!
The Rose rebellion has started!
The Roses shall take back their rightful place!
The Poppy shall fall
A Reijvi Approved experience!
playdotserverdotnet
Utterly shocking!
SPLASH!
Amogus
There is an Impostor among us
Among us
There is a Creeper among us
Steve was ejected!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE TRAIN STEVE!
Now listen here you lil-
You may fire when ready!
That's no moon!
Do or do not!
Do or do not, There is no try
Never tell me the odds
Clone Wars is back!
You have failed me for the last time
No, I am your father
Noooooooooo!
That's not true!
That's Impossible!
That's not true, that Impossible!
You know it to be true!
I find your lack of faith disturbing
Don't try it, I have the high ground!
HIGH GROUND!
Those WERE the droids I was looking for
These are not the droids you are looking for
Ye glob of absolute grease!
And I Thought They Smelled Bad On The Outside!
Brisky Morning Munchy.
How You Get So Big Eating Food Of This Kind?
Why, You Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder!
What An Incredible Smell You’ve Discovered!
Not Just The Men, But The Women, And The Children Too!
Come On, Baby! Do The Magic Hand Thing
Put That Thing Away Before You Get Us All Killed
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations
You were the chosen one!
I have a bad feeling about this
What about the droid attack on the wookies?
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe
He’s no good to me dead
Because Yes!
Because No!
The Ice bucket challange lives on!
Now with breadier bread!
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room
The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to
A wise man once said!
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her
I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong
Surely you can’t be serious
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts
I’m not insane. My mother had me tested!
It should be perfectly obvious I’m neither!
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised!
If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer
He went to get some milk
I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment
At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me!
No, it’s a cardigan. But thanks for noticing
I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom
If we’re going to pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops!
I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair
Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes!
I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
Hmmmmmmmmm
Hol' up
but I don't wanna
Now that's just utterly rude my goodman!
Gory Heaven!
Ye Gory Speakin' Gebmeffin'!
Handle it with care!
BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!
KILL IT!
Hanz, get the flammenwurfer
Spicy!
Now with eggier eggs!
Fly High
Fly High Technoblade
His name's Dave!
Ur telling me his name wasn't Dave?
Technoblade Never Dies!
This is the second-worst thing to happen to these orhpans.
There was nothing else I could do, I was mildly inconvenienced!
Look, I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to Hell I want him to hesitate.
I tried to raise my shield, but I accidentally sheared the ground
I tried to raise my shield, but I accidentally sheared the ground, or whatever you call this mechanic
HAAAAA?
I have an attention span of three centimetres.
Blood for the blood god!
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We win theseee!
Boat chest, chest boat? Boat Chess.
We'll miss u Dave.
We'll miss u Alex.
We'll miss u Technoblade.
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